Title:
In Space, No One Can Hear You Complain
Description:
In a shocking turn of events, the normally secretive East Lebuckte Space Program proposed working with the @@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@ Aeronautics and Space Administration to create a jointly-operated space station, called the Multinational Space Station, or MSS. Your advisors have concluded that a space station could provide @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@ASA with valuable scientific data and advance their exploratory efforts, but @@NAME@@ and East Lebuckte have had shaky relations for some time.
Validity:
Valid for all nations with a space program
[option]"Comrade @@LEADER@@, there is no reason not to trust us," comments @@RANDOMNAME@@, the East Lebucktese representative, while discreetly placing a listening device under your office plant. "Our proposal would launch @@NAME@@'s space program to new heights while setting a glorious example of friendship between our two great motherlands. We're ready to launch the 'Spyonya' module, so just hurry up and agree to build the station already."
[effect]The fastest way to @@NAME@@'s secrets is through its space agency
[stats]Scientific Advancement increases significantly, Corruption increases, Taxation increases significantly, Averageness increases
[option]"A jointly-operated space station might be one small step for international cooperation, but a space station of our own would be a giant leap for "@@DENONYMADJECTIVE@@kind," declares @@DEMONYMADJECTIVE@@ astronaut Hum Legstrong, who has arrived wearing a space suit for reasons you cannot fathom. "All we need to do is repurpose some leftover parts from the last few spaceship programs. Fuel tank? Bam, crew quarters! Spy Satellite? Bam, space telescope! We'll get all the sciencey goodness for a low, low price, and we won't have to trust those shady East Lebucktese--or anyone else!"
[effect]@@NAME@@'s new Mylab space station is notorious for being the loneliest place above the Earth.
[stats]Taxation decreases slightly, Scientific Advancement increases slightly,
[option]"Space mall. We need to build a space mall," announces Melon Husk, the hyperactive CEO of private spaceflight company Space@@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@. "Everyone loves space. Everyone loves malls. Think how much profit could be made if we combine the two! Throw some @@CURRENCY@@s in our direction and you'll have space-customers buying space-goods by the end of the space-decade! At least, provided our rocket doesn't explode on the launchpad again."
[effect]Violent explosions are considered key elements in the process of trial and error
[stats]Economy increases, Economic Freedom increases, Safety decreases, Wealth Gaps increase, "Space Shuttle Mishap" added to death causes, Taxation increases
[option validity]Nation must have private industry and have picked options 1 or 3 of #574
[option]"A space station? Really?" remarks @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, an unpopular and pessimistic politician, as he chews on a piece of Suborbit-brand gum. "Those nerds may act satisfied, but they'll just be begging for more funding next week. Take a page from Maxtopia: slash @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@ASA's budget. We might get less of that "science" thing, but who cares? No one, because they'll be too busy enjoying the tax cut."
[effect]@@NAME@@'s space program barely has enough money to pay its electrical bills
[stats]Scientific Advancement decreases significantly, Taxation decreases, Cheerfulness decreases, Freedom from Taxation increases, Government Size decreases, Ignorance increases, Intelligence decreases, Corruption increases, Political Apathy increases, Averageness increases, nation is no longer flagged as having a space program
[option validity]Nation must have private industry
[option]"A space station? Really?" remarks @@RANDOMMALENAME@@, an unpopular and pessimistic politician, as he scratches his nose with a model of @@NAME@@'s first satellite. "Those nerds may act satisfied, but they'll just be begging for more funding next week. Take a page from Maxtopia: slash @@DEMONYMADJECTIVEINITIALS@@ASA's budget. We might get less of that "science" thing, but who cares? No one, because they'll be too busy enjoying the tax cut."
[effect]@@NAME@@'s space program barely has enough money to pay its electrical bills
[stats]Scientific Advancement decreases significantly, Taxation decreases, Cheerfulness decreases, Freedom from Taxation increases, Government Size decreases, Ignorance increases, Intelligence decreases, Corruption increases, Political Apathy increases, Averageness increases, nation is no longer flagged as having a space program
[option validity]Nation does not have private industry