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Rainengrad
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Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

AN's Leader suddenly knocks on YN's Leader's door

Postby Rainengrad » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:19 pm

I'll start.
-Opens door, sees nothing.-
Hello, darkness, my old friend.
-Gets back inside.-
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RCNN News: West Oupsikov develops rocket only for the sake of bothering pro-space-race East Oupsikov - Challenge was accepted by the easterners even though the rival rocket won't even take off // President Niemeyer welcomes Year 426 with a motivational speech for frontline troops - ''United, we shall triumph against the evils of the Ebranian Axis, tear them down, and make a better place out of Terra, for the greater good'' // Road rage: Angry duo turn their morning conmuting into a shootout between them and highway officers - The two subjects were arrested, but promoted by their boss for caring for puntuality over law //

Class O14 Civilization
Ruled by Her Highness, President Wiffen von Niemeyer, since Year 423
NS-Stats to be ignored.

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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 231
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:21 pm

"Oh my, I didn't expect having any visitors tonight. Anyways, you are welcome to stay for a while."
-President Adamaris Leah Harley
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“Are you ready to learn?!” “Do you ever feel like killing yourself?” “Well you’ve come to the right place!”
“I'll have you know that Madoka Magica has a big mystery element, and a lot of humour that goes over kid's heads!" -Grunkle Stan *cough* Mami *cough*
Status IRL: I MUST GAIN LIKES FOR APPROVAL!!
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Rainengrad
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Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rainengrad » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:23 pm

''Oh, come in and leave your mech at the door. Always happy to receive visits from the Geassverse.''
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RCNN News: West Oupsikov develops rocket only for the sake of bothering pro-space-race East Oupsikov - Challenge was accepted by the easterners even though the rival rocket won't even take off // President Niemeyer welcomes Year 426 with a motivational speech for frontline troops - ''United, we shall triumph against the evils of the Ebranian Axis, tear them down, and make a better place out of Terra, for the greater good'' // Road rage: Angry duo turn their morning conmuting into a shootout between them and highway officers - The two subjects were arrested, but promoted by their boss for caring for puntuality over law //

Class O14 Civilization
Ruled by Her Highness, President Wiffen von Niemeyer, since Year 423
NS-Stats to be ignored.

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Hammer Britannia
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Posts: 1064
Founded: Oct 08, 2016
Father Knows Best State

Postby Hammer Britannia » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:25 pm

"Mmmm? No, Mr. Pink is not home right now"
- Pink in a (Male) cleaner outfit
I am a -1 Civ, AKA I am god
We definitely don't use NSstats
Ranked #1 in NS for the most Bullshit and OP nation on Nationstates
Here I am... This is me..

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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:28 pm

"Ugh not this guy *opens door* hey, how are ya pink? Doing good? Good. Now, next time you knock on this door I'm getting a restraining order... Guards!"
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."
-Reagan

#NotAllFlubals. Put this in your sig if you know not all Flubals get into car accidents

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Rainengrad
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Founded: Aug 03, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Rainengrad » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:29 pm

''Before you come in, we're out of tea. Luckily you brits always have a tea box in handy''

AN: ''Are you interested in a trade agreement?'' -Civilization VI Victoria face-
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RCNN News: West Oupsikov develops rocket only for the sake of bothering pro-space-race East Oupsikov - Challenge was accepted by the easterners even though the rival rocket won't even take off // President Niemeyer welcomes Year 426 with a motivational speech for frontline troops - ''United, we shall triumph against the evils of the Ebranian Axis, tear them down, and make a better place out of Terra, for the greater good'' // Road rage: Angry duo turn their morning conmuting into a shootout between them and highway officers - The two subjects were arrested, but promoted by their boss for caring for puntuality over law //

Class O14 Civilization
Ruled by Her Highness, President Wiffen von Niemeyer, since Year 423
NS-Stats to be ignored.

