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Alternate Britain
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Million (insert currency here) but

Postby Alternate Britain » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:02 pm

Based on the rooster teeth web series Million Dollars But

A scenario must be presented where you receive a million of whatever currency is stated BUT there is a consequence E.G a million pounds but every month for the rest of your life a miniature version of yourself is born that completes it's life and dies in two days. The next commenter must state if they would take the offer. They must then create their own scenario. You can ask as many questions about the scenario as you like

First scenario. A million pounds but you can never use it

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Alternate Britain
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Clarification

Postby Alternate Britain » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:14 pm

To clarify you have the million pounds and people know that. You just cannot spend any of it.

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Multiversal Venn-Copard
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Postby Multiversal Venn-Copard » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:31 pm

Unless giving it away (to friends or charity) doesn't count as "using" it, no. What would be the point?

A million yen (~$9000), but you can't speak between the hours of sunset and sunrise for the next year.
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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sat Feb 25, 2017 12:39 pm

No deal. That just sounds painful (not physically obviously).

A million euros (1056150 US dollars) but you have to scream at the top of your voice for an amount of time relating to how much you spent (1 euro is 1 second) whenever you use some.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:06 pm

If you bought something online you would still have to do it by the way.

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Leonorian Federation
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Postby Leonorian Federation » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:13 pm

Alternate Britain wrote:No deal. That just sounds painful (not physically obviously).

A million euros (1056150 US dollars) but you have to scream at the top of your voice for an amount of time relating to how much you spent (1 euro is 1 second) whenever you use some.

Just spending small amounts each time, it would be possible. Maybe a bit embarrassing, though, but I mean .... a million XD

A million Korun Leonorských (roughly 1.2 million NS$) but you have to emigrate to a country at least 5,000 miles from your home, change your identity, and are not allowed to have any contact to your family or friends.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sat Feb 25, 2017 2:20 pm

No, I wouldn't do that.

A million pounds but if you ever spend more than £100 at a time you lose everything you own.

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Windows Seven
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Postby Windows Seven » Sat Feb 25, 2017 6:13 pm

A million windows coins but you must use Windows 7. No upgrading beyond that point.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:01 am

No deal. On Windows 7 that means nothing and as much as I love it I would rather have a choice.

A million Danish Krone (142065.64 US dollars) but whenever you see a candle you MUST light it. If it is already lit by somebody other than you than you MUST blow it out and light it again.

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Tasimah
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Postby Tasimah » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:21 am

No, seems like hard work and dangerous especially if you're at a candle store.

One million Malaysian ringgit (USD225,225) but you have to kill a person every single month.
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Piste-Land
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Postby Piste-Land » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:26 am

No deal.

One million Singapore dollars (USD 711,794.53) but you go to Singapore and you have to eat durians with every meal.
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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 1:54 am

No deal

A million pounds AND the best dog in the world. This dog can talk and will live as long as you live. However nobody else can see or hear it. If you purposefully ignore it it will lose the ability to talk and eventually die.

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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:32 am

By the way this also applies to objects attached to the dog. E.G If it was on a lead nobody else could see or touch the lead.

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Republic Of Brunei Darussalam
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Postby Republic Of Brunei Darussalam » Sun Feb 26, 2017 5:37 am

Deal, a talking dog though. I'm muslim but i know what am i supposed to do if i get touched by it or get touched.

A million Bruneian dollars (USD 711,794.53) but when you go to Singapore, you can't spend it for alcohol.(Yes, IRL you can use Bruneian money in Singapore and vice versa)
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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:28 am

Deal

A million pence (£10000) but you have to run out onto a street and scream about the end of the world to get it.

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:40 am

Deal. I will run out onto an empty street in ghost town and scream about the end of the world.

Million dollars, but you will have to fight a bull on Corrida as a matador.
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For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Cochon rouge" crate of jerky. 50% discount.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:43 am

Heck no. That's just dangerous.

Million pounds AND a new house you HAVE to live in. However the house is made of the money meaning whenever you spend some you must remove part of your house.

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Kingdoms of Cal
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Postby Kingdoms of Cal » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:51 am

Alternate Britain wrote:Heck no. That's just dangerous.

Million pounds AND a new house you HAVE to live in. However the house is made of the money meaning whenever you spend some you must remove part of your house.


Deal, replace the money with bricks...better building material. Heck I would spend it quick.

You have a million quid, but you have to have noodles as part of every meal,
Warning thar be furries!

Talk to us and normalises things by setting up an embassy

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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:54 am

That doesn't sound too bad. Deal

A million pounds but 5 years come off your life.

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Feb 26, 2017 8:55 am

Agree. I will add noodles to every meal. But no one said, that I will actually have to eat that part...

Ninjad'
Deal. Gonna use them to increase lifespan by 5 years again and spend the rest.

One million Zimbabwean dollars. But you will have to buy a rifle for them.
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Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Cochon rouge" crate of jerky. 50% discount.

Refreshing News: Weird sights of puritan, theocratic lifestyle in mirrors instead of reflections are reported im many places across Skyhooked. Last sights are registred in: Capitol, Underground lab, trade outpost Tekkalki and Hub.Inc headquarters. Scientists are now investigating the nature of the anomaly./ We attempt to establish trade withTURTLESHROOM II.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:05 am

No deal

Million pounds but you have to restart your life

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Skyhooked
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Postby Skyhooked » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:21 am

Deal. Gonna fix all those mistakes I've done in past.

One million ancient golden coins. They are totally legal for you.
To earn them you will have to finish Doom 2 on a Nightmare. And if you die there, you will have to start from the beginning.
Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Cochon rouge" crate of jerky. 50% discount.

Refreshing News: Weird sights of puritan, theocratic lifestyle in mirrors instead of reflections are reported im many places across Skyhooked. Last sights are registred in: Capitol, Underground lab, trade outpost Tekkalki and Hub.Inc headquarters. Scientists are now investigating the nature of the anomaly./ We attempt to establish trade withTURTLESHROOM II.

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Alternate Britain
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:40 am

Do I have to continually do it until I win, or can I take breaks in between?

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Valgora
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Postby Valgora » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:41 am

Skyhooked wrote:Deal. Gonna fix all those mistakes I've done in past.

One million ancient golden coins. They are totally legal for you.
To earn them you will have to finish Doom 2 on a Nightmare. And if you die there, you will have to start from the beginning.



Deal, as long as I can play on lesser difficulties to practice.

1 million Icelandic Krónur ($9187.02 USD) but you can never drive faster than the speed limit, you must always drive 20 miles below it.
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Postby Alternate Britain » Sun Feb 26, 2017 9:46 am

Deal

A million pounds but whenever you think something negative about a person you must say it.

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