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The State of Communism
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Iron Fist Consumerists

The AN declares war on you. What is your reaction?

Postby The State of Communism » Tue May 23, 2017 8:28 am

Self explanatory.


I laugh, because I'm pretty sure I can beat a non-existent nation.
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Skyhooked
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Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Tue May 23, 2017 8:30 am

Load guns and protect out property.
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Swedish Allied States
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Founded: May 27, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Swedish Allied States » Tue May 23, 2017 8:32 am

Prepare the beachheads like it's D-Day and make sure to employ the Not One Step Back. Also, bomb them indiscriminately with whatever we got as weapons.
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Re-Unified Russia
Secretary
 
Posts: 34
Founded: Oct 18, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Re-Unified Russia » Tue May 23, 2017 11:30 am

Send in 2 or 3 armor death squads and conduct a nationwide orbital bombardment to destroy the weak nation.
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The Last Magic
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Founded: Mar 06, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Last Magic » Tue May 23, 2017 1:04 pm

These people seem to have a bigger military... but they don't have animus.
Set up a magical barrier and avoid bloodshed.
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New United States of Columbia
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Postby New United States of Columbia » Tue May 23, 2017 1:06 pm

Scramble all fighters and prepare all AA weaponry. Also send mechanized and armored units to expected invasion points and try to evacuate all nearby cities and towns. If surprise send troops in and hope to evacuate all cities in expected areas of combat.

Also have national days of prayer and fasting so we can be in God's good grace.
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The Last Magic
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Founded: Mar 06, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Last Magic » Tue May 23, 2017 1:09 pm

New United States of Columbia wrote:Scramble all fighters and prepare all AA weaponry. Also send mechanized and armored units to expected invasion points and try to evacuate all nearby cities and towns. If surprise send troops in and hope to evacuate all cities in expected areas of combat.

Also have national days of prayer and fasting so we can be in God's good grace.

... Huh. I guess animus are pretty scary.
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Etnicon
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Founded: Sep 10, 2016
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Postby Etnicon » Tue May 23, 2017 1:15 pm

Activate our Advanced Invasion plan, Send in the Air force, Prepare a Large Scale Naval Invasion Across the Atlantic and Blockade the Atlantic as well as shell their Ports

(This was for Columbia)
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Supreme Authority
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Posts: 104
Founded: Sep 28, 2016
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Supreme Authority » Tue May 23, 2017 1:18 pm

New United States of Columbia wrote:Scramble all fighters and prepare all AA weaponry. Also send mechanized and armored units to expected invasion points and try to evacuate all nearby cities and towns. If surprise send troops in and hope to evacuate all cities in expected areas of combat.

Also have national days of prayer and fasting so we can be in God's good grace.

Bioweapons would be deployed to decimate the enemy population, along with both conventional and terrorist strikes against key enemy infrastructure. Supreme Authority's many border defenses would be placed at high alert, and soldiers would rapidly mobilize to meet the Invaders head-on. They would be supported by liberal artillery and tactical nuclear strikes.

Safe to say, it wouldn't be pretty for anyone.

Etnicon wrote:Activate our Advanced Invasion plan, Send in the Air force, Prepare a Large Scale Naval Invasion Across the Atlantic and Blockade the Atlantic as well as shell their Ports

(This was for Columbia)

As we are both Iron Alliance members, it would likely be a theoretical exercise. O-5 would be eager to demonstrate his command skills yet again.
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Nilrahrarfan
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Founded: Sep 02, 2016
Corporate Police State

Postby Nilrahrarfan » Tue May 23, 2017 1:27 pm

Supreme Authority wrote:
New United States of Columbia wrote:Scramble all fighters and prepare all AA weaponry. Also send mechanized and armored units to expected invasion points and try to evacuate all nearby cities and towns. If surprise send troops in and hope to evacuate all cities in expected areas of combat.

Also have national days of prayer and fasting so we can be in God's good grace.

