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Australian Republic
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Badly Explain the Above Profession

Postby Australian Republic » Mon Sep 04, 2017 5:58 am

So this a game where people give a really bad description of their jobs, and people have to guess what that job is. For example

I sit around all day coming up with new ways to tourture my imaginary friends- author

I spend 8 hours looking at a box with a light in it, only to go home and spend 8 hours looking at a box with a light in it- IT professional

I play around with many combinations of hot liquids which I get people to drink- barista




But for NationStates, I thought I would do the reverse, where you post an occupation, and the next person has to badly explain it:

I'll start:

Garbage man


EDIT:

When badly describing the above profession, you're not supposed to name the profession, or anything directly assosiated with it. Write it as if you want someone to guess what the profession is

EDIT 2:

It has to be a legal profession, and it has to be something that earns money
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Nibiru Republic
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Founded: Apr 11, 2017
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nibiru Republic » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:03 am

Australian Republic wrote:So this a game where people give a really bad description of their jobs, and people have to guess what that job is. For example

I sit around all day coming up with new ways to tourture my imaginary friends- author

I spend 8 hours looking at a box with a light in it, only to go home and spend 8 hours looking at a box with a light in it- IT professional

I play around with many combinations of hot liquids which I get people to drink- barista




But for NationStates, I thought I would do the reverse, where you post an occupation, and the next person has to badly explain it:

I'll start:

Garbage man

A superhero that has garbage superpowers

Hacker

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United Republic of Lepala
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby United Republic of Lepala » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:08 am

Man who steals people's computers without moving them.

Flight attendant
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Australian Republic
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Australian Republic » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:20 am

When I am wat work, I get so high that my head is usually in the clouds- and I get paid for it

Dentist
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Pax Cybertronian
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Corporate Police State

Postby Pax Cybertronian » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:24 am

Vigilante who smashes people's teeth with a steel hammer.

Politician.
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Higher Japan
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Higher Japan » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:25 am

Walking talking greedy money eating pigs (This is just a joke)

Cook
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The Interstellar Federation
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby The Interstellar Federation » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:26 am

Pax Cybertronian wrote:Vigilante who smashes people's teeth with a steel hammer.

Politician.
People who fight wars without spilling a drop of blood. As they say, war is politics with bloodshed and vice versa.

Miner.
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Hazukenia
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Hazukenia » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:50 am

He who sees EVERYTHING as his.
Remind you of someone?

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Perry Seafaring Emporium
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Founded: Sep 04, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Perry Seafaring Emporium » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:41 pm

A man who often saves the lives and fixes the fatal errors of the too stupid to live- with hoses.

Whaler?
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Willania Imperium
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Willania Imperium » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:43 pm

Someone who throws whales at women.

Scientist?

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Founded: Aug 09, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Xin-Nippon » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:45 pm

Willania Imperium wrote:Someone who throws whales at women.

Scientist?

Someone who does lots of things with gadgets and glass tubes.

Dancer?
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Iceland-Greenland Union
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Iceland-Greenland Union » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:45 pm

Someone that likes music but has a horrible voice.

Translator?
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Willania Imperium
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Willania Imperium » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:47 pm

Someone who slays trains.

Conductor?

Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
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Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
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WILLANIA IMPERIUM
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
[_★_]_[' ]_
( -_-) (-_Q) If you understand that both Capitalism and Socialism have ideas that deserve merit, put this in your signature.

A 13.7 civilization, according to this index.

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Xin-Nippon
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Xin-Nippon » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:49 pm

Willania Imperium wrote:Someone who slays trains.

Conductor?

Someone who either waves a stick in front of people, or yells "ALL ABOARD"!!

Surgeon
Ignore NS stats!! Read factbooks!
Pacifist mechanocratic communist Japan, year 2198. We are really Japanese, not "weeaboos". "Anime" doesn't even exist here.
Just because we aren't democratic, that does not make us violent.


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Pro: Communism, socialism, animal rights, transhumanism, singularity, LGBT rights, postgenderism, Japan-China-Korea friendship, Asian Union, environmentalism

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Dytarma
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Dytarma » Mon Sep 04, 2017 6:51 pm

Some douche who steals your kidneys.

A magician?
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Perry Seafaring Emporium
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Founded: Sep 04, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Perry Seafaring Emporium » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:07 pm

A con-man with style and fancy words.

Sailor?
-----Perry Seafaring Emporium----
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Soleanna
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Soleanna » Mon Sep 04, 2017 7:11 pm

A seaman drunkard that falls overboard during gloomy nights

Architect?
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Xin-Nippon
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Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Xin-Nippon » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:49 pm

Soleanna wrote:A seaman drunkard that falls overboard during gloomy nights

Architect?