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Democratic Exodian Territories
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Posts: 560
Founded: Aug 29, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Democratic Exodian Territories » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:40 pm

*Secret Service agents lower their rifles as they see you, laughing in nervous relief*
"Come in, sir. We're terribly sorry if we frightened you, the recent assassination attempt has put everyone on high alert. Governor Shang hasn't really been expecting you, but you and your officials may enter... Ah, there's the Governor. He says he wants to share a bottle of whiskey over a trade agreement." -Major Douglas, Head of Federal Secuirty
"God bless this dank, beautiful nation. From Meme to shining Meme!"

-Governor William Shang

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(-_Q)

Against the evils of communism, socialism, and fascism. Let the fruits of capitalism's labor be forever bountiful!

Pro: Trump, Israel, Life, Capitalism, Racial Equality, Gender Equality, Gun Rights, Christianity, Interventionism

Though I identify as right-wing, 1.74 Left, 1.45 Authoritarian

Proud Anti-Furry. [REMOVED BY MOD]

A small, PMT island-archipelago nation with neoconservative views and an economy heavily based on dank Memes, aquaculture, and arms manufacturing.

Only NS official Rank, Government, Economy stats used

Factbooks unreliable, forum posts reliable

A Class Y14 Civilization
A Tier 6.5, Level 2.5, Type 4 Civilization

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Arthropol
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Posts: 1330
Founded: May 19, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arthropol » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:43 pm

*opens door*

Who are you? I didn't know about having visitors tonight?
The Kingdom of Arthropol
For stats, refer to factbook!
NS Stats not canon!

Storefronts + Embassy Program
Political Compass- Left -2.1 Libertarian -2.2
Spekr- Left -1 Libertarian -39
Democratic Socialism, Environmentalism, Regulated Capitalism, Science, Centrism, Canada, Europe, Mild Nationalism
Conservatism, Capitalism, Stalinism, Dictatorship, Fascism, Trump, Hillary, Bernie, Too Much Nationalism, Religion in Politics, Anti-Science


Arthropol24 News - Highest ever New Year’s Day Concert turnout recorded, Conservatives ask for lower taxes, Government approval at all time high of 71%

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Werkerbloed
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jul 23, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Werkerbloed » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:46 pm

Oh, it's you! Make yourself welcome and comfortable in my abode. It may not be one of those presidential palaces, but it sure is more humble and comforting. *chuckles* - Lucas Funske Schneider
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pro: lgbtq+ feminism, libertarian socialism, gun rights, universal healthcare, racial diversity
Neutral: religion(moderate), liberalism
anti: trump, authoritarianism, fascism, capitalism, racism, (extreme) religion, anarcho-capitalism
Political compass results:
Economic Left/Right: -6.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.59
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
although some aspects of it are accurate to my nation, i do not use NS stats
welcome to werkerbloed: the socialist bloom
equal opportunity, nationwide meadows,
stellar food, volcanic lizard men,
phallic trees, mountains that shriek
and socialist pride are among some of the
feats this glorious land has for you

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Freed Lymonia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 361
Founded: Mar 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Freed Lymonia » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:51 pm

"Let's share a drink to get over our economic differences. Here, have a Lymonian specialty. *takes drink* To a new freindship!" CoS Dihedral
Doobengert wrote:*hic*
lots of people died
*cough and then hiccup, then drinks more out of his empty bottle*
war
*hiccup*
more war
Boom, Lymonia
-Asheyin, More drunk than he should be
We don't use NS stats unless they'd fit the nation same w/policies
Our National Anthem
here is a few songs that would give the vibe of our nation: General vibe 1 Genera vibe 2| Morales | Military (just replace America with Lymonia) | Culture

"We will always remember. We will always be proud. We will always be prepared, so we may always be free."
-Reagan

#NotAllFlubals. Put this in your sig if you know not all Flubals get into car accidents

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The Tauri Home-World Command
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Posts: 32
Founded: Apr 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Tauri Home-World Command » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:53 pm

Met by and cleared with security, then led out back to the river behind the house where John Shepperd is fishing,
"Grab a rod and a beer; then tell me whats up."

