Title:
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to be the next chosen prophet of God and that if people did not bow down before him, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@PLURALNATIONALITY@@ everywhere then bowed before Brian. Some concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high spirituality and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: ''I was there,'' states @@RANDOMNAME@@. ''Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded God to let the sun shine again. I know a prophet when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his teachings.''
Effect: @@PLURALNATIONALITY@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake the sun up
Option 2: ''This man could be dangerous,'' suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. ''He certainly seems to have a gift from God, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism.''
Effect: The masses call to ''release Brian''
Option 3: ''Has everyone taken leave of their senses?'' asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a scientist from the @@CAPITAL@@ observatory. ''For God's sake, it was just an eclipse! They happen every few decades and are a normal, natural occurrence of the universe. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it.''
Effect: School children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to be the next chosen prophet of God and that if people did not bow down before him, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@PLURALNATIONALITY@@ everywhere then bowed before Brian. Some concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high spirituality and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: ''I was there,'' states @@RANDOMNAME@@. ''Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded God to let the sun shine again. I know a prophet when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his teachings.''
Effect: @@PLURALNATIONALITY@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake the sun up
Option 2: ''This man could be dangerous,'' suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. ''He certainly seems to have a gift from God, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism.''
Effect: The masses call to ''release Brian''
Option 3: ''Has everyone taken leave of their senses?'' asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a scientist from the @@CAPITAL@@ observatory. ''For God's sake, it was just an eclipse! They happen every few decades and are a normal, natural occurrence of the universe. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it.''
Effect: School children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
Title:
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to have magical powers and that if people did not hand over all their gold, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere then handed over all their rings, necklaces, watches and even teeth to Brian. Concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his words or he will block out the sun again!"
Effect: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake the sun up
Option 2: "This man could be dangerous," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. "He certainly seems to have a gift, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism."
Effect: the masses call to "release Brian"
Option 3: "Has everyone taken leave of their senses?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a scientist from the @@CAPITAL@@ observatory. "For God's sake, it was just an eclipse! They happen every few decades and are a normal, natural occurrence of the universe. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it."
Effect: school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
Option 4: Suddenly, Brian's mum bursts into your office. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Brian, what have I told you about these silly pranks of yours? Go home now. So sorry @@LEADER@@, I'll make sure he doesn't do it again!" She leaves your office, dragging Brian by his ear lobe.
Effect: the gullibility of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to have magical powers and that if people did not hand over all their gold, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere then handed over all their rings, necklaces, watches and even teeth to Brian. Concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his words or he will block out the sun again!"
Effect: @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake the sun up
Option 2: "This man could be dangerous," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. "He certainly seems to have a gift, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism."
Effect: the masses call to "release Brian"
Option 3: "Has everyone taken leave of their senses?" asks @@RANDOMNAME@@, a scientist from the @@CAPITAL@@ observatory. "For God's sake, it was just an eclipse! They happen every few decades and are a normal, natural occurrence of the universe. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it."
Effect: school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
Option 4: Suddenly, Brian's mum bursts into your office. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. Brian, what have I told you about these silly pranks of yours? Go home now. So sorry @@LEADER@@, I'll make sure he doesn't do it again!" She leaves your office, dragging Brian by his ear lobe.
Effect: the gullibility of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
Title:
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to have magical powers and that if people did not hand over all their gold, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere then handed over all their jewellery, watches and even teeth to Brian. Concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his words or he will block out the sun again!"
Effect: the gullibility of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
Option 2: "This man could be dangerous," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. "He certainly seems to have a gift, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism."
Effect: the masses call to "release Brian"
Option 3: Suddenly, Brian's mum bursts into your office. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse! @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so that they won't get conned by people like my Brian again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia. Brian, wait 'till your father hears about this!"
Effect: school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
Total Eclipse Of The Brain
Description:
Yesterday, a stranger named Brian turned up in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He claimed to have magical powers and that if people did not hand over all their gold, he would blot out the sun at precisely 10:20am. At first, everyone just laughed, but at 10:20, the sun was indeed blocked out for a few minutes. @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ everywhere then handed over all their jewellery, watches and even teeth to Brian. Concerned citizens have come to you to see what should be done with this stranger.
Validity:
For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
Options:
Option 1: "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as Brian foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must embrace Brian and listen to his words or he will block out the sun again!"
Effect: the gullibility of @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ is the laughing stock of @@REGION@@
Option 2: "This man could be dangerous," suggests @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, the High Priest of the Order of Violet. "He certainly seems to have a gift, but we can't let him destroy Violetism. @@LEADER@@, if we could borrow one of your dungeons so we can torture Brian sadistically, until he agrees to tell the masses that he is a messenger of Violetism."
Effect: the masses call to "release Brian"
Option 3: Suddenly, Brian's mum bursts into your office. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse! @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so that they won't get conned by people like my Brian again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia. Brian, wait 'till your father hears about this!"
Effect: school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
[TITLE] Total Eclipse Of The Brain
[DESCRIPTION] Earlier today, a stranger announced himself in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He started to amaze the gathering crowd by telling of his ability to block out the sun, demanding that everyone hand over all their gold or face the consequences. At precisely 10:20am, the sun disappeared. Panicking, those gathered gave him their jewellery, watches and even teeth. As you were wondering yourself what had happened to the sun, you went down into the street to see what was going on.
