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Wolflandil
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Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

You Awake, and find the AN's leader next to you in bed...2

Postby Wolflandil » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:40 pm

This is a continuation of the old thread
https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=25&t=391095
What is your Leaders reaction?
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Wolfic Years are slightly longer than Earth years for Blin's sake!
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-The Eurasian Empire-
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Posts: 207
Founded: Jul 15, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby -The Eurasian Empire- » Sun Aug 13, 2017 7:49 pm

"Hello.You must be Xavier's master, eh? I would like to stage a summit with you, personally, as the family can be suspicious of one of their own serving for a foreign leader."
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Authoritarian National Socialist America
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Posts: 0
Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Authoritarian National Socialist America » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:24 pm

The black hawks would kill her before I awoke due to her past threats
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No these aren't my beliefs
I am a nationalist and it not a bad thing but I am not a Nazi, there is a difference

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Destructive Government Economic System
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Posts: 1345
Founded: Jun 15, 2017
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Destructive Government Economic System » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 pm

The only reason my guards chose not to kill you while I was asleep was because that you are a dictator. Don't worry, I won't savagely rip your throat out or anything.

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
"All I wish is to see the world burn."
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Just your typical guy who wants to have fun. Don't take this nation seriously,
ever.
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Keshiland literally wrote:I would give it a no. A country that lies about how free, or how great, or how humanitarian it is can never be developed. Example, NK lies and says they are democratic and are not, the US lies and says we are free yet we incarcerate millions for a medical plant. See we are basically a larger more populated North Korea.


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Northern Ateria
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Posts: 231
Founded: May 29, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby Northern Ateria » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:31 pm

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:The only reason my guards chose not to kill you while I was asleep was because that you are a dictator. Don't worry, I won't savagely rip your throat out or anything.

-The Great Uniter and Beast of the DGES
Authoritarian National Socialist America wrote:The black hawks would kill her before I awoke due to her past threats

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Established Civilization
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Posts: 5
Founded: May 21, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Established Civilization » Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:59 pm

"Dreams do come true!
Though I'm confused as to whether this was a good dream or a nightmare..."
I'm supposed to be a weird semi-apocalyptic anarchy but the corporations keep taking control :c

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Yeffin
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Founded: Apr 18, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Yeffin » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:19 pm

"You greeks are so loud. "
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Arctica-Aleutia
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Posts: 1941
Founded: Sep 30, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arctica-Aleutia » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:27 pm

Wyatt sits up straight in bed, his eyes still closed.

"Where am I? Is someone there? Am I awake? Am I asleep? Am I at home? Am I somewhere else? Have I been kidnapped? What in the name of Leon Trotsky's second cousin is that smell?! Identify yourself, if you are indeed here? Am I having a nightmare? Did I eat too much pizza? Why is everything so dark? What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? What is the velocity of an air laden swallow? Is said swallow African or European? Is it migratory? Is Monty really a Python? Does his circus really fly? Did he ever find the holy grail? Is the Ministry of Silly Walks still so underfunded? Why did that clip have those laugh tracks that keep you from hearing what they were saying? Why am I talking? Who am I talking to? Am I talking to anybody? Am I talking at all? Good night!"

He abruptly lies back down and starts snoring. It's not clear whether he was awake or asleep that whole time. Possibly both, somehow.
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Fearonium
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Founded: Jan 24, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Fearonium » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:31 pm

Arctica-Aleutia wrote:Wyatt sits up straight in bed, his eyes still closed.

"Where am I? Is someone there? Am I awake? Am I asleep? Am I at home? Am I somewhere else? Have I been kidnapped? What in the name of Leon Trotsky's second cousin is that smell?! Identify yourself, if you are indeed here? Am I having a nightmare? Did I eat too much pizza? Why is everything so dark? What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything? What is the velocity of an air laden swallow? Is said swallow African or European? Is it migratory? Is Monty really a Python? Does his circus really fly? Did he ever find the holy grail? Is the Ministry of Silly Walks still so underfunded? Why did that clip have those laugh tracks that keep you from hearing what they were saying? Why am I talking? Who am I talking to? Am I talking to anybody? Am I talking at all? Good night!"

He abruptly lies back down and starts snoring. It's not clear whether he was awake or asleep that whole time. Possibly both, somehow.

