Down the hall a tad, a rustling sound emanated from the broom closet. A few moments later, Vasily came spilling out and landed flat on his face. Why he was dressed as a ballerina was a mystery he probably didn't even have the answer to.
"Oh, Moya bolyache holova (My aching head). Last time I party with the Vietnamese...or were they Laotian...eh. All Asian languages sound the same when the person has a ballgag..."
He stumbled to his feet, brushing the dust off his getup and peeling a beer label off his shoe.
"Well, better get ready for tonight. Can't have a DJ not show up. And if I don't, they'll probably get Daryl to replace me. That guy is a hack...I should probably change...and I'm not even on my floor..."
Trying to get all his rusted bearings in gear, he finally noticed the other resident of the hallway...whose name he forgot. So he winged it.
"Hello...female person."
He wasn't good at winging it.
"If you like decent ecstasy, over-priced booze and house music, I'm DJing at a club in Augusta tonight. Tell the bouncer you know me, and you don't have to pay the cover charge...unless it'd Todd. If you tell Todd you know me, he might punch you. He hasn't quite forgiven me for that incident with...well, that's a story for another time."