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So You Sit Beside the AN's Leader at a Dinner Party... II

Postby Venomizia » Sat Jul 01, 2017 9:53 pm

Coming from the first thread that died some time ago, but with it's death sparking the birth of a new one that I enjoyed very much, I present to you: this disaster!

What does your leader do at this dinner party, and how do they react to the AN's leader with their thing?

Edit: For those who want a more rp-like version of this: https://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=417378



Virgil is the host, he sits down at the table and already cracks open a cold one with... Nobody.
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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:01 pm

The Seryyiok Empire wrote:"Everyone is probably going to be slaughtered with the immortal sapients are going to survive this shitshow." Said Huang Kuzio,before blowing the brains out of a bulter that was a filthy vampire with double barrel shotgun.


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Postby The Normandian Empire » Sat Jul 01, 2017 11:10 pm

"Where is the chicken?"
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"What else is there to eat?"
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"I'll take those brownies thank you."
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Really? People can be nice when you get used to them. For example, me.
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Terra Arioditzya wrote:*has legs up the table* *grabs and drinks a glass of wine* "The wine isn't bad, but isn't good either."
– Lythis, keeps on drinking the wine


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