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Gurori
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Corrupt a Wish VI

Postby Gurori » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:36 am

-Original thread by Wilgrove, June 30th 2009, with 1090 pages and 27240 posts.
-Second thread by Australian Republic (date unknown)
-Third thread by Eastfield Lodge, April 9th 2012, with 494 pages and 12339 posts
-Fourth Thread by San Jose Guayabal with 499 pages and disputable number of posts
-Fifth Thread by Australian Republic and 499 pages 13 May 2015- 4 April 2017- 12430 posts

So here's how you play. Person A: says "I wish for money" and the next person then posts "Granted, but it's Monopoly money", followed by their own wish, and so on and so forth.

I'll start us off:

I wish I had a pie.
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Postby Hashizawa » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:39 am

Granted, but it's disgusting.

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The nation name and characters on my flag are not Chinese

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The characters down the side are the characters of fire, water, wood, earth, and metal. These are the 5 traditional Japanese or Chinese elements and a central part in Hashizawan religion. The large characters centered in the right of the flag are the characters to Hashizawa. The three stars outside of the central large star represent the commoners, the lords, and the emperor. The large central star represents Oichi, the current capital. Red stands for blood, white for the heavens, green stands for the earth.

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Postby Adevia-Ardvilla » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:50 am

Granted, but they get killed.
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Postby Faschistisches Land » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:50 am

Granted but it is Mimal
AN: Granted, but it immediately collapses and everything goes back to normal

I wish for this wish to be denied.
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Gurori
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Postby Gurori » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:51 am

Faschistisches Land wrote:Granted but it is Mimal


I wish for this wish to be denied.


Granted, the mere fact that the wish was still granted despite denial being asked of is the corruption thus causing a paradox that wipes out the entire multiverse.

I wish USS Monitor was a warship that could travel the cosmos.
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Tikawamo
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Postby Tikawamo » Mon Apr 03, 2017 9:54 am

Granted. The USS Monitor is a warship-shaped nanobot that can travel through the veins of some guy named Cosmos.

I wish for the resurrection of the glorious 70s.

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The Ununited United Empire of
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Postby The Ununited United Empire of » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:26 am

Granted, but you have to serve in the Vietnam War.

I wish for 5 golden rings

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Postby Faschistisches Land » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:27 am

The Ununited United Empire of wrote:Granted, but you have to serve in the Vietnam War.

I wish for 5 golden rings

Granted, but they are so small you can't see them



I wish for a small loan of a million dollars
Please call us Free American Empire

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Postby Sunstruck » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:28 am

Granted, the interest rate is five hundred trillion million billion.
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Postby Fvaarniimar » Mon Apr 03, 2017 11:12 am

Granted...in, literally, your dreams.

I wish my room cleaned itself every day, without losing my belongings, damaging my belongings, harming me, or harming my cats
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Postby Narintia » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:08 pm

Granted, the area surrounding your room is quenched in a undestroyable fire. But your stuff is still safe...

I wish for a pile of money
This place is a message and part of a system of messages, pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location… it increases toward a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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The One True Benxboro Empire
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Postby The One True Benxboro Empire » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:13 pm

Granted, you get a pile of Venezuelan dollars. 150 quadrillion of them to be precise. Enough to buy an Xbox...until a second ago.

I wish Benxboro was a real country.
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Postby Gurori » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:14 pm

The One True Benxboro Empire wrote:Granted, you get a pile of Venezuelan dollars. 150 quadrillion of them to be precise. Enough to buy an Xbox...until a second ago.

I wish Benxboro was a real country.


Granted, it's invaded by Russia 2 days later.

I wish I was one with the universe.
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Postby Narintia » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:15 pm

The One True Benxboro Empire wrote:Granted, you get a pile of Venezuelan dollars. 150 quadrillion of them to be precise. Enough to buy an Xbox...until a second ago.

I wish Benxboro was a real country.

Hey man thats not a bad thing I wished for a pile of money my wish isn't ruined
This place is a message and part of a system of messages, pay attention to it!
Sending this message was important to us.
This place is not a place of honor…no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here… nothing valued is here.
What is here is dangerous and repulsive to us. This message is a warning about danger.
The danger is in a particular location… it increases toward a center… the center of danger is here… of a particular size and shape, and below us.
The danger is still present, in your time, as it was in ours.
The danger is to the body, and it can kill.
The form of the danger is an emanation of energy.
The danger is unleashed only if you substantially disturb this place physically. This place is best shunned and left uninhabited.

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Postby Australian Republic » Mon Apr 03, 2017 1:27 pm

It'd be nice courtasy to copy/paste the info in the OP of the old thread about the previous threads

Since F7 threads disappear after 7 days, the info is here

So here's how you play. Person A: says "I wish for money" and the next person then posts "Granted, but it's Monopoly money", followed by their own wish, and so on and so forth.

-Original thread by Wilgrove, June 30th 2009, with 1090 pages and 27240 posts.
-Second thread by Myself (date unknown)
-Third thread by Eastfield Lodge, April 9th 2012, with 494 pages and 12339 posts
-Fourth Thread by San Jose Guayabal with 499 pages and disputable number of posts
-Fifth Thread by myself and 499 pages 13 May 2015- 4 April 2017- 12430 posts

/skip
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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 03, 2017 2:25 pm

Gurori wrote:I wish I was one with the universe.


Granted. You become one with the universe. Your atoms are scattered out everywhere in who knows what places. Not only do you die, but what used to be your pancreas gets eaten one day by a person who was trying out fish tacos.



I wish the old Corrupt a Wish thread had continued for a few more posts.
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:49 pm

Granted, but it's locked after reaching 500 pages

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Postby Talchyon » Mon Apr 03, 2017 3:56 pm

The Federation of Kendor wrote:I wish the NS Forum have larger data capacity


Granted. NS Forum has a lot larger data capacity. But only for a multitude of bad RPs that are going to last only 7 posts.



I wish the AN had to eat fish tacos.
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Postby Leppikania » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:33 pm

Granted. They're tasty, so that kind of backfired.

I wish for a horse.
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Postby Chersonisos » Mon Apr 03, 2017 4:36 pm

Granted, but it's a centaur madly in love with you.

I wish USS Monitor was boarded by a squad of Monitor Lizard pirates
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Postby Hexolo » Mon Apr 03, 2017 5:50 pm

Granted, but they all fall off and get shot.

I wish that this thread dies overnight.

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Postby Gurori » Mon Apr 03, 2017 6:57 pm

Granted.

It gets resurrected the next day huehuehue.

I wish more people joined my roleplay.
My apologies in advance if I use any butchered Japanese at any point of time, I'm still learning god dammit.
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Postby Chersonisos » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:20 pm

Granted, they're all godmoders with infinite tanks regardless of what your RP is about. Japanese anime? Hope you liked Girls Und Panzer

I wish more people realized that the cross on my flag is NOT the nordic cross
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Postby The Seven Nations of Merka » Mon Apr 03, 2017 8:22 pm

Granted, but they can't tell the difference between your cross with a normal cross anymore
I wish Canada was relevant to the world

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Postby Martune » Mon Apr 03, 2017 10:25 pm

Granted, but they soon collapse due to relativity

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