The Chancellor wakes up, is shocked and asks for Wyatt to leave
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Yeffin
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Founded: Apr 18, 2017
Corporate Bordello

Postby Yeffin » Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:33 pm

Whenever life gets you down, and you wanna drown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

*crawls back in the fridge*
Last edited by Yeffin on Sun Aug 13, 2017 9:34 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Tarvelia wrote:"President Charles always brings a smile to my face. The fact that this anthropomorphic skunk is better leader than many of the Human Race's World Leaders™ is uniquely gratifying. I do not mean to insult him, however, a great leader, to be sure." -Chancellor Terîs Krey

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New Felzion
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Posts: 2
Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New Felzion » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:21 pm

Yeffin wrote:
Whenever life gets you down, and you wanna drown
And things seem hard or tough
And people are stupid, obnoxious or daft
And you feel that you've had quite enough

Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned
A sun that is the source of all our power

The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour
Of the galaxy we call the 'milky way'

Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide

We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point
We go 'round every two hundred million years
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe

The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, the speed of light, you know
Twelve million miles a minute and that's the fastest speed there is

So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure
How amazingly unlikely is your birth
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth

*crawls back in the fridge*

"Egh... Whatever."
– Sylvana Adea, before going back to sleep
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Willania Imperium
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Founded: Feb 06, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Willania Imperium » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:35 pm

"I think we're going to need to add up the variables to find the solution of our problem."

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Kirislavia
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Posts: 464
Founded: Feb 18, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby Kirislavia » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:41 pm

"Oh my... My dear friend, I'm happy to have you over to visit, but isn't this taking things a bit too far?"
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KiraKira Land
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Founded: Jul 21, 2017
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby KiraKira Land » Sun Aug 13, 2017 11:43 pm

Kirislavia wrote:"Oh my... My dear friend, I'm happy to have you over to visit, but isn't this taking things a bit too far?"

Oh~ A sophisticated classic beauty, how wonderful!

Tell me sweetheart, what should we try next?
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New Felzion
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Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New Felzion » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:00 am

KiraKira Land wrote:
Kirislavia wrote:"Oh my... My dear friend, I'm happy to have you over to visit, but isn't this taking things a bit too far?"

Oh~ A sophisticated classic beauty, how wonderful!

Tell me sweetheart, what should we try next?

"Argh! *cue psychic blast*"
– Sylvana Adea
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Arthropol
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Founded: May 19, 2017
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Arthropol » Mon Aug 14, 2017 1:03 am

New Felzion wrote:
KiraKira Land wrote:Oh~ A sophisticated classic beauty, how wonderful!

Tell me sweetheart, what should we try next?

"Argh! *cue psychic blast*"
– Sylvana Adea


What are you doing in my bed? Go away, I need to put some clothes! And by the way, how did you get in!?

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Wolflandil
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Founded: Jun 15, 2014
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Wolflandil » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:46 am

"Don't question it."
Just your average space fairing magic slinging were-animals.
Wolfic Years are slightly longer than Earth years for Blin's sake!
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According to this scale
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United Republic of Lepala
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Posts: 243
Founded: Jul 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby United Republic of Lepala » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:49 am

"A furry? I must have been really drunk..."
The Elected Emperor is just a democratically elected official who is in office for life. No monarchy involved. I don't get what's hard to understand.
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Ask questions here.
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Old Japan
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Founded: Aug 14, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Old Japan » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:49 am

"I won't question it but that doesn't mean I want it to happen again."

AN: "It's good to see someone else is interested in the environment!"
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New Felzion
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Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New Felzion » Mon Aug 14, 2017 5:51 am

Old Japan wrote:"I won't question it but that doesn't mean I want it to happen again."

AN: "It's good to see someone else is interested in the environment!"

"Ugh... Mom, it's one in the- WHAT THE FU-!!?"
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Tyskylvania
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Founded: Jul 24, 2017
Mother Knows Best State

Postby Tyskylvania » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:08 am

"...honhonhonhonhon."
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Estado Novo Portugues
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Estado Novo Portugues » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:14 am

"If you don't leave, witch, I'm going to open the curtains and let in sunlight. Your mortal enemy. Trust me, I know all your weaknesses."

President Afonso Salazar
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Name: Catholic Republic of Portugal
Language: Portuguese
Capital: Lisbon
Leader: Afonso Salazar
Government: theocracy
Ideology: national conservatism
Religion: Roman Catholicism
Does not represent my real-life views.

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Nilrahrarfan
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Posts: 114
Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:15 am

Estado Novo Portugues wrote:"If you don't leave, witch, I'm going to open the curtains and let in sunlight. Your mortal enemy. Trust me, I know all your weaknesses."

President Afonso Salazar

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United Republic of Lepala
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Posts: 243
Founded: Jul 04, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby United Republic of Lepala » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:16 am

"Get out now, you crazy conservative zealot, before I call security."

Ninja'd: "Get out now, you crazy mutant nazi, before I call security."
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The Elected Emperor is just a democratically elected official who is in office for life. No monarchy involved. I don't get what's hard to understand.
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New Felzion
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Founded: Aug 11, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby New Felzion » Mon Aug 14, 2017 6:22 am

United Republic of Lepala wrote:"Get out now, you crazy conservative zealot, before I call security."

Ninja'd: "Get out now, you crazy mutant nazi, before I call security."

"No, YOU get out of my bed, before I call in the security."
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