[VALIDITY] Only valid for Nations with Low Intelligence and Low Book Publishing Industry
[DESCRIPTION] "How To Repair Your Car For Dummies" was shockingly ranked at #1 on the national best-sellers list after selling just 200 copies, a debate emerged in your office over the need of reading encouragement and interest within the population as enraged bibliophiles pump their fists at you from outside the window.
[OPTION 1] "That's truly shameful," sighs @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Culture pulling a dusty book from within the magically deep pockets of @@HIS@@ overcoat. "Enforce discounts on books to impulse @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ to buy a good ol' book. Infinite knowledge is wasting just behind those pages, the small publishers probably won't like having their profits cut like that, but they only understand the risks, not the gain."
[FALLOUT] books are a favourite substitute for pennies
[OPTION 2] "It's not their choice anymore," says your Minister of Education, who has been reading books for seven hours straight every day. "People don't realize what they are losing by not reading. They'd be better teachers, engineers, @@ANIMAL@@ trainers, surgeons, if they stopped watching 'The Brash and the Backstabbing' and actually read some pages. For everyone's sake, make it mandatory to read a book every month."
[FALLOUT] citizens can't leave the country until they are up to date with their reading obligations
[OPTION 3] "What about us?" asks @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@, author of "How To Repair Your Car For Dummies", signing a copy of his bestseller to you. "We are the ones that need help, it took 5 years of hard work, studying, and a lot of sleepless nights to figure out how to repair an engine belt. You know what we need? A little incentive to keep us inspired to make great masterpieces, create some schools especially made to help writers, I could teach a few things to them."
[FALLOUT] "How To Repair Your Computer For Dummies" is a worldwide success
[OPTION 4] "Books are useless brick size paper," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a teenager, creator of Bonfire, the most downloaded EBook reader. "All we need is download this app, and we have a complete array of books to read at any time, from romance to @@ANIMAL@@ apocalypse. The folks will find it so convenient, they will start reading it nonstop. Just so you know, my services to the country can be repaid with a mansion in the @@CAPITAL@@ countryside.
[FALLOUT] Tarologist bring your ideal book in 48 hours using EBook