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Supercreatures?

Yes, let's make pack-hunting socialized cats!
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Yes, let's make dogs that can climb trees!
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Yes, let's make snakes that dispense LSD!
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No, this is stupid, you're stupid, and this thread was a mistake.
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Total votes : 62

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Breeding Supercreatures

Postby Conserative Morality » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:20 pm

This sounds like a troll title, I know, but hear me out on this one: should we invest more into breeding supercreatures with unique traits? It didn't take us long to make monstrosities like the adorable pug or the dreadlocked Vizsla. Artificial selection is a helluva drug. We can do all sorts of things - should we be branching out into breeding for more unusual and experimental traits? Or is the horror we currently inflict on domesticated animals bad enough?
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Postby Thermodolia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:29 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:This sounds like a troll title, I know, but hear me out on this one: should we invest more into breeding supercreatures with unique traits? It didn't take us long to make monstrosities like the adorable pug or the dreadlocked Vizsla. Artificial selection is a helluva drug. We can do all sorts of things - should we be branching out into breeding for more unusual and experimental traits? Or is the horror we currently inflict on domesticated animals bad enough?

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Postby Galloism » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:29 pm

If this somehow involves people swinging plasma blades while riding giant lizard creatures, no thank you.
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Postby Conserative Morality » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:32 pm

Thermodolia wrote:You want to do what now?

I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.
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Postby Khasinkonia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:46 pm

This sounds like Jurassic Park meets Dr. Frankenstein. Let's try this out on an isolated island first, eh?

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Postby Izandai » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:47 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:You want to do what now?

I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.

That sounds like a terrible idea. Creating a bunch of new species, hyperspecialized to the environments we plan on putting them in, would wreak havok on the ecosystems of the world. Besides that, why would you want to do that? What practical benefit could there possibly be to completely upending the ecosystems of the world? Unless I'm missing something, this sounds like a foolhardy and poorly-conceived idea.

But genetically modifying domesticated species to be more useful to humans? THAT I'm on board with.
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Postby Galloism » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:48 pm

Izandai wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.

That sounds like a terrible idea. Creating a bunch of new species, hyperspecialized to the environments we plan on putting them in, would wreak havok on the ecosystems of the world. Besides that, why would you want to do that? What practical benefit could there possibly be to completely upending the ecosystems of the world? Unless I'm missing something, this sounds like a foolhardy and poorly-conceived idea.

But genetically modifying domesticated species to be more useful to humans? THAT I'm on board with.

I would be on board with a cat that can do laundry.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:50 pm

Galloism wrote:
Izandai wrote:That sounds like a terrible idea. Creating a bunch of new species, hyperspecialized to the environments we plan on putting them in, would wreak havok on the ecosystems of the world. Besides that, why would you want to do that? What practical benefit could there possibly be to completely upending the ecosystems of the world? Unless I'm missing something, this sounds like a foolhardy and poorly-conceived idea.

But genetically modifying domesticated species to be more useful to humans? THAT I'm on board with.

I would be on board with a cat that can do laundry.


Are you rebelling, hoomin? 'Cuz I can do laundry just fine already. >.> Pft.
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Postby Galloism » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:51 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Galloism wrote:I would be on board with a cat that can do laundry.


Are you rebelling, hoomin? 'Cuz I can do laundry just fine already. >.> Pft.

To assist you, I mean. I guess we could clone you.

That might be interesting.
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Postby Grand Britannia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 5:55 pm

Long as we start with genetically engineered catgirls.
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Postby Barboneia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:03 pm

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Postby Krasny-Volny » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:09 pm

Conserative Morality wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:You want to do what now?

I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.


Well I mean this has already happened with marble foxes.

People created an entirely new species - if you can call it that - of fox through genetic manipulation.

We could probably do the same with any other animal on earth. Manipulate a few genes here and there in a male, then a female, then multiple males and females, then get them to reproduce, and viola! A new species of that animal class, with a unique set of characteristics, is born.

That's how I can see human induced diversification happening.
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Postby Khalisako » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:11 pm

Grand Britannia wrote:Long as we start with genetically engineered catgirls.

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Postby Gauthier » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:24 pm

Let's not. Genetic manipulation is how horrible things happen... like Pokémon.
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Postby Thermodolia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:35 pm

Galloism wrote:If this somehow involves people swinging plasma blades while riding giant lizard creatures, no thank you.

That sounds like Star Wars
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Postby Galloism » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:36 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
Galloism wrote:If this somehow involves people swinging plasma blades while riding giant lizard creatures, no thank you.

That sounds like Star Wars

That would be correct, yes.
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Postby New haven america » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:39 pm

Izandai wrote:
Conserative Morality wrote:I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.

That sounds like a terrible idea. Creating a bunch of new species, hyperspecialized to the environments we plan on putting them in, would wreak havok on the ecosystems of the world. Besides that, why would you want to do that?

Because it's a cool/fun idea?
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Postby Thermodolia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:42 pm

Galloism wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:That sounds like Star Wars

That would be correct, yes.

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Postby Izandai » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:44 pm

New haven america wrote:
Izandai wrote:That sounds like a terrible idea. Creating a bunch of new species, hyperspecialized to the environments we plan on putting them in, would wreak havok on the ecosystems of the world. Besides that, why would you want to do that?

Because it's a cool/fun idea?

If you wanna make a cool new pet or something to put in a zoo, more power too you, I guess (just make sure they're sterile). But Conserative Morality said:
Conserative Morality wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:You want to do what now?

I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.

Which sounds like a desire to introduce a bunch of new, invented species to Earth's ecosystems, which is a terrible idea.
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Postby Anollasia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:47 pm

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Postby Petrokovia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Gauthier wrote:Let's not. Genetic manipulation is how horrible things happen... like Pokémon.

Let's start by genetically modifying honey badgers to grow up to 6 ft tall and shoot fire out of the back of their necks.

I've always wanted a Typhlosion.
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Postby New haven america » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:52 pm

Izandai wrote:
New haven america wrote:Because it's a cool/fun idea?

If you wanna make a cool new pet or something to put in a zoo, more power too you, I guess (just make sure they're sterile). But Conserative Morality said:
Conserative Morality wrote:I want humanity to create the next great diversification of species on planet earth.

Which sounds like a desire to introduce a bunch of new, invented species to Earth's ecosystems, which is a terrible idea.

Just because something sounds terrible doesn't mean it can't be fun. *Nod*
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Postby Thermodolia » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:55 pm

New haven america wrote:
Izandai wrote:If you wanna make a cool new pet or something to put in a zoo, more power too you, I guess (just make sure they're sterile). But Conserative Morality said:

Which sounds like a desire to introduce a bunch of new, invented species to Earth's ecosystems, which is a terrible idea.

Just because something sounds terrible doesn't mean it can't be fun. *Nod*

Yes blowing up planets with a Death Star sounds terrible but would be most exhilarating
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Postby New haven america » Fri Mar 24, 2017 6:56 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
New haven america wrote:Just because something sounds terrible doesn't mean it can't be fun. *Nod*

Yes blowing up planets with a Death Star sounds terrible but would be most exhilarating

Exactly.

See, you get it.
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Postby Krasny-Volny » Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:02 pm

Thermodolia wrote:
New haven america wrote:Just because something sounds terrible doesn't mean it can't be fun. *Nod*

Yes blowing up planets with a Death Star sounds terrible but would be most exhilarating


It's not as exhilarating if you miss. And then takes thirteen hours to recharge. :p
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