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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Take TWP Plan

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 8:48 am

1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Bhang Bhang Duc
Senator
 
Posts: 4172
Founded: Dec 17, 2003
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Fri May 19, 2017 9:20 am

Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Hilarious. What are you smoking?
Former Delegate of The West Pacific. Guardian (under many Delegates) of The West Pacific. TWP's Former Minister for World Assembly Affairs and former Security Council Advisor.

The West Pacific's Official Welshman, Astronomer and Old Fart
Pierconium wrote:I see Funk as an opportunistic manipulator that utilises the means available to him to reach his goals. In other words, a nation after my own heart.

RiderSyl wrote:If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead.

Sedgistan wrote:The SC has just has a spate of really shitty ones recently from Northumbria, his Watermelon fanboy…..

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 9:24 am

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:
Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Hilarious. What are you smoking?

Victory!
Last edited by Sotasky on Fri May 19, 2017 9:27 am, edited 1 time in total.
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2227
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Fri May 19, 2017 9:26 am

Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Is you feel good?
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.50 left and -0.41 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 9:27 am

Dytarma wrote:
Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Is you feel good?

I feel fantastic!!
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Pencil Sharpeners 2
Diplomat
 
Posts: 591
Founded: Aug 21, 2015
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Pencil Sharpeners 2 » Fri May 19, 2017 9:28 am

Probably no worse than most GCR coup plots...
I used to do stuff in TSP
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Tinhampton
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12265
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Tinhampton » Fri May 19, 2017 9:32 am

Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Not exactly the most stellar of plans. BBB is not going to give his delegacy away because he "will feel bad" after being told that "he... is being nasty to [you]". And also, you can't really rule forever, unless your will states that your TWP puppet will be given to your offspring, and then their offspring, and then their offspring, and then... (and even that won't be guaranteed as each generation amends their wills). As of the time of writing, we'll all have to die someday.
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 329,537): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607, SC#415, GA#647, GA#656
The rest of my CV: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; Philosopher-Queen of Sophia; possibly very controversial; *author of the most popular SC resolution ever
Who am I, really? 47yo Tory woman w/Asperger's; Cambridge graduate; currently reading A Village in the Third Reich by Julia Boyd and Angelika Patel

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Dytarma
Minister
 
Posts: 2227
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Dytarma » Fri May 19, 2017 10:02 am

Sotasky wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Is you feel good?

I feel fantastic!!

Your plan isn't though.
I don't acknowledge the existence of genders and I'm pro death on abortion. All babies must die (sc).
Master Dispatch (or everything I don't want deleted)
Dytarma's Birthday
Don't know what else to put, so I'm -0.50 left and -0.41 libertarian according to The Political Compass

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Wickedly evil people
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 398
Founded: Jul 14, 2004
Father Knows Best State

Postby Wickedly evil people » Fri May 19, 2017 10:05 am

I think it'll work. Let's find out.


That Badger fellow needs a bit of a comeuppance.


:bow: :bow:
Eli

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 10:06 am

Wickedly evil people wrote:I think it'll work. Let's find out.


That Badger fellow needs a bit of a comeuppance.


:bow: :bow:

Thank you fellow comrade!!! :hug:
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Bhang Bhang Duc
Senator
 
Posts: 4172
Founded: Dec 17, 2003
Democratic Socialists

Postby Bhang Bhang Duc » Fri May 19, 2017 10:20 am

Wickedly evil people wrote:I think it'll work. Let's find out.


That Badger fellow needs a bit of a comeuppance.


:bow: :bow:

Well if Eli's on board with this, I think I should be too. Never did like badgers.
Former Delegate of The West Pacific. Guardian (under many Delegates) of The West Pacific. TWP's Former Minister for World Assembly Affairs and former Security Council Advisor.

The West Pacific's Official Welshman, Astronomer and Old Fart
Pierconium wrote:I see Funk as an opportunistic manipulator that utilises the means available to him to reach his goals. In other words, a nation after my own heart.

RiderSyl wrote:If an enchantress made it so one raid could bring about world peace, Unibot would ask raiders to just sign a petition instead.

Sedgistan wrote:The SC has just has a spate of really shitty ones recently from Northumbria, his Watermelon fanboy…..

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Altinawesome
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Jan 21, 2017
Anarchy

Postby Altinawesome » Fri May 19, 2017 10:29 am

I don't see how this plan could conceivably fail! All we're missing is are the "???" and "Profit!" steps, and we might be in business here!

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 10:37 am

Altinawesome wrote:I don't see how this plan could conceivably fail! All we're missing is are the "???" and "Profit!" steps, and we might be in business here!

It fills me with joy to have the support of such wonderful people. Together we will coup TWP and rule forever (or until I leave).
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Willania Imperium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1238
Founded: Feb 06, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Willania Imperium » Fri May 19, 2017 10:44 am

Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)


Wow... This is fantastic! The naive, the stupidity, the impossibility of it succeeding; I love it! Try it out! I want to see what happens!

Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
Left: 6.22
Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
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Drasnia
Minister
 
Posts: 2601
Founded: Feb 02, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Drasnia » Fri May 19, 2017 10:47 am

Copycatting an inept thread just isn't that funny to me.
See You Space Cowboy...

