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Your Tourist's Review of the Above Nation VII

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The Federation of Kendor
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Left-wing Utopia

Your Tourist's Review of the Above Nation VII

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Fri Sep 08, 2017 10:01 pm

A reboot of the previous thread. Basically, you must post on what will your nation's tourist say about the above nation they visit. What is their experience like? How did the nation treated them? Etc.

No one above me

Link to previous thread: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=384390
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The Islands of Versilia
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Posts: 2099
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:21 am

"It was lovely. The sights were great, the air was clean and the people were polite. They weren't keen on Versilia when I spoke about it, but I guess it's just culture shock."
- Tourist
<~ The United Blood Courts of Versilia ~>
Slightly Matriarchal, Euro-Asian Technocratic-Democratic Monarchy of Great Old One worshipping, resource hoarding and unethical science conducting Vampiric lolis, protected by clone soldiers and a fortress coastline.
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VNNO: Grand Duchy of Lushian founded on Sāodari, made into vassal | Versilian Crown Princess receives marriage proposal from Goseon | Versilia allows more minor states on colony planets |

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Fendur
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Posts: 36
Founded: Sep 02, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Fendur » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:26 am

"It was an interesting place, but I found myself watching my back and neck the whole time."

- Fendurian citizen
A nation that occupies Kadur's island in an alternate timeline .
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All Fendurian men are kept in compounds. That might give you an idea of what this place is like.
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When we say "Plague", we're talking about an engineered virus that can kill men and have a relatively minor effect on women.
President Hanna S. Erickson. Elected in 2004 as part of the Stability Party due to fears that men would obtain equal rights. If she is talking to anybody but a human male, she is typically polite and means well, unless they criticize her views on gender equality.
(A term she hates)
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Sleet Clans
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Posts: 1296
Founded: May 01, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Sleet Clans » Sat Sep 09, 2017 5:32 am

''Why in Chankee I even visited a country where men are treated like shit I'll never know...I swear, at least five women tried to drag me off!''
- A somewhat shellshocked male Sleetavian
United Confederacy of Sleetavia
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-Crysis-
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Founded: Sep 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Tourist review of the Above Nation (7)

Postby -Crysis- » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:54 am

This is the seventh Tourist review forum after Singapore's terrible demise or to say disappearance in the NS community.To honor him, until his return from the afterlife the Vonstein Household will be operating this thread with the same rules from the previous one created by dearest Singapore.
Basically, you post a tourist's review of the above nation. A citizen of your nation goes to the AN, what do they have to say about it? What was their experience there like?

Please put actual effort into your posts, they can be witty or detailed, but saying things like 'it sucked' are poor excuses of 'reviews' and should be avoided at all costs.

Begin!
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Segatopia
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Founded: Sep 09, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Segatopia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:57 am

"It was very interesting. It reminded me a lot of Cybertron, and it seemed like a game from SEGA Global Enterprises I played the other day. The populace was also dedicated to knowledge, which is good. Now, if only they submitted to Majin Sonic." - Sonictopian.
This is, essentially, my interpretation on what would happen if Majin Sonic from Sonic CD was real.

Also, this is a puppet of Pax Cybertronian.

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 2934
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Sep 10, 2017 10:57 am

"They treat their visitors good. I give them that. trust me, I visited so many hellholes, and so many paradises, that I can tell everything appart. I even have a scar from a bullet, recieved in some dictatorial hole. So I tell that again, there I am not afraid, that I will be robbed or killed. And I have many places to spend my money at."-Veteran tourist
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our current special: "Mosquito" tequilla 85% discount.

Refreshing News: Grand festival is still going on! Euphoric citizens celebrate and attract good tourist to our friendly resort./ Stan Dixon decides to take a break, John Walker AI will rule for now,

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Segatopia
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Founded: Sep 09, 2017
Corporate Police State

Postby Segatopia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:00 am

"I don't get why they're so secular compared to us. They denied that they believed in Majin Sonic. Also, if I can say so, it seemed kinda... anarchic. Think I remember seeing a ginormous scorpion rampage through the streets with a massive robot once." - Segatopian.
This is, essentially, my interpretation on what would happen if Majin Sonic from Sonic CD was real.

Also, this is a puppet of Pax Cybertronian.

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Soleanna
Envoy
 
Posts: 221
Founded: May 09, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Soleanna » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:00 am

"Horrible, the environment was wiped clean of plant life, people face oppression and live in poverty. Where's the culture, greenery, and happiness?"
~Upset Soleannian Tourist.


