It turns out you can simply pretend to be the prince of a tiny Balkan nation in order to be treated like a prince in foreign countries, and you can even have the bills of your expenses sent to the foreign ministry of the country you claim to be a prince of. It's the funniest scam I've heard of recently. I don't find the scam funny by itself, but the fact that people actually fell for it is interesting. Then I thought: "why not write an issue draft on this?"
(for the news article, see: http://www.newsweek.com/man-faked-being ... son-626006)
Draft 2
[description]Your Ministry of Foreign Affairs has been sent an envelope containing diverse trade agreements of dubious contribution to @@NAME@@'s commercial interests, sealed between @@NAME@@ and Smalltopia. Upon closer inspection it turned out that the documents all bore the seal and insignia of a so-called His Royal Highness Prince Harvey of @@CAPITAL@@. Police investigations revealed that @@RANDOMNAMEMALE@@ Warbeck, a @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ diplomat, introduced himself as the crown prince of @@NAME@@ in Smalltopia and was treated like a royal by the Smalltopian officials. As if that was not enough, he had the audacity to sign internationally binding contracts on your behalf.
[validity]not a monarchy
1. [option]"I don't care if he was a scammer or not!" yells @@RANDOMNAME@@, the Smalltopian ambassador, unfurling a scroll of paper which @@HE@@ claims to be the list of expenses they made for the prince. "He was your diplomat, so all the deals he signed while he was on a mission here, must be recognized as valid. If not, I'd like to remind you that we have spent thousands of @@CURRENCYPLURAL@@ on his extravagant wishes, so we'd like to be reimbursed for that."
[effect]@@NAME@@ has to pay a special annual "Royal Tax" to Smalltopia
2. [option]"There is no way we'll agree to these stupid contracts or pay for this scoundrel!" cries @@RANDOMNAME@@, your Minister of Finance, fumbling in @@HIS@@ pockets for change and finally pulling out @@HIS@@ empty pockets with a theatrical show of despair. "You see, Smalltopia is trying to put us between a rock and a hard place, but I won't let that happen. I suggest we immediately arrest all the Smalltopian expats here and demand a heavy ransom for their release. Warbeck's bill and the trade agreements in exchange for the ransom. I think THAT is a fair deal."
[effect]expats in @@NAME@@ live in perpetual fear of becoming a token of revenge in an international conflict
3. [option]"It's no surprise that Smalltopians fell for this scam," says @@RANDOMNAME@@, the leader of the main opposition party, with a contemptuous sneer. "It is a miracle that you are still our leader despite your obvious incompetence. So our Smalltopian friends must have thought that you are a monarch, holding on to your throne merely by birthright. I can't blame them. There may be a solution to this, however. How about passing a legislation that rules that the leader of the opposition party be appointed as the deputy of @@NAME@@'s leader? This would prevent the power from being condensed in one party and would also clearly show that we are not a monarchy."
[effect]@@LEADER@@'s statements are often contradicted by the deputy within seconds
Many thanks for comments and suggestions!