Bioweapons would be deployed to decimate the enemy population, along with both conventional and terrorist strikes against key enemy infrastructure. Supreme Authority's many border defenses would be placed at high alert, and soldiers would rapidly mobilize to meet the Invaders head-on. They would be supported by liberal artillery and tactical nuclear strikes.

Safe to say, it wouldn't be pretty for anyone.

Etnicon wrote:Activate our Advanced Invasion plan, Send in the Air force, Prepare a Large Scale Naval Invasion Across the Atlantic and Blockade the Atlantic as well as shell their Ports

(This was for Columbia)

As we are both Iron Alliance members, it would likely be a theoretical exercise. O-5 would be eager to demonstrate his command skills yet again.

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Melqart
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Founded: May 22, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Melqart » Tue May 23, 2017 2:12 pm

Evacuate the nation while there in it and nuke them until the combined nukes create such a strong blast they stop the rotation of the Earth.

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Kadur
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Founded: Dec 04, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Kadur » Tue May 23, 2017 2:15 pm

We'd try to end it through diplomatic channels while fending them off, and then use them as a testing ground for [CLASSIFIED] if they refuse to stop.
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Torrentio
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Posts: 85
Founded: May 30, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Torrentio » Tue May 23, 2017 2:18 pm

Pray they'll accept a white peace (or not use nukes at least) but make use of Finnish tactics from the winter war, as well as ready the orbital kinetic bombardment satellites.
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Gyrenaica
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Postby Gyrenaica » Tue May 23, 2017 2:20 pm

Tell them to hipitty hoppity get off our property. If they don't we kill all their government officials and tell the it people they're free to do what they wish to now
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Yeffin
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Founded: Apr 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Yeffin » Tue May 23, 2017 2:56 pm

But I'm just a skunk
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The Last Magic
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Posts: 669
Founded: Mar 06, 2017
Moralistic Democracy

Postby The Last Magic » Tue May 23, 2017 3:43 pm

Take the skunk as a pet and the war is over
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The United States of Liberion
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Posts: 3
Founded: Sep 12, 2016
Corporate Bordello

Postby The United States of Liberion » Tue May 23, 2017 3:45 pm

[Muffled Caissons go rolling along in the distance]
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The Free Ohioan Empire
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Posts: 7
Founded: Dec 08, 2016
New York Times Democracy

Postby The Free Ohioan Empire » Tue May 23, 2017 3:51 pm

In the year 2045 the USA collapsed leaving its states to fend for themselves so they began to conquer each other this was the great expansion war Ohio, texas, California, Hawaii and Alaska where the only ones standing in 2092 and they created two new alliances the NAA and NLPA
Republic of Texas, California Peoples Republic, Kingdom of Hawaii, Alaskan Federation,the empire the free Ohioan empire, Canada, and mexico
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Yeffin
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Founded: Apr 18, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Yeffin » Tue May 23, 2017 3:57 pm

Y tho?
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The Underground Movement Union
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Founded: Mar 07, 2014
Father Knows Best State

Postby The Underground Movement Union » Tue May 23, 2017 3:58 pm

Prepare a large scale offensive.
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Sleet Clans
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Posts: 850
Founded: May 01, 2016
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Sleet Clans » Tue May 23, 2017 3:58 pm

Target practice!
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Northern Ateria
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Founded: May 29, 2016
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Northern Ateria » Tue May 23, 2017 3:59 pm

Counter-invade.
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Yeffin
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New York Times Democracy

Postby Yeffin » Tue May 23, 2017 4:00 pm

Were we just invaded by the Cripz?
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The Burke Islands
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Founded: Apr 25, 2015
Anarchy

Postby The Burke Islands » Tue May 23, 2017 4:00 pm

Laugh at how cartoonish they look, then prepare for total annihilation.

Ninja'd prepare for defensive battles and activate special forces to be dropped behind enemy lines.
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The Underground Movement Union
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Father Knows Best State

Postby The Underground Movement Union » Tue May 23, 2017 4:15 pm

Invade and turn them into another Overseas Dominion.
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