Swearing in your nation

[Kraslavia]

Job tvoyu mat
Suka blyat
Kurva mat
Kurva
Chuj
Job sia
And so on...

[Ulan-Ata]

In Ulan-Ata, swearing is quite common and generally accepted, even in media.
Most popular swear words were brought in by the people of South Slavic origin.

The classics:
Jebi ga! (literally "fuck it" – basically saying you don't care.)
Idi u kurac! or Jebi se! (same as above, but with "you")
Jebo ti pas/mačka/svet/Bog/... majku! (telling the dog/cat/world/God to have sexual intercourse with your mom.)
Ajde puši mi kurac! (an appeal to suck your dick. Fun fact: "pusiti" literally means "to smoke")
Odjebi se odavde đubre jedno! (less polite way to tell someone to go away)
Ubrzanje je nadesno pizdo jedna! (often heard on streets when someone's driving too slowly)
Jel ti neko usrao u mozak u pićku materinu! ("did someone shit into your brain?" and this is still the most harmless way)
Ma ja znam pričati srpski pederu jedan! (assuming the Ulan-Atan border patrol man in front of you must be homosexual, since he asked you for your papers in a foreign language)

Japanese in general are known for being very polite. But the Japanese in Ulan-Ata were strongly influenced by their neighbors, which led to a general less prude attitude towards frequent usage of words like konoyarou (shit), bakayarou (dumbard), bakainu (stupid dog) or kutabare (a less polite way to tell someone to kick the bucket, basically used in the same way as jebi se). However, you should not think they lost all their manners. Frequent swear word usage does not mean you can generally behave like a yob.

Ulan-Atan swearing culture is also influenced by other languages spoken in Ulan-Ata (Vietnamese, Mongolian, Hungarian). It is also common to mix languages, as in milyen egy konojáró! (what a pile of shit!) or ajde puši mi lepe tombodame i gongak! (see above – "gongak" comes from Vietnamese "con cac" meaning "dick"; "tombodama" is the Japanese word for "pearl" meaning in this case you-might-guess-what).

So, Ulan-Atans in general are extremely creative regarding swear words, which gives tourist a unique chance to extend their knowledge. But you should be careful when meeting a policeman or any other state official – some of them might feel offended. There is a twilight zone between swearing and insulting. Insulting can be expensive. Swearing in public cannot.

However, you're gonna have a lot of fun in Ulan-Ata.

[The Scientific League]

It's allowed, but viewed as uneloquent and reflective of poor verbal skills.

[Yeremania]

Swearing isn’t seen as socially acceptable in Yeremania. In fact in some cities it is actually illegal and can result in fines.

[Luziyca]

It is common in informal situations, but it's definitely frowned upon to use profane language in formal situations, or at school, or at work.

[Great Mojave]

We swear like sailors and are all the better for it. It's a sign of our supreme character.

[Subhurbia]

There is no such thing as a swear word to Suhurbians. So called swear words are sometimes used to put emphasis on something.

[Betelgeuse Alliance]

It differs quite a bit per alliance civilization, but in Betelgeusia, the founding nation of the alliance, it's not seen as a big deal. Even politicians, teachers, employers and other people in business are known to swear from time to time, even in public. We like spicing up our fucking sentences for fun! Nobody minds it as long as it's not used in any context where harm is intended.

[Apiary One]

From birth until death, Apian citizens are raised in a sterile learning environment, free from the poisons of the outside world. Therefore, anyone caught using words that are not part of the state-sanctioned vocabulary (e.g. words for freedom, religion, and immorality) will be immediately suspected of unauthorized contact with foreigners, and taken in for "purification".