Satanic Missionaries ?

[Salandriagado]

No, for the same reason that I wouldn't do so to any other kind of missionary.

[Nerodanus]

Personally or NationStates wise?

[Genivaria]

My reaction?
"The Renaissance Fair is down the road kid."

[Genivaria]

Personally or NationStates wise?

Personally. They just want to tell you that the Lord Satan loves you.

*snorts*
That's nice.
*shuts door*

[The Islands of Versilia]

I personally regard Satanic missionaries the same as any other missionary.
Not my cup of tea. This individual charges £25 per minute to hear preaching.

[Rusozak]

I don't care what religion it is. Disrupting someone in their own home with the aim of converting them is just plain rude. I'd slam the door.

[Nerodanus]

In that case I would answer them as I do every other Missionary,

With a colander on my head and a bowl of nice warm spaghetti and meatballs saying "May you be touched by his noodly appendage!"

[Nea Videssos]

They'd obviously be sacrificed to Odin in a great blót.

[Reploid Productions]

"Sorry, I don't buy anything from door-to-door solicitors, including religion. Thank you. *click*"

[Gig em Aggies]

No, for the same reason that I wouldn't do so to any other kind of missionary.

At least you keep it honest.

Missionaries are no longer useful as most people already adhere to one of the several major world religions. And no *shuts door*

[Nerodanus]

In that case I would answer them as I do every other Missionary,

With a colander on my head and a bowl of nice warm spaghetti and meatballs saying "May you be touched by his noodly appendage!"

But, that's irrational. Don't you want to hear about the love the Lord Satan has for you and earn a wonderful afterlife in Hell ?

Don't you want to learn about the great noodly heaven with endless beer and food and strippers?

Or go to the cold hell with stale beer and the strippers all have STDs?

[Genivaria]

They'd obviously be sacrificed to Odin in a great blót.

Hmmm....You're a Pagan huh ? Odin is a cool god.

*snorts* Hehehehe.

[Wansul]

But I didn't send any missionaries...

[Dread Lady Nathicana]

"Not interested, thank you. Hope you have a nice day." Standard response for folks. Sure, will take a pamphlet if that makes them feel better, but there's no cause to be rude from my perspective. Thank them for their time, politely decline, and let them and you get on with your day.

[Atkemri]

Well I'm Christian so expect me to try and convert him.

[Cetacea]

You will certainly be just as welcome as all those Jehovah Witnesses who I slam the door in the face off.

Mormons on the other hand are useful, I usually put them to work doing my gardens and stacking my wood. I'm sure if you came and demonstrated the love of Lord Satan in a practical way, you would do much better.

[Genivaria]

Well I'm Christian so expect me to try and convert him.

I challenge you to Theological Combat!

[Zeclil]

"Oh, hey, cool, that's nice..."

[Stellar Colonies]

If I had someone like that come up to my door, I'd politely refuse and shut it.

Just like with any other missionary or street salesperson.

[Luminesa]

Brb, getting the Rosary.

[Nea Videssos]

Personally. They just want to tell you that the Lord Satan loves you.

*snorts*
That's nice.
*shuts door*

Hmmm....You're a Pagan huh ? Odin is a cool god.

*snorts* Hehehehe.

I'm beginning to notice a pattern. Nasal passages blocked, perhaps?

[Threlizdun]

I'd be rather surprised to find a theistic Satanist rather than an atheistic one who merely utilizes Satan as a metaphor. I'd probably chat with them for a bit. It's occasionally interesting to hear from missionaries, and the missionaries from far less common religious doctrines would seem more likely to be interesting.

[Miklania]

[The of Japan]

i would slam the door in his face

[Albrenia]

The religion itself being offered would most likely take me aback for a moment, but in the end it'd be a no-thank-you from me.