Selling Human Organs

[Borreal Valley]

Hello nations! My citizens have graciously "donated" their organs to help out anyone that might need them. These organs are well preserved and are very abundant. You can just ask my people on how happy they are about their donation. Please send me a telegram if you would like to purchase organs. They are worth a lot of money due to my peoples iron stomachs and Titanium kidneys. If you buy 3 organs you get a free luxurious Bercede's Men's! Talk about a steal!!!

*This has been a message from Supreme leader Gargamel Bernstien of the Borreal Valley.*

[Vittoria Italia]

Nobody uses them.

[Struberria]

i hope this gets locked by a mod

[Borreal Valley]

Nobody uses them.

Well nobody wants to use bikes in your country, they want automobiles

[Borreal Valley]

i hope this gets locked by a mod

I hope that one day your people arent forced to listen to greenday and other punk rock.

[Regalis Union]

Just sell them to doctors!

[Borreal Valley]

Just sell them to doctors!

Oh i'm sorry did i just say citizens? Everyone besides me has donated at least one organ and the dead have been picked clean.

[Struberria]

i hope this gets locked by a mod

I hope that one day your people arent forced to listen to greenday and other punk rock.

they're not forced, i'm a strong believer in Civil Rights, i'm just a fan and this is more of a seasonal flag. Its cool you recognized it's Green Day, and i'm a huge punk in real life

[Borreal Valley]

I hope that one day your people arent forced to listen to greenday and other punk rock.

they're not forced, i'm a strong believer in Civil Rights, i'm just a fan and this is more of a seasonal flag. Its cool you recognized it's Green Day, and i'm a huge punk in real life

What are these "civil rights" you speak of...

[Struberria]

they're not forced, i'm a strong believer in Civil Rights, i'm just a fan and this is more of a seasonal flag. Its cool you recognized it's Green Day, and i'm a huge punk in real life

What are these "civil rights" you speak of...

It means people can do whatever they want

[Borreal Valley]

What are these "civil rights" you speak of...

It means people can do whatever they want

Ludicrous! This is not how i supreme leader shall run my lands. No Thinkers No Problems!

[Ameteurial Outdated Philosophia]

Hello nations! My citizens have graciously "donated" their organs to help out anyone that might need them. These organs are well preserved and are very abundant. You can just ask my people on how happy they are about their donation. Please send me a telegram if you would like to purchase organs. They are worth a lot of money due to my peoples iron stomachs and Titanium kidneys. If you buy 3 organs you get a free luxurious Bercede's Men's! Talk about a steal!!!

*This has been a message from Supreme leader Gargamel Bernstien of the Borreal Valley.*

I welcome a competitor within the market of organ selling. Personally, my people have said organs taken forcefully upon death or terminal illness, for one of the purposes of a government is to do good, and the only good is to give the larges amount of people the largest amount of joy.

[Vkraine]

It`s not problamly to sell humans organs in my country, but goverment controls this process.

[Borreal Valley]

Hello nations! My citizens have graciously "donated" their organs to help out anyone that might need them. These organs are well preserved and are very abundant. You can just ask my people on how happy they are about their donation. Please send me a telegram if you would like to purchase organs. They are worth a lot of money due to my peoples iron stomachs and Titanium kidneys. If you buy 3 organs you get a free luxurious Bercede's Men's! Talk about a steal!!!

*This has been a message from Supreme leader Gargamel Bernstien of the Borreal Valley.*

I welcome a competitor within the market of organ selling. Personally, my people have said organs taken forcefully upon death or terminal illness, for one of the purposes of a government is to do good, and the only good is to give the larges amount of people the largest amount of joy.

I like the way you think my sir! Would you like to do trade?

[Borreal Valley]

It`s not problamly to sell humans organs in my country, but goverment controls this process.

Would you like to purchase some organs for you and your people?

[Borreal Valley]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 Souls
Heart - 400,000 Souls
Brain - 700,000 Souls
Liver - 50,000 Souls
Lungs - 200,000 Souls

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

[Morcavo]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 Souls
Heart - 400,000 Souls
Brain - 700,000 Souls
Liver - 50,000 Souls
Lungs - 200,000 Souls

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

Stop doing crappy threads and make them real! Like all the other ones.

