Ram's Head Saloon [Mod-Sanctioned C/CLT]

[Dalvius]

Wuffer sighed. "Looks like I've got to strike out on my own..."

Jay pasued before asking once more "May I ask...why?"

"I think Henry and his pups can join your pack. They're all three quarters wolf."

"..." he paused for a long while.
"When I drank the liquor Tezcatlipoca gave me I did...many immoral deeds while I was drunk. I even...bedded a virgin priestess..." he covered his face in shame. "I hurt people...so I couldn't stay. You know the rest of the story, I burned myself alive, my heart became the morning star and then I sailed away on a raft of snakes to the west. But coming to think of it...the worst thing I ever did was leave her behind."

Yeah, manly man mode!

[Third Kingdom]

Rolls around on the floor with a bottle of liquor.

[Danceria]

Wuffer sighed. "Looks like I've got to strike out on my own..."

Jay pasued before asking once more "May I ask...why?"

"I think Henry and his pups can join your pack. They're all three quarters wolf."

"..." he paused for a long while.
"When I drank the liquor Tezcatlipoca gave me I did...many immoral deeds while I was drunk. I even...bedded a virgin priestess..." he covered his face in shame. "I hurt people...so I couldn't stay. You know the rest of the story, I burned myself alive, my heart became the morning star and then I sailed away on a raft of snakes to the west."

"Yeah...but ultimately I need...a she-wolf."

Jay blinked deadpannedly "Boy, what the hell was in that booze that Tezcalitpoca-whatsit brewed up? Raft of snakes...?" the personification sighed "But in all seriousness, I'm...certain at best she will not remember you."

[Prusselanden]

"I think Henry and his pups can join your pack. They're all three quarters wolf."

"..." he paused for a long while.
"When I drank the liquor Tezcatlipoca gave me I did...many immoral deeds while I was drunk. I even...bedded a virgin priestess..." he covered his face in shame. "I hurt people...so I couldn't stay. You know the rest of the story, I burned myself alive, my heart became the morning star and then I sailed away on a raft of snakes to the west."

"Yeah...but ultimately I need...a she-wolf."

Jay blinked deadpannedly "Boy, what the hell was in that booze that Tezcalitpoca-whatsit brewed up? Raft of snakes...?" the personification sighed "But in all seriousness, I'm...certain at best she will not remember you."

"He has two female pups."

"...yeah..." he started to shake. "Back then I didn't know what to do...she didn't deserve to leave her home...I couldn't take her..."

[Danceria]

"Yeah...but ultimately I need...a she-wolf."

Jay blinked deadpannedly "Boy, what the hell was in that booze that Tezcalitpoca-whatsit brewed up? Raft of snakes...?" the personification sighed "But in all seriousness, I'm...certain at best she will not remember you."

"He has two female pups."

"...yeah..." he started to shake.

Wuffer gave her the look that said "Aw hell no!"

Jay remained calm "I hope that's just the turbulence..." he remarked mildly "I figured that a sky-god like you'd have no trouble with air travel..."

[Prusselanden]

"He has two female pups."

"...yeah..." he started to shake.

Wuffer gave her the look that said "Aw hell no!"

Jay remained calm "I hope that's just the turbulence..." he remarked mildly "I figured that a sky-god like you'd have no trouble with air travel..."

"Alright...hm...you could take over another one."

"No...not at all." he wiped his eyes and forced a smile.

[Danceria]

Wuffer gave her the look that said "Aw hell no!"

Jay remained calm "I hope that's just the turbulence..." he remarked mildly "I figured that a sky-god like you'd have no trouble with air travel..."

"Alright...hm...you could take over another one."

"No...not at all." he wiped his eyes and forced a smile.

"Know any nearby?"

"Rival sky-god out for your death...again?" Jay sighed

[Prusselanden]

"Alright...hm...you could take over another one."

"No...not at all." he wiped his eyes and forced a smile.

"Know any nearby?"

"Rival sky-god out for your death...again?" Jay sighed

"No..." she rubbed her forehead.

"Nope. He's moved on."
The plane started to descend.

[Greater Orensta]

"This is why I love you."

"Are you a Knight?" He smiled "You seem to love protecting people."

"Because I hold you?" he asked bemusedly "Or because I'm floating the bill for popcorn?"

"Yes I am!" he beamed, striking a heroic pose, banner fluttering in the breeze and resounding music playing in the background "I am the Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem of Rhodes and of Malta! I also like milkshakes." he contently explained, somehow procuring a Neapolitan milkshake from Hammerspace.

"A bit of both really."

"So cute!' He said "I wouldn't mind if we married, if you didn't mind either."