Someone who scribbles pictures of houses on paper for a living.

Professional baseball player?
Ignore NS stats!! Read factbooks!
Pacifist mechanocratic communist Japan, year 2198. We are really Japanese, not "weeaboos". "Anime" doesn't even exist here.
Just because we aren't democratic, that does not make us violent.


Male in real life. Refer to me as he/him OOC, and whatever you want IC.

Pro: Communism, socialism, animal rights, transhumanism, singularity, LGBT rights, postgenderism, Japan-China-Korea friendship, Asian Union, environmentalism

Anti: Capitalism, fascism, Nazism, homophobia, transphobia, technophobia, human supremacists, gender roles, radical feminism

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Libertarian North America
Political Columnist
 
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Founded: May 25, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Libertarian North America » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:52 pm

Hits balls with a stick, steals white tiles, occasionally runs home.

Carpenter?
I'm not actually an anarchist, but I refuse to limit most liberties and ended up like this. It's not so bad, honest. Treat the nation as an Anarchy or a large union of smaller states, either is fine by me. Liberty is my only goal. Nation Stats are canon.

Libertarian North America is the North American Continent following a cataclysmic collapse of governments in all countries on it. The most developed areas are along the coasts and lakes, and the many communities rely heavily on trade to get by. This precarious situation has led to groups that would otherwise be openly hostile to reach a mutual agreement of non-aggression to preserve the peace. It's complicated, it's precarious, it's needlessly contrived, and the inhabitants of the LNA wouldn't have it any other way.

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Karamiko
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Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:56 pm

Bangs pieces of wood together using a sharp piece of metal and a dull piece of metal.

Astronomer?
Originally founded by climate refugees from drowned regions in the United States, northern Europe, India, Bangladesh, China, and Japan, Karamiko is a vast country of seemingly endless pine forests, soaring mountains, sparkling oceans, untouched nature, myriad freedoms, prosperous equality, and great human diversity. IC Name: Antarctica. Factbooks are the only canonical source of info about this country.

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Willania Imperium
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Founded: Feb 06, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Willania Imperium » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:58 pm

Someone who looks up to the night sky.

Actor?

Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
Left: 6.22
Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
[_★_]_[' ]_
( -_-) (-_Q) If you understand that both Capitalism and Socialism have ideas that deserve merit, put this in your signature.

A 13.7 civilization, according to this index.

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Soleanna
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Posts: 127
Founded: May 09, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Soleanna » Mon Sep 04, 2017 9:59 pm

Someone who talks and cosplays for a living in front of a crowd or in adigitally recorded scene

Hitman?
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-------------\\ The Sovereign Chronicles
• Grand Duke Vincent I, was recently emitted to the hospital of ill tenure. In response, the Parliament has appointed his Daughter, Crown Princess Elise as Tempora De Jure of Soleanna

NS Stats Used :: Civil FreedomsEconomy

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Xin-Nippon
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Founded: Aug 09, 2017
Corrupt Dictatorship

Postby Xin-Nippon » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:02 pm

Soleanna wrote:Someone who talks and cosplays for a living in front of a crowd or in adigitally recorded scene

Hitman?

Like playing a first person shooter in real life!!

Game developer
Ignore NS stats!! Read factbooks!
Pacifist mechanocratic communist Japan, year 2198. We are really Japanese, not "weeaboos". "Anime" doesn't even exist here.
Just because we aren't democratic, that does not make us violent.


Male in real life. Refer to me as he/him OOC, and whatever you want IC.

Pro: Communism, socialism, animal rights, transhumanism, singularity, LGBT rights, postgenderism, Japan-China-Korea friendship, Asian Union, environmentalism

Anti: Capitalism, fascism, Nazism, homophobia, transphobia, technophobia, human supremacists, gender roles, radical feminism

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Karamiko
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Founded: Mar 17, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Karamiko » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:05 pm

Gets paid to come up with everybody else's fantasies.

Surgeon?
Originally founded by climate refugees from drowned regions in the United States, northern Europe, India, Bangladesh, China, and Japan, Karamiko is a vast country of seemingly endless pine forests, soaring mountains, sparkling oceans, untouched nature, myriad freedoms, prosperous equality, and great human diversity. IC Name: Antarctica. Factbooks are the only canonical source of info about this country.

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Soleanna
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Founded: May 09, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Soleanna » Mon Sep 04, 2017 10:06 pm

Someone who rips the internal organs out of body and shove some other organs in

HAcker
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-------------\\ The Sovereign Chronicles
• Grand Duke Vincent I, was recently emitted to the hospital of ill tenure. In response, the Parliament has appointed his Daughter, Crown Princess Elise as Tempora De Jure of Soleanna

NS Stats Used :: Civil FreedomsEconomy

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