"Where the hell am I? What is this? Have I met my demise, all I see is that one distorted blue face thing..."
~Traumatized Soleannian Tourist

(OOC: Yeah Sega! Soleanna from Sanic 06, but walking hedgehogs, broken mechanics, and kissing a hedgehog don't exist)
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Her & His Ducal Majesty have departed Soleanna on a diplomatic voyage for 2 weeks, leaving His Crowned Highness as Regent of Soleanna.
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-The Eurasian Empire-
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Posts: 207
Founded: Jul 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -The Eurasian Empire- » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:02 am

Segatopia wrote:"It was very interesting. It reminded me a lot of Cybertron, and it seemed like a game from SEGA Global Enterprises I played the other day. The populace was also dedicated to knowledge, which is good. Now, if only they submitted to Majin Sonic." - Sonictopian.

"The nightmare awakens no? Intriguing this place is worshipping a cartoon character someone must be infected with the disease....Their 'God' is the source of the pestilence.Containment Units will be deployed to purify this dimension from their dearest leader who will be experimented on to find a cure..."
-Containment Scientist, Doctor Malice.
Soleanna wrote:"Horrible, the environment was wiped clean of plant life, people face oppression and live in poverty. Where's the culture, greenery, and happiness?"
~Upset Soleannian Tourist.


"Where the hell am I? What is this? Have I met my demise, all I see is that one distorted blue face thing..."
~Traumatized Soleannian Tourist

(OOC: Yeah Sega! Soleanna from Sanic 06, but walking hedgehogs, broken mechanics, and kissing a hedgehog don't exist)

"Their primitiveness with ethnics in scientific advancements is troubling, may someday they'll abandon their morality for progress of the State."
-Doctor Black
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The Islands of Versilia
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Posts: 2099
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:04 am

Travel to the Eurasian Empire is banned.
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs
<~ The United Blood Courts of Versilia ~>
Slightly Matriarchal, Euro-Asian Technocratic-Democratic Monarchy of Great Old One worshipping, resource hoarding and unethical science conducting Vampiric lolis, protected by clone soldiers and a fortress coastline.
| Templates | Q&A | Queen Akeldama |
VNNO: Grand Duchy of Lushian founded on Sāodari, made into vassal | Versilian Crown Princess receives marriage proposal from Goseon | Versilia allows more minor states on colony planets |

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Urnacov
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Posts: 9
Founded: Jan 24, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Urnacov » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:12 am

The Islands of Versilia wrote:Travel to the Eurasian Empire is banned.
- Ministry of Foreign Affairs

"Union General Unsencrav of the Republic told me it's complete anarchy"- Umar Crusep
Pro:Nazism,Manorialism,Dictatorship,Ethnic Cleansing,Theocracy,Republicanism

Anti:Leftism,Capitalism,Socialism,Communism,Democracy,Equality,Freedom,Secularism,Monarchism
I agree with all policies EXCEPT POLYGAMY AND SOCIALISM,we are manorial

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Las Palmeras
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Posts: 2684
Founded: Jun 15, 2012
New York Times Democracy

Postby Las Palmeras » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:14 am

"Video game developers sure are are odd..."
-Confused man
La República (pseudo)Socialista de Las Palmeras / a.k.a the Palmeras Corporation
Land of depressing flats, tropical melancholy, pristine beaches and post-colonial cat-scratch.
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Neurotic, dirty-minded, self-obsessed "writer" of metafiction.

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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:24 am

"I have no idea why I went there. It was like something right out of The Lorax - their environment is completely dead and the sky is always blocked out by smog, and it looks like they're not much richer for it. What a sad place..."
- Antarctic tourist
Originally founded by climate refugees from drowned regions in the United States, northern Europe, India, Bangladesh, China, and Japan, Karamiko is a vast country of seemingly endless pine forests, soaring mountains, sparkling oceans, untouched nature, myriad freedoms, prosperous equality, and great human diversity. IC Name: Antarctica. Factbooks are the only canonical source of info about this country.

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-Crysis-
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Posts: 10
Founded: Sep 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -Crysis- » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:48 am

Karamiko wrote:"I have no idea why I went there. It was like something right out of The Lorax - their environment is completely dead and the sky is always blocked out by smog, and it looks like they're not much richer for it. What a sad place..."
- Antarctic tourist

"My circuits are freezing! Why in heck's name did I come here? Although the individualistic culture of this freezing civilization was intriguing ."
-Crysisian.
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The United Nations Of Europa
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 111
Founded: Jul 01, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby The United Nations Of Europa » Sun Sep 10, 2017 11:53 am

"The ocean and beaches were beautiful!"
-Tourist
The United Nations of Europa

"United in Diversity"



International News Broadcast: The EFF and allied forces have pushed into Donetsk with the conflict becoming even deadlier. Many Ukrainians lost their homes and have been evacuated to refugee camps set up by the UNE. Conferences between many nations and the UNE have also been rumored to start soon.