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-Crysis-
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Sep 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -Crysis- » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:01 pm

The Tauri Home-World Command wrote:Met by and cleared with security, then led out back to the river behind the house where John Shepperd is fishing,
"Grab a rod and a beer; then tell me whats up."

"The Lord is unable communicate with physical means by voice.It won't be another millennium until he wakes from stasis.I am his son, so I could get Factory to see what you want with Crysis, serving as the Leader of our nation until the deity awakes."
-Aagoney
NS stats are irrelevant.

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Danceria
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Posts: 6766
Founded: Aug 13, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Danceria » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:02 pm

The Tauri Home-World Command wrote:Met by and cleared with security, then led out back to the river behind the house where John Shepperd is fishing,
"Grab a rod and a beer; then tell me whats up."

"Ah, Colonel Shepard. Glad to see you here. Now one of two things bring you here, business with the Tok'ra, Nut, Hestia, and our various Goa'uld queens no doubt. Or the fact that Doctor Jackson is tearing his hair out over the fact that our location names mirror the yarns spun by one "Jaegar R. Tallkeen"? Frankly, I'm flattered. But if I may suspend business for a cold one and a catch. That's Dancerian for "lets grab a fishing line and discuss other things". River's over there."
-Ninjas swiftly subdue the Colonel-
-Crysis- wrote:
The Tauri Home-World Command wrote:Met by and cleared with security, then led out back to the river behind the house where John Shepperd is fishing,
"Grab a rod and a beer; then tell me whats up."

"The Lord is unable communicate with physical means by voice.It won't be another millennium until he wakes from stasis.I am his son, so I could get Factory to see what you want with Crysis, serving as the Leader of our nation until the deity awakes."
-Aagoney

"A remarkable young man, please, come inside. Tea will be ready in a few minutes..."
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One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Varkina
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Posts: 23
Founded: Sep 06, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Varkina » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:12 pm

"Ah! Filthy mortal! What do you want get out of here before I call the Guards on you!"-Sun Goddess Asha.

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Northern Ateria
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sat Sep 09, 2017 9:16 pm

"So a god comes knocking on my door at nine-sixteen at night?"
-President Adamaris Leah Harley
“Are you ready to learn?!” “Do you ever feel like killing yourself?” “Well you’ve come to the right place!”
“I'll have you know that Madoka Magica has a big mystery element, and a lot of humour that goes over kid's heads!" -Grunkle Stan *cough* Mami *cough*
Status IRL: I MUST GAIN LIKES FOR APPROVAL!!
The SC Federal Broadcast Network: Why did the monocycle fall over?

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Mota Mota
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Sep 09, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Mota Mota » Sat Sep 09, 2017 10:13 pm

"Aroha, frien- Wait... Is this.. Mai'Kal? Have you returned to bring us more gifts and advance Mota Mota further?"
~Chief Hamonga Hariwana
Welcome to Mota Mota Island! It's not like Gulligain's Island, Total Drama Island or the Cook Islands (except for the part where we steal 75% of our culture from the Maoris and Vanuatu) Here, we are a soon-to-be-contacted tribe living on a giant remote island that somehow only one person has come across (even though it looks as big as Germany thanks to my shitty map skills).


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The Tauri Home-World Command
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Founded: Apr 10, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Tauri Home-World Command » Sat Sep 09, 2017 11:24 pm

Turned away by security since he was obviously trying to circumvent diplomatic channels; furthermore a nation who's religion is a "cargo-cult" cant ever be taken seriously in the modern world.

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The American Enclaves
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 5
Founded: Sep 05, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The American Enclaves » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:41 pm

"Access denied, only Colonel Autumn may enter the president's room, wait a sec- how did you get in Raven Rock Military Base?!"
- Enclave Soldiers
THE ENCLAVE

Based on the Enclave from the Fallout franchise.

