Bottle wrote:Knowing more about sex was one of the main reasons I waited so long to have it. My parents were always distressingly frank about sex.
Examples include:
My mother helpfully informed me that most girls get at least a minor yeast infection after the first time they have sex, and this used to be called "honeymooner's disease" because of all the girls who'd feel a burning when they peed after their wedding night.
My father made a point to remind me that prompt clean-up of bodily fluids is important not only to prevent stains, but also to prevent uncomfortable sticking and pulling on pubic hairs.
Mom told me that orgasms can help with menstrual cramps. (Which is true, but talking about one's period AND orgasms, at the same time, with one's mother, is a nightmare for a 13 year old.)
Dad reassured me that it's not possible for a guy to pee in you during sex. But then thoughtfully amended that it IS possible for the guy to fart.
And so on.
And now this has put me off sex.