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The Federation of Kendor
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Posts: 3999
Founded: Dec 08, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Give solution to the above problem

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Thu Nov 09, 2017 4:12 am

Welcome to this game. Basically, you must post a problem or dilemma, which can be anything, even ridicilous or unrealistic ones. The nation responding then must post their solution. It can be simple, straightforward and realistic, or creative, wacky and unrealistic.

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I have a trouble with the autoprune of F7
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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 360
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:58 am

Delete the server



I like lolis (in a non sexual sense) too much
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:16 am

Stop denying it; embrace your degeneracy.



My hovercraft is full of eels.
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Parcia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5972
Founded: Feb 11, 2016
Democratic Socialists

Postby Parcia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:17 am

West Violence wrote:Stop denying it; embrace your degeneracy.



My hovercraft is full of eels.


Napalm that sht, bro.
Might not have your hover craft afterwords.

I have a screw driver stuck in the chamber of my .45.
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Bluelight-R006
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 438
Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:18 am

We could just use phantom forces to teleport it out, or more ‘technically,’ remove the hoverboard covering and take them out and then put it back together.

AN: same thing.

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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 360
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:21 am

Eat your hand.



I like the Nazi Loli, Tanya Von Degurechaff too much
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."
-Reagan

#NotAllFlubals. Put this in your sig if you know not all Flubals get into car accidents

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Posts: 1528
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:26 am

You need Jesus.



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Agrination
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Posts: 22
Founded: Aug 12, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Agrination » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:53 am

Send him a picture with a couple hundred dollars because that's what he'd really like.

My corn won't grow

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Karamiko
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Posts: 437
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:56 am

Irrigate the soil.

My wifi is running way too slowly.
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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 360
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:58 am

Invade Saudi Arabia for the oil money so you can afford something better


Kanna Kamui isn't real. That's a big issue for me
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."
-Reagan

#NotAllFlubals. Put this in your sig if you know not all Flubals get into car accidents

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Dawetid
Envoy
 
Posts: 209
Founded: Jul 12, 2017
Conservative Democracy

Postby Dawetid » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:39 pm

Create one by yourself.


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Nilrahrarfan
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 117
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Corporate Police State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Fri Nov 10, 2017 12:40 pm

Dawetid wrote:Create one by yourself.


I want to die, but I'm too timid to kill myself. All the people I know won't help me, and hiring a hitman is illegal.

It's simple: Just move to Nilrahrarfan! If you're considered a degenerate, you will die in the gas chambers.


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Las Palmeras
Minister
 
Posts: 2715
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:08 pm

Don't do anything at all. One less StormGirl is something good.



Foreign fishermen keep stealing fish from the shores.
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Isentran
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Posts: 91
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Isentran » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:15 pm

Las Palmeras wrote:Foreign fishermen keep stealing fish from the shores.


Dump radioactive waste off your coast; then the fishermen won't want the fish anymore.

Raccoons keep raiding my trash cans.
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Bluelight-R006
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 438
Founded: Mar 31, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Bluelight-R006 » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:17 pm

Be a raccoon and eat the other raccoon themselves.

I forgot to do my homework and the teacher is asking me for it in my face now.
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A SIMPLE EXPLANATION
A ridiculously overpowered Realm that takes up almost 100% of all existence ever known. Information on that here, and here. We also have a god-like leader who possesses all the powers of our Magical God.
NATION TYPE AND LEADER
Benevolent Dictatorship.
For information on our god-like and immortal leader, go here.
INTERESTING SHORT BOOKS TO READ MADE IN THE REALM

Time Travel Paradoxes
A 0/-0 civilisation according to this.
A Class A civilisation according to
this.
Rated 10/10 in power according to
this.

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Fanace
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 02, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Fanace » Fri Nov 10, 2017 7:20 pm

Bluelight-R006 wrote:Be a raccoon and eat the other raccoon themselves.

I forgot to do my homework and the teacher is asking me for it in my face now.


Offer your teacher 7 bitcoins to give you the grade without any work. If they refuse, throw a meat cleaver at their genitalia.

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Isentran
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Posts: 91
Founded: Aug 09, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Isentran » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:18 pm

Bluelight-R006 wrote:I forgot to do my homework and the teacher is asking me for it in my face now.

Run!



My neighbor's dog keeps pooping in my yard, and my neighbor won't do anything about it.

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:23 pm

Poop in your neighbour's yard. Establish mutually assured destruction.


I'll never be in an anime.
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Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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Alternate Universe Northern Ateria
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 21
Founded: Oct 13, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Alternate Universe Northern Ateria » Fri Nov 10, 2017 8:25 pm

Then...just don’t get into an anime I guess?


Space nazis and nazi zombies are invading Earth
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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 360
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:15 pm

Embrace them.


I just got shot in my buttocks
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."
-Reagan

#NotAllFlubals. Put this in your sig if you know not all Flubals get into car accidents

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West Violence
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 46
Founded: Sep 28, 2017
Father Knows Best State

Postby West Violence » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:20 pm

Evacuate and get as fast as you can, you do not want "bled out from buttock injury" as your epitaph.


I just got banned from NS.
Olá, and welcome to West Violénce! Come and enjoy our tropical beaches, our lovely papaya cocktails, our public floggings and eldritch crabs, and the best snorkelling this side of nowhere!
Come join us lovely chaps at The Anti Democracy League!
(I should note that this nation doesn't represent my political views, or anyone else's for that matter. Some NationStates stats are used, but most aren't, except those that are. Everything you've ever seen is a WIP, reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, byyyyye!)
Theme, I guess --Main Factbook

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FreethinkingAnarchists ResidingWherever
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 196
Founded: Jul 18, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby FreethinkingAnarchists ResidingWherever » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:23 pm

West Violence wrote:Evacuate and get as fast as you can, you do not want "bled out from buttock injury" as your epitaph.


I just got banned from NS.

Drink insane amounts of coffee until you cannot sleep, which will give you endless energy to overthrow the government and make NS jealous of your efforts and let you back in.

Running out of coffee?
NationStates would be better without moderators policing profanity and other non-violent behavior.


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Northern Ateria
Envoy
 
Posts: 240
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:26 pm

Get down on your knees and pray that someone gives you coffee


Your economy has collapsed.
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Great Mojave
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 25
Founded: Aug 02, 2017
Capitalizt

Postby Great Mojave » Fri Nov 10, 2017 9:29 pm

Sell my teddy bear.

Ran out of cocaine?
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Stiltball
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Stiltball » Sat Nov 11, 2017 7:15 pm

get to the end of the line - it's that time of year.

I have just posted my first thread -I'm afraid no one will ever look at it let alone participate. So what words of comfort or advice can you give me? Ta, your reputation for wisdom is renown throughout Stiltball.

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