While you rested in your cradle of power, believing your position of authority and standing was safe... and protected.
You thought you were destined to lead the Paradox thread and usurp that which does not belong to you...You assumed no force could challenge you!
But now... finally... i have returned. And now Idaho, at the end do you finally see your fol-
"Sir you are facing a wall...."
The chair is broken i cant turn around, halp.
*Gets pushed back around to face the denizens of the thread and dons black robe*
Much better, now at the end do you finally see your folly, you cant stand before the Dark Side of the force! Once more the Sith shall rule the Gala-
"Sir thats Star Wars"
Oh right, ahem, Now at the end do you finally see your Folly Idaho, your power is insignificant before the power of the Huskar Side! Once more the Huskarites shall rule the Paradox thread! And we shall have... peace. Through superior firepower and bread making skills! Any last words before your demise?
"My memes are be-
Go sit in the damned naughty corner! Your memes are bad and you should feel bad you little rebellious fool! And Bralia you are exiled for a week, so take care love, Apprentice Herargon, see to it. And by see to it just exile her, dont cut her head off.
*Spins in chair lighting Idaho and cackles madly to himself for he has the lunatic trait*
Okay now to the actual op and the serious stuff lest the mods deliver their holy wrath upon mine head
WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF THE PARADOX THREAD!
Hello everyone and welcome back to the Paradox games thread, ny name is Huskar im your OP taking over from Bralia, this is the second time ive OP'd this thread. This is the sixth iteration, and this is the place to talk about all things related to Paradox Interactive, both games developed such as CK2, EU4, HOI4, Victoria 2 etc, and others that they just published such as Mount and Blade etc. Keep it civil, generate good and positive discussion about what you do in these games, share screenshots and stories of awesome or horrible things that you have done and if you need help with anything just ask, we might be murderous lunatics, but we are helpful ones at that.
We have Karlings! Abbasids! Barathetons! Targaryens! Stalinists! Trotskyists! Nazi's! Clergy men! Labourers! Soldiers! Collectivists! Democratic Crusaders! Fanatical Purifiers! Despicable Neutrals! And many more! Even those bastard extra-dimensional horrors that eat everything! I see you lurking in the back you blue bastards! I will avenge the sol legion!
From the last iteration, a list of the community's favourite mods, paradox forum and support links and other assorted goodies such as past thread titles which are a joy to read through and more shall be added as this thread goes on, both titles, links etc :
Rise of Sexy Poland
Fusang is best Ang
I present to you - Squidcest
One Word - Genocide
Don't Check for Sex
Strongest argument for incest I've seen
Castrate the bugger
This game hates Jews
Square Memel will live on
THEOCRATIC BEAR DLC CONFIRMED
The Sheepbuggers have risen
Watch Huskar Love The French Navy
Conquer Scandinavia. Kill God.
Only Polan can save us from landing bears
Our allies are Colombia, Japan and ISIL.
Happy birthday, master castrator.
Rage crying intensifies.
>Error. Out of Quotes.
Jews are friends with benefits
Can we at least castrate him?
Do Jews get the castration option?
Is being evil a valid cacus belli?
You dont vote for Kings
Now with 200% more xenocide
Altito Asmoro does not understand EU4
Pants simultaneously hitting the floor
Fair and unbiased Polling
Just wana have fun, murder the Duke of Leon
Thou Scullion of Babylon
All's Wales that ends Wales
Covertly infiltrating Reatra
The Lesbarchy rises
Eat him for Éire!
The HREmperor Strikes Back
Quivering Pile of Heresy
Make Space Great Again
A Truly Milky Way
Our Finest Hour
Smother Them In Their Cribs
Embrace The Potato
Copt A Feel
Can't Kill These Children Fast Enough
Who Murdered The Pope?
Spectre of Space Trotskyism
A Paradox Message: Go Vote. Don't Elect A 0/0/0 Leader
Sometimes, Evil Wins
Let's Talk About Sects
Cousins Were Sexier Back Then
Help! They're Coming For Me!
My Wine Tastes Funny . . .
