Should Trump be Crowned as Emperor?

[Infected Mushroom]

He should be crowned Lord of the Seven Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm. Its time for Change in the USA.

[Dushan]

My face when:

Maybe the conversion camp will have faster internet~

tfw you can still remember the Time of DialUp Internet and creepy Modem Sounds.

V A P O R W A V E

[The Gamindustrian Union]

Give him a long-ass title while you do so:

His Imperial Excellency, President, King and Emperor of the United States of America and Her Dependencies, Tsar of All the American Russias, General of the Armies of the United States, Admiral of the Navy and General of the Air Force Donald John Trump, MOH, LOM, GS, PH, Conqueror of the Western Empire on Earth in General and the United States of America in Particular

Of course, despite his ranks, George Washington will still outrank him. After all.

Doesn't go far enough.
We need a new Trump calendar to memorialize the Age of his Reign. And I'm not talking a sissified thing like the Julian calendar was taking over from Gregorian. No. I'm talking full French Revolution style, rename-the-months, change-fucking-everything, NEW CALENDAR.

Our money will have to change too, obviously. Benjamin Franklin? Pfft. More like Benjamin Pepe.
Measurements? Out with the old-Imperial system with its inches and feet and such, in with the new-Imperial system with it's Trump-hands (which shall be the LARGEST MEASUREMENT ALLOWED).
Colors? Red, white and blue are symbolic and moving, but I think we can all agree that what the American flag needs is more orange...And a comb-over.

In that case, make Donald Trump become Generalissimus of the Army, Admiralissimus of the Navy, Generalissimus of the Marine Corps, Generalissimus of the Air Force and Admiralissimus of the Coast Guard instead, that he may outrank George Washington.

And make those ranks 8-star, that no one shall ever outrank him.

[Senkaku]

My face when:

Maybe the conversion camp will have faster internet~

I'd turn myself in if that were true tbqh, my Internet at home and especially at school is fucking infuriating

Give him a long-ass title while you do so:

His Imperial Excellency, President, King and Emperor of the United States of America and Her Dependencies, Tsar of All the American Russias, General of the Armies of the United States, Admiral of the Navy and General of the Air Force Donald John Trump, MOH, LOM, GS, PH, Conqueror of the Western Empire on Earth in General and the United States of America in Particular

Of course, despite his ranks, George Washington will still outrank him. After all.

Doesn't go far enough.
We need a new Trump calendar to memorialize the Age of his Reign. And I'm not talking a sissified thing like the Julian calendar was taking over from Gregorian. No. I'm talking full French Revolution style, rename-the-months, change-fucking-everything, NEW CALENDAR.

Our money will have to change too, obviously. Benjamin Franklin? Pfft. More like Benjamin Pepe.
Measurements? Out with the old-Imperial system with its inches and feet and such, in with the new-Imperial system with it's Trump-hands (which shall be the LARGEST MEASUREMENT ALLOWED).
Colors? Red, white and blue are symbolic and moving, but I think we can all agree that what the American flag needs is more orange...And a comb-over.

The new American flag shall be the same as the arms of House Trump- a golden wig rampant on an orange field. And our motto will become his House's immortal, stirring words: "grab 'em by the pussy"

One of the great strengths of the USA is that it has, for 250 years or so, had a very strong tradition of the peaceful and lawful transfer of power. You've had elections during wars, both abroad and at home; elections during crises foreign and domestic. Every four years, like clockwork, you have greased the wheels of your democracy. But you cannot make America "great again" by destroying the very foundations of what makes it great. You cannot claim to want to strengthen America if your idea of "strengthening" the Republic looks a lot like destroying it.

No to emperors. Sic semper tyrannis.

THIS ONE OVER HERE REQUIRES A WHIFF OF GRAPESHOT

I'm guessing "grapeshot" under a Trump administration would probably just be a lot of free cocaine

[Fenexia and holochrome]

Maybe the conversion camp will have faster internet~

I'd turn myself in if that were true tbqh, my Internet at home and especially at school is fucking infuriating

I'd commit war crimes to get anything above 1 Mbps

[Federation of Timelords]

Now I understand why Sid Meier didn't have Emperor Trump represent America in Civilization VI, because you would be constantly winning. You'd win so much that you would get tired of winning.

[Free Rhenish States]

Give him a long-ass title while you do so:

His Imperial Excellency, President, King and Emperor of the United States of America and Her Dependencies, Tsar of All the American Russias, General of the Armies of the United States, Admiral of the Navy and General of the Air Force Donald John Trump, MOH, LOM, GS, PH, Conqueror of the Western Empire on Earth in General and the United States of America in Particular

Of course, despite his ranks, George Washington will still outrank him. After all.

What´s "MOH, LOM, GS, PH"?

[New Chalcedon]

Yes.

Th electoral college will be replaced by electoral princes, they will initiate royal marriages with the Trump family and only pick candidates from among the offspring.

....How'd that go for the Habsburgs?



By all means, let's have an aristocracy - and let's even have it inbreed!

[Community Values]

Yes, but only if Norton is recognized as the first Emperor of America and Lord Protector of the Imperial Territory of Mexico.

[PaNTuXIa]

YES.

[Danceria]

Yes, but only if Norton is recognized as the first Emperor of America and Lord Protector of the Imperial Territory of Mexico.

Fair 'nuff.

But in order to be Autocrat of the Russians (and also hopeful more bro-points with да Putin), we need to hitch him or his decedents with one of the Romanovs...assuming there are any left and assuming they are not oughtright pansies.

[USS Monitor]

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