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Kirislavia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 467
Founded: Feb 18, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kirislavia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:01 pm

"So much to see! I travelled around for weeks and still couldn't see it all. I loved the variety of it, and the people were wonderful."
The Federative Republic of Kirislavia"Solidarity forever!"
Factbooks | OOC Info | Current Year: 1988

Head of State: Arkady Gribov, Premier ★ Head of Government: Zinaida Chernobrovina, Prime Minister

The Beloransk Post: Breaking: Arkady Gribov becomes Premier, Pasichnyk resigns and joins the Conservative Party

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Novorossitov
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 478
Founded: Oct 01, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby Novorossitov » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:05 pm

"It was quite beautiful, but it was also quite grey and cold. The cuisine was yummy however and it's nice to go to a place where I don't need to learn phrases in a different language to understand and talk to the people." - A Novorossitovian tourist.
My Signature, all in one spoiler.
Relax people, this nation doesn't represent my real political views.

Call me Novo!

We are not Novorossiya, we are not Russia, we are a fictional nation situated in the Americas formerly colonized by the Russian-Swedish Commonwealth. (Also fictional) Novorossitov runs in real-time, and we are currently in the year 2017

Trump has won. Despite my liberal leanings, I'd wish to say congrats to you, and let's hope you can truly "make America great again!"

Factbooks: Here

MT Canon: Novorossitov
PMT Canon: Eternis

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-Crysis-
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Sep 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -Crysis- » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:09 pm

Novorossitov wrote:"It was quite beautiful, but it was also quite grey and cold. The cuisine was yummy however and it's nice to go to a place where I don't need to learn phrases in a different language to understand and talk to the people." - A Novorossitovian tourist.

"Building in Development.Unable to analyzing cultural history at moment."
-Observer
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Letwinist States
Envoy
 
Posts: 294
Founded: Apr 23, 2016
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Letwinist States » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:12 pm

So much city! So much steel! So many people!
- Tourist about to throw himself off a skyscraper higher than even the tallest oak in his mining village (EDIT: Out of Joy, or fear, or both.)
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Your friendly neighbourhood council democracy. Proud member of the Democratic Socialist Party in the Red Alliance
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Pilarcraft wrote:they aren't a phony state capitalist society pretending to be left-wing, and actually know what the hell Socialism is.
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Karamiko
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 436
Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Sun Sep 10, 2017 12:17 pm

"Man, those Letwinists really are living the simple life - I felt like I'd been transported back in time! It was really quite a charming place, and it was neat to see how their democracy worked!"
- Antarctic tourist
Originally founded by climate refugees from drowned regions in the United States, northern Europe, India, Bangladesh, China, and Japan, Karamiko is a vast country of seemingly endless pine forests, soaring mountains, sparkling oceans, untouched nature, myriad freedoms, prosperous equality, and great human diversity. IC Name: Antarctica. Factbooks are the only canonical source of info about this country.

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-Crysis-
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 10
Founded: Sep 08, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -Crysis- » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:14 pm

Karamiko wrote:"Man, those Letwinists really are living the simple life - I felt like I'd been transported back in time! It was really quite a charming place, and it was neat to see how their democracy worked!"
- Antarctic tourist

"Conclusion of arrival: The Civilization is classified as safe, non-threat to the Crysis Civilization, early Intel has detailed the cultural structure of Karamiko; Intriguing.Further data will be reported in time."
-Observer
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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 2934
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Skyhooked » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:44 pm

"Factory? That's full of mysteries. I will try to uncover some of them, and tell firends. Maybe will make a selfie with some servitor robot."-Tourist
Skyhooked is MT/PMT with a few FT elements. Military is factbook only. NS stats can be used too.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our current special: "Mosquito" tequilla 85% discount.

Refreshing News: Grand festival is still going on! Euphoric citizens celebrate and attract good tourist to our friendly resort./ Stan Dixon decides to take a break, John Walker AI will rule for now,

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The Islands of Versilia
Minister
 
Posts: 2099
Founded: Feb 21, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Islands of Versilia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 1:47 pm

"I feel like ever since I returned, I can handle any amount of alcohol."
- Tourist
<~ The United Blood Courts of Versilia ~>
Slightly Matriarchal, Euro-Asian Technocratic-Democratic Monarchy of Great Old One worshipping, resource hoarding and unethical science conducting Vampiric lolis, protected by clone soldiers and a fortress coastline.
| Templates | Q&A | Queen Akeldama |
VNNO: Grand Duchy of Lushian founded on Sāodari, made into vassal | Versilian Crown Princess receives marriage proposal from Goseon | Versilia allows more minor states on colony planets |

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Venomizia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1462
Founded: Sep 14, 2015
Father Knows Best State

Postby Venomizia » Sun Sep 10, 2017 5:16 pm

"Pretty nice place, cultured and beautiful to the eyes in my opinion. Besides, I was only probed once during this visit and frankly that's an achievement."
- Venomizian tourist
Venomizian State News: || Zeonix Inc. acquires VenoSilicone Co. for 95 million scales. || Venomizian Ministry of Science taking flak from International community as allegations of cruel and horrific experiments arise. || [Allan please add details] ||

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