[Danceria]

"Because I hold you?" he asked bemusedly "Or because I'm floating the bill for popcorn?"

"Yes I am!" he beamed, striking a heroic pose, banner fluttering in the breeze and resounding music playing in the background "I am the Sovereign Military Hospitaller Order of Saint John of Jerusalem of Rhodes and of Malta! I also like milkshakes." he contently explained, somehow procuring a Neapolitan milkshake from Hammerspace.

"A bit of both really."

"So cute!' He said "I wouldn't mind if we married, if you didn't mind either."

Asklat smiled and laughed.

Cristoforo beamed with pride and bashfulness, until the mention of marriage sank in, and he stammered "M-m-m-m-m-maa..."

[Prusselanden]

"Can't you go back to your pack?" Fred asked, now a strapping large schnauzer.

The plane landed in Mexico.

[Greater Orensta]

"A bit of both really."

"So cute!' He said, "I wouldn't mind if we married if you didn't mind either."

Asklat smiled and laughed.

Cristoforo beamed with pride and bashfulness, until the mention of marriage sank in, and he stammered "M-m-m-m-m-maa..."

"Do you want to go to a show tonight? or can we stay in again?"

"I'm not trying to force it on you.."

[Danceria]

"Can't you go back to your pack?" Fred asked, now a strapping large schnauzer.

The plane landed in Mexico.

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

Asklat smiled and laughed.

Cristoforo beamed with pride and bashfulness, until the mention of marriage sank in, and he stammered "M-m-m-m-m-maa..."

"Do you want to go to a show tonight? or can we stay in again?"

"I'm not trying to force it on you.."

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

[Dalvius]

Asklat smiled and laughed.

Cristoforo beamed with pride and bashfulness, until the mention of marriage sank in, and he stammered "M-m-m-m-m-maa..."

"Do you want to go to a show tonight? or can we stay in again?"

"I'm not trying to force it on you.."

>just met
>one date, if that's what it was
>"I wouldn't mind if we married"

Yeah sure you aren't, Orensta.

[Prusselanden]

"Can't you go back to your pack?" Fred asked, now a strapping large schnauzer.

The plane landed in Mexico.

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

"Do you want to go to a show tonight? or can we stay in again?"

"I'm not trying to force it on you.."

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

[Greater Orensta]

"Can't you go back to your pack?" Fred asked, now a strapping large schnauzer.

The plane landed in Mexico.

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

"Do you want to go to a show tonight? or can we stay in again?"

"I'm not trying to force it on you.."

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

"Staying home!"

"But I do like you..." He smiled "and if we can get to know each other."

[Third Kingdom]

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

Where quetz would not need to pay cause of his name....

[Prusselanden]

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

Where quetz would not need to pay cause of his name....

He's a humble guy.

[Third Kingdom]

Where quetz would not need to pay cause of his name....

He's a humble guy.

Humble or not.....

[Prusselanden]

He's a humble guy.

Humble or not.....

He has a human disguise.

[Danceria]

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

He blinked. "That's actually not a bad idea..."

Jay would go forth and Aztec and Mexican themed pokemon with Spanish accents.

"I could...but then I'd be an Omega..."

Jay burst out of the plane to the flair of fitting Spanish Guitar music.

"Whatever you want..."

He sighed in relief "That's good. We just met and all..."

"Staying home!"

"But I do like you..." He smiled "and if we can get to know each other."

"Homemade popcorn sounds good..."

"Well..." Cristoforo pulled up two stools "What do ya wanna know?"

[Prusselanden]

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

He blinked. "That's actually not a bad idea..."

Jay would go forth and Aztec and Mexican themed pokemon with Spanish accents.

"Staying home!"

"But I do like you..." He smiled "and if we can get to know each other."

"Homemade popcorn sounds good..."

"Well..." Cristoforo pulled up two stools "What do ya wanna know?"

"That's mah boi!" She patted his back.

Quetz put down his bags in the room.

[Third Kingdom]

Humble or not.....

He has a human disguise.

Oh....and assuming not used his name so...nevermind.

[Greater Orensta]

"No, fight your way to the top."

Quetz got a taxi to take them to their hotel in Mexico city.

He blinked. "That's actually not a bad idea..."

Jay would go forth and Aztec and Mexican themed pokemon with Spanish accents.

"Staying home!"

"But I do like you..." He smiled "and if we can get to know each other."

"Homemade popcorn sounds good..."

"Well..." Cristoforo pulled up two stools "What do ya wanna know?"

"It does.."

"We can take turns asking questions..." He smiled "What do you want to know about me?"

[Prusselanden]

He has a human disguise.

Oh....and assuming not used his name so...nevermind.

Some Mexican boys have the same name so...