"Communism is the very definition of failure!"
- Liberty Prime

Enclave Radio: "Good Morning America! I am the president of the U.S.A. John Henry Eden sending a message to YOU, the American people: Well, It's a lovely new day today, isn't it? It is time we rebuild this nation to it's former glory: a world superpower. But that's why the Enclave is here, to rebuild the future of America! God Bless the Enclave! God Bless America! This is president John Henry Eden, signing off..."

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Werkerbloed
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Posts: 14
Founded: Jul 23, 2017
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Werkerbloed » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:43 pm

I don't know how to say this politely, but please, take a hike out of here. - Lucas Funske Schneider
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pro: lgbtq+ feminism, libertarian socialism, gun rights, universal healthcare, racial diversity
Neutral: religion(moderate), liberalism
anti: trump, authoritarianism, fascism, capitalism, racism, (extreme) religion, anarcho-capitalism
Political compass results:
Economic Left/Right: -6.63
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -7.59
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
although some aspects of it are accurate to my nation, i do not use NS stats
welcome to werkerbloed: the socialist bloom
equal opportunity, nationwide meadows,
stellar food, volcanic lizard men,
phallic trees, mountains that shriek
and socialist pride are among some of the
feats this glorious land has for you

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District of Illuminatia
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 159
Founded: Apr 07, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby District of Illuminatia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 3:46 pm

Sorry, no entry without invites.

- Illumi Izuna
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- I DON'T USE NS STATS
- The person on my flag isn't my leader or a representation of my people.

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Robosia
Envoy
 
Posts: 212
Founded: Aug 27, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Robosia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:23 pm

"Ah!" (Runs away)
-President OF-2938
“The thing about Robosia is that we tend to elect leaders not based on their experience in the field of politics, but on how high they reached on the Interpol Most Wanted list.”
- President OF-2938

Hammer Britannia wrote:An AI: So... are you single
Fax Machine: BEEP

My ambassador, YB-4779, is an Aerial-Class. He likes to crash through the ceiling when entering debates.

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Fendur
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 02, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Fendur » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:25 pm

*Blinks*

"What...er...who are you?"

- President Erick
A nation that occupies Kadur's island in an alternate timeline .
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All Fendurian men are kept in compounds. That might give you an idea of what this place is like.
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When we say "Plague", we're talking about an engineered virus that can kill men and have a relatively minor effect on women.
President Hanna S. Erickson. Elected in 2004 as part of the Stability Party due to fears that men would obtain equal rights. If she is talking to anybody but a human male, she is typically polite and means well, unless they criticize her views on gender equality.
(A term she hates)
^ Currently the only source of information on the president
Fendur does not in any way represent my personal views of what a nation should be like.

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Northern Ateria
Envoy
 
Posts: 231
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:28 pm

"Hi there?"
-President Adamaris Leah Harley
“Are you ready to learn?!” “Do you ever feel like killing yourself?” “Well you’ve come to the right place!”
“I'll have you know that Madoka Magica has a big mystery element, and a lot of humour that goes over kid's heads!" -Grunkle Stan *cough* Mami *cough*
Status IRL: I MUST GAIN LIKES FOR APPROVAL!!
The SC Federal Broadcast Network: Why did the monocycle fall over?

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The Kruegh
Secretary
 
Posts: 27
Founded: Jun 16, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby The Kruegh » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:35 pm

"Go away, I'm not hungry."
Kruegh-themed playlist
Mainly inspired by the Cravers (Endless Space) and the Hierarchy (Universe at War).
6.66 on this power scale (9-1-8 for each category, respectively)

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Hollibourn
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Nov 01, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Hollibourn » Sun Sep 10, 2017 4:37 pm

"Whutchu want spaceboy? Why come here?"

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