[VALIDITY] For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
[OPTION] "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as he foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must install him as your Minister For Sun Protection, and give him a budget for sun worship rituals."
[EFFECT] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake up the sun
[OPTION] Suddenly, his mum grabs your attention. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse? They are a natural occurrence of the universe and happen every few decades. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes and better scientific text books, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so no one will get conned again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia."
[EFFECT] school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
[OPTION] Police Detective Don Uts then walks up to your side. "Minister For Sun Protection! Telescopes for schools! What utter nonsense! What we have here is a con artist, plain and simple, guilty of swindling, fraud and deceit. Just let me take him down to the station. I'm sure he'll confess to everything after a damned good beating!"
[EFFECT] police brutality keeps the citizens honest
[DESCRIPTION] Earlier today, a stranger announced himself in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He started to amaze the gathering crowd by telling of his ability to block out the sun, demanding that everyone hand over all their gold or face the consequences. At precisely 10:20am, the sun disappeared. Panicking, those gathered gave him their jewellery, watches and even teeth. As you were wondering yourself what had happened to the sun, you went down into the street to see what was going on.
[VALIDITY] For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
[OPTION] "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as he foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must install him as your Minister For Sun Protection, and give him a budget for sun worship rituals."
[EFFECT] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake up the sun
[OPTION] Suddenly, his mum grabs your attention. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse? They are a natural occurrence of the universe and happen every few decades. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes and better scientific text books, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so no one will get conned again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia."
[EFFECT] school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
[OPTION] Police Detective Don Uts then walks up to your side. "Minister For Sun Protection! Telescopes for schools! What utter nonsense! What we have here is a con artist, plain and simple, guilty of swindling, fraud and deceit. Just let me take him down to the station. I'm sure he'll confess to everything after a damned good beating!"
[EFFECT] police brutality keeps the citizens honest
[TITLE] Total Eclipse Of The Brain
[DESCRIPTION] Earlier today, a stranger announced himself in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He started to amaze the gathering crowd by telling of his ability to block out the sun, demanding that everyone hand over all their gold or face the consequences. At precisely 10:20am, the sun disappeared. Panicking, those gathered gave him their jewellery, watches and even teeth. As you were wondering yourself what had happened to the sun, you went down into the street to see what was going on.
[VALIDITY] For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
[OPTION] "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as he foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must install him as your Minister For Sun Protection, and give him a budget for sun worship rituals."
[EFFECT] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake up the sun
[OPTION] Suddenly, his mum grabs your attention. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse? They are a natural occurrence of the universe and happen every few decades. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes and better scientific text books, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so no one will get conned again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia."
[EFFECT] school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
[OPTION] Police Detective Don Uts then walks up to your side. "Minister For Sun Protection! Telescopes for schools! What utter nonsense! These con artists bug me more than murderers! They swindle good honest people out of their hard-earned possessions just because they're too lazy to get a job of their own. They are all guilty of swindling, fraud and deceit. Just let me take this one down to the station. I'm sure he'll confess to everything after a damned good beating, and that would send a strong message to all his fraudster pals!"
[EFFECT] police brutality keeps the citizens honest
[DESCRIPTION] Earlier today, a stranger announced himself in the centre of @@CAPITAL@@. He started to amaze the gathering crowd by telling of his ability to block out the sun, demanding that everyone hand over all their gold or face the consequences. At precisely 10:20am, the sun disappeared. Panicking, those gathered gave him their jewellery, watches and even teeth. As you were wondering yourself what had happened to the sun, you went down into the street to see what was going on.
[VALIDITY] For nations that have high ignorance and primitiveness
[OPTION] "I was there," states @@RANDOMNAME@@. "Just as he foretold, the sun was blocked out for a full three minutes and did not return until he commanded the sun to shine again. I know a messiah when I see one, and I should know; I've followed a few! @@LEADER@@, you must install him as your Minister For Sun Protection, and give him a budget for sun worship rituals."
[EFFECT] @@DEMONYMPLURAL@@ get up at 4am everyday to wake up the sun
[OPTION] Suddenly, his mum grabs your attention. "He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. For God's sake, hasn't anyone heard of an eclipse? They are a natural occurrence of the universe and happen every few decades. @@LEADER@@, you should put funding in place so that every school in @@NAME@@ can have telescopes and better scientific text books, so the next time a celestial event happens, the children can learn all about it, so no one will get conned again. I do apologize, he's done this before in Tasmania and Smalltopia."
[EFFECT] school children use high-powered telescopes to spy on their neighbours
[OPTION] Police Detective Don Uts then walks up to your side. "Minister For Sun Protection! Telescopes for schools! What utter nonsense! These con artists bug me more than murderers! They swindle good honest people out of their hard-earned possessions just because they're too lazy to get a job of their own. They are all guilty of swindling, fraud and deceit. Just let me take this one down to the station. I'm sure he'll confess to everything after a damned good beating, and that would send a strong message to all his fraudster pals!"
[EFFECT] police brutality keeps the citizens honest