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Wolfdon
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 15
Founded: Dec 10, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Wolfdon » Fri May 19, 2017 10:55 am

:roll:
King of Wolves
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Intelligeneria
Attaché
 
Posts: 95
Founded: Jan 23, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Intelligeneria » Fri May 19, 2017 10:58 am

On behalf of the Grey Wardens, I would like to make the following statement:

The Order of the Grey Wardens wishes to join this plan and hopes we can do some cool stuff with it.
Regards,
Some High Ranking Warden or something
Charles Watson-Turing-Donald,
Prime Minister of New United Kingdom,
Grey Warden

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Tinhampton
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12265
Founded: Oct 05, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Tinhampton » Fri May 19, 2017 11:40 am

Grudgingly in. I disagree with the plan, but not with the end result (and before I become persona non grata over there, haven't my puppets there already fallen victim to The TrebuchetTM within minutes of creation?).
The Self-Administrative City of TINHAMPTON (pop. 329,537): Saffron Howard, Mayor (UCP); Alexander Smith, WA Delegate-Ambassador

Authorships & co-authorships: SC#250, SC#251, Issue #1115, SC#267, GA#484, GA#491, GA#533, GA#540, GA#549, SC#356, GA#559, GA#562, GA#567, GA#578, SC#374, GA#582, SC#375, GA#589, GA#590, SC#382, SC#385*, GA#597, GA#607, SC#415, GA#647, GA#656
The rest of my CV: Cup of Harmony 73 champions; Philosopher-Queen of Sophia; possibly very controversial; *author of the most popular SC resolution ever
Who am I, really? 47yo Tory woman w/Asperger's; Cambridge graduate; currently reading A Village in the Third Reich by Julia Boyd and Angelika Patel

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 11:42 am

Intelligeneria wrote:On behalf of the Grey Wardens, I would like to make the following statement:

The Order of the Grey Wardens wishes to join this plan and hopes we can do some cool stuff with it.
Regards,
Some High Ranking Warden or something

Huzzah!! This is wonderful news indeed! I am so glad to have the support. Fucking Fendas
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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The Unknown Army
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Dec 10, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Unknown Army » Fri May 19, 2017 11:50 am

Intelligeneria wrote:On behalf of the Grey Wardens, I would like to make the following statement:

The Order of the Grey Wardens wishes to join this plan and hopes we can do some cool stuff with it.
Regards,
Some High Ranking Warden or something

Hey, I like this guy's thinking, count me in.
PUNCH!!
O=(‘-’Q)

Melody Ravensong, retired long-time Gameplayer, formerly Ozzy.

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Mommy Yuno
Secretary
 
Posts: 33
Founded: Mar 27, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Mommy Yuno » Fri May 19, 2017 11:51 am

I'm in too =P
the region Yuno not Yuno herself
>w<

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Big Bad Badger
Envoy
 
Posts: 253
Founded: Apr 25, 2015
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Big Bad Badger » Fri May 19, 2017 12:01 pm

Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)


Awwww, bless your heart! Aren't you adorable, you want me to give you the Delegacy. Well I will tell you what, post your WA puppet nation here and I will be sure to get the word out to the region to endorse you.
Mr. Badger

I've been told that raiding requires booze and a lack of pants! --Neenee

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Sotasky
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 52
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Sotasky » Fri May 19, 2017 12:04 pm

Mommy Yuno wrote:I'm in too =P
the region Yuno not Yuno herself
>w<

Yay Yuno!!! <3 huggles
Frankly, they deserve a medal. I'm not sure what for exactly though-Cresenthia
Founder of Failure
Baron of Bollywirls
Senator of Sillywillies
Secretary of Sorrow
Lord of Losers
Justice for Jocks
Deputy of O_O
I'm the new guy on the block that complains about everything!!!

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Kaboomlandia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7395
Founded: May 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Kaboomlandia » Fri May 19, 2017 12:12 pm

Tinhampton wrote:
Sotasky wrote:1. Found puppet.
2. Move to TWP.
3. Get active in forum.
4. Tell Badger that he is a Big Bad Badger and is being mean to me.
5. Badger will feel bad and give Delegacy to me.
6. Rule with iron fist forever!!

This is my plan to coup TWP, stay tuned for updates. :)

Not exactly the most stellar of plans. BBB is not going to give his delegacy away because he "will feel bad" after being told that "he... is being nasty to [you]". And also, you can't really rule forever, unless your will states that your TWP puppet will be given to your offspring, and then their offspring, and then their offspring, and then... (and even that won't be guaranteed as each generation amends their wills). As of the time of writing, we'll all have to die someday.

*whoosh*
In=character, Kaboomlandia is a World Assembly member and abides by its resolutions. If this nation isn't in the WA, it's for practical reasons.
Author of GA #371 and SC #208, #214, #226, #227, #230, #232
Co-Author of SC #204
"Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result."
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."

"Your legitimacy, Kaboom, has melted away in my eyes. I couldn't have believed that only a shadow of your once brilliant WA career remains."

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Willania Imperium
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1238
Founded: Feb 06, 2017
Ex-Nation

Postby Willania Imperium » Fri May 19, 2017 12:26 pm

Well, since you've gained the endorsement of some notable regions, I'll join in! One extra endorsements always help! Plus, I've got some "friends" that can help you! Al I need is the name of the puppet that we need to target!

Pro: Capitalism, Socialism, Technological Advances, Science, Knowledge, Environmentalism, Cooperation, Pacifism, (Soft) Communism
Con: Fascism, Radicals, (Hard) Communism, Primitive Ideas
Social Liberal
Left: 6.22
Libertarian: 0.19
Foreign Policy: Moderate Non-Interventionalist
Culture: Moderate Cultural Liberal
WILLANIA IMPERIUM
[☮] -- Copy and paste this into your signature if you are a pacifist.
If you support liberal democratic capitalism, paste this into your sig: $LFD
[_★_]_[' ]_
( -_-) (-_Q) If you understand that both Capitalism and Socialism have ideas that deserve merit, put this in your signature.

A 13.7 civilization, according to this index.

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