[Borreal Valley]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 Souls
Heart - 400,000 Souls
Brain - 700,000 Souls
Liver - 50,000 Souls
Lungs - 200,000 Souls

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

Stop doing crappy threads and make them real! Like all the other ones.

If you dont want organs and a free Bercede's Men's than leave.

[Borreal Valley]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 NSD
Heart - 400,000 NSD
Brain - 700,000 NSD
Liver - 50,000 NSD
Lungs - 200,000 NSD

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

Stop doing crappy threads and make them real! Like all the other ones.

(Btw bud idk if you can read or not but uhh.... "A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character])

[Old Tyrannia]

i hope this gets locked by a mod

Struberria: *** Warned for spam and using mods as weapons. ***

[Tinhampton]

Why are prices listed in Souls and not (say) in NSD?

[Borreal Valley]

Why are prices listed in Souls and not (say) in NSD?

We believe that Souls are the eternal currency that every human has and believe that they should only use souls to purchase and sell things, but in this case we suppose we could make a exception for this occasion.

[Soyouso]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 Souls
Heart - 400,000 Souls
Brain - 700,000 Souls
Liver - 50,000 Souls
Lungs - 200,000 Souls

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

"Hello. My name is Tex Clementine II, son of Tex Clementine I, not to be mistaken for my son who is the III..."
He tips his top hat.

"I am a well known aristocrat of Soyouso," he rolls is tongue, "rrrrrr-ich from my inheritance and my business, which roughly translates to Lending a Helping Lung. It provides extra organs to those needing donors and the government mandated team of priests and scientists called Mort Estate. Our scientists and spiritual priests are working together on creating an artificially made organism. Our spiritual work is improving day by day, and this will soon be possible. We would like to have a single brain of a cisgender male human and a two human hearts. We are willing to pay 2,000,000 souls, of course that is extra. It is for your cooperation in our pursuit of research. I have, erm.... connections to higher places, where I get my souls isn't anybody's beeswax. The iron nature of your people's organs will not bother us. We will only use it when we find the perfect solution for the results."

[Borreal Valley]

If anyone does wish to buy organs i will now list prices.
Kidneys - 100,000 Souls
Heart - 400,000 Souls
Brain - 700,000 Souls
Liver - 50,000 Souls
Lungs - 200,000 Souls

Remember you shall get a free Bercede's Men's With your purchase if you get 2 or more organs!

"Hello. My name is Tex Clementine II, son of Tex Clementine I, not to be mistaken for my son who is the III..."
He tips his top hat.

"I am a well known aristocrat of Soyouso," he rolls is tongue, "rrrrrr-ich from my inheritance and my business, which roughly translates to Lending a Helping Lung. It provides extra organs to those needing donors and the government mandated team of priests and scientists called Mort Estate. Our scientists and spiritual priests are working together on creating an artificially made organism. Our spiritual work is improving day by day, and this will soon be possible. We would like to have a single brain of a cisgender male human and a two human hearts. We are willing to pay 2,000,000 souls, of course that is extra. It is for your cooperation in our pursuit of research. I have, erm.... connections to higher places, where I get my souls isn't anybody's beeswax. The iron nature of your people's organs will not bother us. We will only use it when we find the perfect solution for the results."

Of course, i will gladly give you them. I will get my transport moving there shortly. Should arrive in a week.

[Soyouso]

"Hello. My name is Tex Clementine II, son of Tex Clementine I, not to be mistaken for my son who is the III..."
He tips his top hat.

"I am a well known aristocrat of Soyouso," he rolls is tongue, "rrrrrr-ich from my inheritance and my business, which roughly translates to Lending a Helping Lung. It provides extra organs to those needing donors and the government mandated team of priests and scientists called Mort Estate. Our scientists and spiritual priests are working together on creating an artificially made organism. Our spiritual work is improving day by day, and this will soon be possible. We would like to have a single brain of a cisgender male human and a two human hearts. We are willing to pay 2,000,000 souls, of course that is extra. It is for your cooperation in our pursuit of research. I have, erm.... connections to higher places, where I get my souls isn't anybody's beeswax. The iron nature of your people's organs will not bother us. We will only use it when we find the perfect solution for the results."

Of course, i will gladly give you them. I will get my transport moving there shortly. Should arrive in a week.

"We thank you for doing business with us. We're sending the souls your way. Our priests travel fairly quickly, they'll arrive one to two days by jet."