Title: Primum Non Nocere
text: The @@DEMONYM@@ Medical Association has declared that participating in a lethal injection is a violation of the Hippocratic Oath and grounds for disbarment. Following this development, a recent execution had to be canceled when all medical personal with the appropriate credentials to administer the execution refused to participate.
valid_if: follow up to 631-1
option: "Acck! Vat a bunch of babies!" Exclaims Dr. @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, your Minister of Mad Science, wearing @@HIS@@ trademark blood-splattered lab coat. "Zey can't even put murders to death? Sure, my doctorate might be in zeoretical physics, but I've been performing quite a few distentions of late; I'm sure I could figure out how to administer a simple IV drip."
effect: executions often take hours as amateurs attempt to find veins
option: "I have an easier solution," utters @@RANDOMNAME@@, @@CAPITAL@@'s no-nonsense Chief of Police. "Make it the law that doctors have to participate in whatever medical procedures the government asks for. If those hippies want to continue to make their silly protests, you could make the punishment for not complying 'Punishment' with a capital 'P', if you catch my drift. Poetic justice, eh?"
effect: Brancaland has an unusual surplus of doctors with @@a@@ @@DEMONYM@@ accent
option: "When are you going to accept that there is no good way to kill people?" yells Dr. @@RANDOMLASTNAME@@, head of the @@DENONYM@@ Medical Association. "That doctors refuse to participate in the act should tell you something of the act's value. Stop fooling yourself into thinking you're 'executing people humanely', and join the rest of the civilized world in outlawing the barbaric practice of capital punishment once and for all."
effect: at his doctor's advice @@LEADER@@ has decided to exercise more, eat more vegetables, and outlaw capital punishment
option: "Why are we so focused on the methods?" asks @@NAME@@'s lead executioner. "I know a method of execution that requires far less expertise. Let's just hang these scum like the good old days and be done with it. I guarantee you @@NAME@@ isn't going to run out of people who know how to tie a rope."
effect: the hangman came to @@NAME@@ smelling of gold and blood