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Blakullar
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YN's leader defeats the AN's in a fight. What do they say?

Postby Blakullar » Wed Oct 25, 2017 9:02 am

The Scenario:

There is a fierce confrontation truly worthy of an action B-movie between your nation's leader (or otherwise most prominent figure) and that of the nation above you. Whether through skill, cognisant application of ludicrous firepower or simple blind luck, your leader has triumphed. His/her/its opponent is lying on the ground, totally unable to retaliate - they are well and truly beaten.

The question is, what will your leader say to their vanquished adversary? Will it be a condescending taunt deriding the opponent for having bothered to get out of bed that day? A witty one-liner that would do Arnold Schwarzenegger proud before pulling the trigger to finish the deed? Or a heartfelt apology that it had to come to this before walking off into the sunset? Whatever it will be, be sure to make it good, for this could be their last chance before the next leader shows up...
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If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All kinds of meat from "Slice n' dice" butcher shops network 33% discount.

We are NOT ancap. We are anarcho-mutualsit.

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A despotic monarchy ruled by a little girl with a gloved, iron fist that has control over an empire that’s landmass is larger than the African and Eurasian continents combined.

“ENOUGH! WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS ALTERNATE UNIVERSE WARFARE? IT’S RUSSIA ISN’T IT?!”

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Postby Skyhooked » Thu Oct 26, 2017 3:34 pm

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Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.
If you wanna know more about this haven of sin: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=418281&start=300

Our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and tons of souvenirs. And our current special: All kinds of meat from "Slice n' dice" butcher shops network 33% discount.

We are NOT ancap. We are anarcho-mutualsit.

Refreshing News: Project "Styx Escape" ended with a total success! We resurrected our First Leader Seth thanks to science, economy and friends. Rapture republic gets credit for their great assistance./ First Leader Seth became our new El Presidente, as most of us wanted him as leader once again.

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