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Zitravgrad
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YN's leader is stranded on an island with AN's leader

Postby Zitravgrad » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:02 am

The title says it, I guess. A trip by sea went wrong (perhaps the ship crashed with an iceberg) Your and AN's leaders are washed up the shore of an uncharted island. Help will take a while to arrive as no one knows where they are gone. What will your leader do? :D :D

Since there is no one above me, Chairman Kazimir Miroslavsky calmly spends time waiting all alone on the shore and lights bonfire in hope that the smoke can be seen by a passing ship, while planning to build a raft to get out of here.
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Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft
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Postby Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:27 am

On occasions such as these President Carla Haynes has a GPS-enabled biometric tracker, so help would probably come within a few hours at most

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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 1:57 am

I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the navy to send a battleship to rescue me.
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Suyokyuta
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Postby Suyokyuta » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:12 am

*tries to kill for food*

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:14 am

"Goodbye"-AI Empress Akichi Hachirou before the drone flies away into the horizon, most likely falling into the sea.
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The Interstellar Federation
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Postby The Interstellar Federation » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:14 am

Teleports out of there, with AN's leader, if he likes him of course.
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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:15 am

I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the air force to send a plane to rescue me.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:16 am

Detonate her drone which would also kill them.
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Kyoki Chudoku
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:17 am

"At least I'll have some entertainment..."

-Aozora Chiyumi, Supreme Overlady of All Reality, waiting for rescue, scythe in hand

AN: "You're going to explode aren't you? Let me take a nice swim."
Last edited by Kyoki Chudoku on Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:17 am, edited 2 times in total.
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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:18 am

Japan: my leader isnt a girl

AN: I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the navy to send a submarine to rescue me.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:19 am

To Estonia, our leader is technically an empress which travels around using a drone

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Get a human body and nuke them.
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Drittes Grossdeutches Reich
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Postby Drittes Grossdeutches Reich » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:21 am

Cannibalism.

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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:22 am

Just warp somewhere else and leave the drone to kill them.
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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:22 am

Why will you blow your own drone up then?

I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the air force to send a copter to rescue me.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:27 am

The Imperial Estonian Empire wrote:Why will you blow your own drone up then?

I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the air force to send a copter to rescue me.


Because currently she takes the form of an AI, and the drone is there to project her. She has like an entire factory of those.

/skip
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Taukk
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Founded: Sep 23, 2017
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My answer to this puzzle

Postby Taukk » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:28 am

take the tree, then pull the boat out of it, then leave the island

by the way, I'm sorry if my English is bad, im using google translate.

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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:32 am

I'll kill the AN's leader and then call the navy to send an aircraft carrier to rescue me.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:34 am

She would stab them repeatedly with her armed drone and tell them to stop being so vanilla.
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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:35 am

I'll kill the AN's leader and then cut down all the trees of the island and build a ship and sail away. After that, I will annex the AN, because it has no leader anymore.
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Eriaroon Eugenic Republic
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Founded: Apr 24, 2017
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Postby Eriaroon Eugenic Republic » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:39 am

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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:41 am

I'll kill the AN's leader and then cut down all the trees of the island and build a ship and sail away. After that, I will annex both the island and the AN, because it has no leader anymore.
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Higher Japan
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Postby Higher Japan » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:41 am

The Imperial Estonian Empire wrote:I'll kill the AN's leader and then cut down all the trees of the island and build a ship and sail away. After that, I will annex the AN, because it has no leader anymore.


Side note though, it would still run since she's just a figure. Besides, you will have problems with

A. She can replicate herself through AI

B. She can still clone herself

C. You'd have to kill 77 other members of the government, all of whom are in different systems and of which 7 are practically close to almighty powers.

/skiptrymehoe
We don't use NS stats
A -0 civilization, according to this index.
Mod warning counter:
Unofficial: 1
NOTICE: As of 14/10, the empress has officially been granted greater control of the government, including military and financial sectors. That is all, have a good day.

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Kyoki Chudoku
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Postby Kyoki Chudoku » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:43 am

The Imperial Estonian Empire wrote:I'll kill the AN's leader and then cut down all the trees of the island and build a ship and sail away. After that, I will annex both the island and the AN, because it has no leader anymore.


Aozora would be attacked, and after a duel half the island would be covered in purple flames and Aozora would spend some time stabbing into the mutilate corpse and drawing some images with her scythe in it as she awaited rescue.
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Also, I don't use NS stats. So please ignore them.
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The Imperial Estonian Empire
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Postby The Imperial Estonian Empire » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:43 am

Higher Japan wrote:
The Imperial Estonian Empire wrote:I'll kill the AN's leader and then cut down all the trees of the island and build a ship and sail away. After that, I will annex the AN, because it has no leader anymore.


Side note though, it would still run since she's just a figure. Besides, you will have problems with

A. She can replicate herself through AI

B. She can still clone herself

C. You'd have to kill 77 other members of the government, all of whom are in different systems and of which 7 are practically close to almighty powers.

/skiptrymehoe


Ok, i'll nuke you instead of annexing you.

/skip
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In America, you get rekt. In Soviet Russia, rekt gets you!

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Postby Bluelight-R006 » Sun Oct 01, 2017 2:44 am

"I heard you're evil."

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"Ladies and... ladies. Welcome on board Hell Airlines. Please put your legs together, heart in place and intestines connected to the stomach as we depart for Help! Mothasucka!"

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