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[DRAFT] Police Needs Cars

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Imperio de Jandira
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Founded: Sep 04, 2014
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[DRAFT] Police Needs Cars

Postby Imperio de Jandira » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:29 pm

Title: Police Needs Cars

Description: After a unsuccessfully persecution in @@CAPITAL@@'s downtown, that ended on an escapade of a group of 80 year' old gangsters, the police chief, a group of riders and car lovers invaded your office to discuss the possibility of releasing cars to cops.

Validity: Valid only for nations that banned cars

[option] "That gang was too fast!" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@CAPITAL@@'s police chief, devouring a donut. "It's okay that are all 80 years old, but their physical vigor was great! I ask you, @@LEADER@@,for the love of Violet, give cars for the police! And, if you want, we can catch those opposi-- er, drug dealers who pestering you!"
[effect]@@NAME@@'s cops spend liters of fuel in pursuit of sidewalk bandits

[option] "There's no reason we have cars on the road" says @@RANDOMNAME@@, a professional cyclist, accidentally knocking over the donut's box of the police chief with their bicycle handlebars. "The city is much better without the ultra-comfortable and ultra-faster cars! If the police chief want, I can teach the whole department how to ride a bike. Of course, I would need a little bit of public funding to buy new bikes, hire new teachers and for my trip to Bigtopian Mountains. They have an excellent cross-country road. But, remember, @@LEADER@@: two wheels yes, four wheels no!"
[effect]@@DEMONYN@@ cops need to pass for a long course of defensive driving for cyclists.

[option]"Sincerely, I do not know who had this brilliant idea of ban cars" moum @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@,while perusing a maxtopian sports cars catalog. "Cars make our life easier since... well, ever. And maintaining this silly ban... it's a setback! Ah, I miss seeing those beautiful wheels, smell the sweet smell of gas-- er, just ignore these stinky cyclists and release the cars into the streets!"
[effect]The cars sell and the levels of pollution reached a new peak

OFF: I've commited a lot of language mistakes, and it's because i'm not a native speaker, just like google translate. Sorry ;-;
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Frieden-und Freudenland
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Mon Jul 24, 2017 3:39 pm

Hello!

Nice trial, but I am afraid there is already an issue very similar to this: #357: Vamos, Mi @@ANIMAL@@!
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Imperio de Jandira
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Postby Imperio de Jandira » Tue Jul 25, 2017 11:16 am

Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Hello!

Nice trial, but I am afraid there is already an issue very similar to this: #357: Vamos, Mi @@ANIMAL@@!


Well... I did not know that issue... :unsure:
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1995, brazilian, portuguese-speaker, intermediary english, Palmeiras supporter, leftist, loves games, tigers, felines, RPG, comics, films, cartoons, books and RPG again
techno-monarchist, multi-species, futurist tech, good place to live


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Frieden-und Freudenland
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Postby Frieden-und Freudenland » Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:53 pm

Imperio de Jandira wrote:
Frieden-und Freudenland wrote:Hello!

Nice trial, but I am afraid there is already an issue very similar to this: #357: Vamos, Mi @@ANIMAL@@!


Well... I did not know that issue... :unsure:


It is OK. :)

Please do not give up on writing issues. Next time it might be much better to visit the Spoiler Alert thread in this forum and search for some keywords for the issue you have in mind. (For example, if you had searched for the keyword "police" before writing this draft, you would have seen the issue mentioned above and not wasted your time on writing a draft that was so similar to it.)

Cheers and good luck next time! :clap:
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