[title] Diplomatic Growlings (By the way, I'm not really happy with this title if anyone else has a better one)
[description] A meeting with various diplomats from Brancaland has gone so well that they decided to send you a gift. There is only one problem: they've sent a breeding pair of rare Brancalandian bears, which you now have no idea what to do with, due to your complete lack of zoos to send them to. You have summoned some of your most trusted people to advise you on what to do with them.
[validity] Must have banned zoos
[option] "Well, we can't exactly give them back," your head government adviser @@RANDOMNAME@@ states, putting @@HIS@@ head in @@HIS@@ hands, "It'd probably just be best to open a small zoo to keep them in and allow zoos again. Pick up some of the more exotic animals that the shelters have had to be dealing with ever since you shut the zoos down, and there you go. I mean, it might be expensive, but at least then they're dealt with."
[effect] other countries send you increasingly weird gifts, just to see what you'll do with them
[option] "No! No, no, no, no, no!" @@RANDOMNAME@@, a renowned protester for animal rights, yells, storming in while wearing a protest t-shirt that @@HE@@ has somehow already obtained, "You just want to do what's easy, not what's right! None of you care about what the bears want. They don't want to be thrown into a cage! You finally have the chance to do what the Bracalandians should have done and release them! I mean, they might eat some people, but that's a worthy sacrifice for the bears' freedom!"
[effect] bears are a common hazard of living in @@CAPITAL@@
[option] "Now there dear," your mother says, putting her hand on your shoulder, "Remember what I told you to do whenever you got a gift you didn't like? You can give them to a country that would love to have a couple of bears." She smiles benevolently. "You know, I've never liked how those Blackacrians said such bad things about you. I'm sure if you gave them the bears, everything would be fine! Just never let anyone from Brancaland find out. Or your people. They don't really like Blackacre."
[effect] research and protest groups have formed to find out why @@NAME@@ is arming Blackacre with bears
[option] "Two bears, two bullets. Problem solved," states a mustachioed local-government employee bluntly, putting his revolver down in front of you, "Just tell Brancaland they died of sickness."
[effect] a protest campaign has been set up to save the bears from @@LEADER@@'s apathy
Notes:
I'm worried that 2 and 4 might be a bit too long.
Option 5 doesn't really seem to have a clear disadvantage at the moment
I'm not overly settled on bears if another animal seems better for this. I just liked the fact that it made it obvious that your leader couldn't just keep them as pets.