This balcony doesn't see-----WAAAAGH
Oh baby! I love you so---*heart attack*
Return of the Huskar
Filleting Children with a Spoon
Ulm, Ulm all the time
THREE FRIES SHORT OF A HAPPY MEAL WACKO!
Pure Vinegar of a Hungarian persuasion
Pure Glory of a Hungarian persuasion
Bordergore, bordergore never changes
Satanic decadence doesn't sound so bad now
Europa Universalis IV:
Crusader Kings II:
Hearts of Iron IV:
Useful Links for Finished Games:
Hearts of Iron 3 General Forums
Heart of Iron 3 User Mods
Victoria 2 General Forums
Victoria 2 User Mods
Crusader Kings 2 -
Game of Thrones
After the End
When the World Stopped Making Sense
Europa Universalis IV -
Hearts of Iron 3 -
Hearts of Iron 4 -
The Great War
Emperor of the World
New World Order
Enhanced Peace Conference AI
Songs of the Soviet Union
Strategic View Adjustments
Victoria 2 -
Pop Demand Mod
Historical Project Mod
No Outpost Influence Maintenance
Interstellar Music Mod
Beautiful Universe 2.0
Sol System Expanded
More Events Mod
Ethic and Government Rebuild
2nd Poll: "Favourite Paradox game" 6th-8th Jan: Tied between CK2 and EU4 for overall favourite
3rd Poll: "Favourite Time period" (General Interest poll) 8th-15th Jan: Contemporary Period (20th Century - 21st Century, HOI, Darkest Hour) was the overall favourite
4th Poll: Seven Sins (CK2 Poll) 15th-20th Jan: Most prominent sin amongst the community was "Lustful", and most people had between 1-3 deadly sins in total
5th Poll: Seven Virtues (CK2 Poll) 20th Jan- 29th January: Most Prominent virtue amongst the community was "Kind", and most people had between 1-3 virtues in total
6th Poll: REDACTED 29th January-29th January -We do no speak of this one-
7th Poll: Favourite Economic system? 29th January-5th February (recommended by Bralia): Victoria 2 has been voted as having the best economic system.
8th Poll: Best way to deal with Prisoners in CK2? 5th February-14th February: The most voted for option was to ransom or banish prisoners, it seems people like the mula that can be made from it
9th Poll: Best Ethic(s) in Stellaris? February 14th-21st February: The top three voted for ethics were: Militarist, Collectivist and Materialist
10th Poll: Which Leviathan do you fear the most in Stellaris? 21st February-26th February People were most afeared of the Dimensional Horror master witcher
11th Poll: Best HRE nation in EU4? 26 February-6th March (recommended by Altito) Ulm was the most voted for Option by the thread, it reigns supreme across all germania!
12th Poll: Favourite Faction in HOI4? 6th March-13th March: A tie between the Axis Powers and Comintern (anyone who voted for the former get into the back of this unmarked truck now, its a uh... field trip... yes.)
13th Poll: What is your opinion of the new CK2 expansion Monks and Mystics? 13th March-19th March: Most people liked the expansion, or didnt have the expansion, and were divided on whether or not they would get it in the future
14th Poll: Which upcoming expansion are you looking forward to the most? 19th March-26th March: Utopia was the expansion people were looking forward to the most.
15th Poll: Who is the Truest and most supreme comrade of them all? (HOI4 Soviet Leader poll) Trotsky was the most voted for option and the TRUE option, everyone else, go the gulag.
16th Poll: Favourite CK2 start date: Early Middle Ages was the most voted for option (Ragnar is disappointed)
17t Poll: What is your opinion on the new Stellaris expansion Utopia? Most people want a two Human Burgers, a Human Burger large, a Yondarim with extra dip, a Blorg sandwich, two Scyldari Meals, one with cheese, and a large Hisma Soda. And most people also liked it.
18th Poll: What is your Opinion on the new EU4 expansion, Mandate of Heaven?Most people wanted 我会有两个9号，9号大号，6号，额外下沉，7号，两个45，一个与奶酪和一个大苏打 or they dont have it, those that do generally like it a lot.