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What's the scariest thing about the AN's military? IV

Postby Hammer Britannia » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:15 pm

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Postby Pilarcraft » Tue Oct 24, 2017 12:16 pm

what's not scary in that shitstorm of an armed forces?
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Postby Freed Lymonia » Tue Oct 24, 2017 1:42 pm

Their advanced weaponry
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
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Postby Universal Union of Panhumanity » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:34 pm

In terms of personnel-to-population ratio and percentage of GDP occupied by the military budget, they are practically North Korea.

It's actually kind of uncanny how similar they are.
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Postby Freed Lymonia » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:37 pm

Universal Union of Panhumanity wrote:In terms of personnel-to-population ratio and percentage of GDP occupied by the military budget, they are practically North Korea.

It's actually kind of uncanny how similar they are.

Says the commie.

/skip
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
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Postby Universal Union of Panhumanity » Tue Oct 24, 2017 2:42 pm

Freed Lymonia wrote:
Universal Union of Panhumanity wrote:In terms of personnel-to-population ratio and percentage of GDP occupied by the military budget, they are practically North Korea.

It's actually kind of uncanny how similar they are.

Says the commie.

/skip

I'm not sure how that's supposed to be a reply to me pointing out how 20% of your population are in the military and 20% of your GDP forms the budget of said military.

/skip

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Their army is made up of friggin skeletons.

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Postby Freed Lymonia » Tue Oct 24, 2017 6:40 pm

Universal Union of Panhumanity wrote:
Freed Lymonia wrote:Says the commie.

/skip

I'm not sure how that's supposed to be a reply to me pointing out how 20% of your population are in the military and 20% of your GDP forms the budget of said military.

/skip

Your a commie. Inherent to your ideology is the oppression of people, especially the farthest up and down the economic spectrum. We on the other hand are capitalist and value freedom. You and NOKO are commies. You are much closer to them than me. (And we don't use dem NS Stats)

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They're global
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

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Postby Corantia » Wed Oct 25, 2017 4:24 am

In addition to having advanced technology, 20% of them will be using it against us.
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Postby West Violence » Wed Oct 25, 2017 6:02 am

Everything??


...I didn't write anything about my military yet, so
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Postby Pilarcraft » Thu Oct 26, 2017 6:03 am

their large ammo, I guess.
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Postby Goustavia » Thu Oct 26, 2017 7:34 am

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One word: communism
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Postby Goustavia » Thu Oct 26, 2017 8:02 am

I have no official documents to go off of. Their flag makes me assume they have large robots.
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Postby Pax Nerdvana » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:03 am

Goustavia wrote:I have no official documents to go off of. Their flag makes me assume they have large robots.

That would be correct.


Probably nerve gas.
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Postby Freed Lymonia » Thu Oct 26, 2017 9:09 am

Robos
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
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Postby The Global Occult Coaltions » Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:45 am

Their Supernatural Division.
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Postby Pilarcraft » Thu Oct 26, 2017 11:39 am

laser shooting birds.
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