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Satan Clubs, Coming To An After School Program Near You!

Postby Yumyumsuppertime » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:50 pm

SALEM, Mass. —It’s a hot summer night, and leaders of the Satanic Temple have gathered in the crimson­-walled living room of a Victorian manse in this city renowned for its witch trials in the 17th century. They’re watching a sepia-toned video, in which children dance around a maypole, a spider crawls across a clown’s face and eerie, ambient chanting gives way to a backward, demonic voice-over. The group chuckles with approval.

They’re here plotting to bring their wisdom to the nation’s public elementary school children. They point out that Christian evangelical groups already have infiltrated the lives of America’s children through after-school religious programming in public schools, and they appear determined to give young students a choice: Jesus or Satan.

“It’s critical that children understand that there are multiple perspectives on all issues, and that they have a choice in how they think,” said Doug Mesner, the Satanic Temple’s co-founder.

On Monday, the group plans to introduce its After School Satan Club to public elementary schools, including one in Prince George’s County, petitioning school officials to allow them to open immediately as the academic year starts. Chapter heads from New York, Boston, Utah and Arizona were in Salem on July 10 talking strategy, with others from Minneapolis, Detroit, San Jose, New Orleans, Pittsburgh and Florida participating online. The promotional video, which feels like a mash-up of a horror movie trailer and a “Saturday Night Live” sketch, will serve to promote the new club along with its website — Afterschoolsatan.com.

The Satanic Temple — which has been offering tongue-in-cheek support for the fallen angel in public arenas that have embraced prayer and parochial ceremonies — is bringing its fight over constitutional separation of church and state to the nation’s schools.

But the group’s plan for public schoolchildren isn’t actually about promoting worship of the devil. The Satanic Temple doesn’t espouse a belief in the existence of a supernatural being that other religions identify solemnly as Satan, or Lucifer, or Beelzebub. The Temple rejects all forms of supernaturalism and is committed to the view that scientific rationality provides the best measure of reality.

According to Mesner, who goes by the professional name of Lucien Greaves, “Satan” is just a “metaphorical construct” intended to represent the rejection of all forms of tyranny over the human mind.

The curriculum for the proposed after-school clubs emphasizes the development of reasoning and social skills. The group says meetings will include a healthful snack, literature lesson, creative learning activities, a science lesson, puzzle solving and an art project. Every child will receive a membership card and must have a signed parental­ permission slip to attend.

“We think it’s important for kids to be able to see multiple points of view, to reason things through, to have empathy and feelings of benevolence for their fellow human beings,” said the Satanic Temple’s Utah chapter head, who goes by the name Chalice Blythe.

Lucien Greaves stands outside a courthouse in Salem, Mass. (Josh Reynolds/For The Washington Post)
The emphasis on multiple perspectives is a hint pointing to the Temple’s true foe. The group at first intends to roll out the clubs in a limited number of schools in districts that also host an evangelical Christian after-school program known as the Good News Club.

Good News Clubs, which are sponsored by an organization founded in 1937 called the Child Evangelism Fellowship (CEF), aim to reach children as young as 5 with a fundamentalist form of evangelical Christianity. For most of their history, Good News Clubs were largely excluded from public schools out of concern that their presence would violate the Constitution.

In 2001, in a case that commanded the resources of powerful legal advocacy groups on the religious right, including the Alliance Defending Freedom and the Liberty Counsel, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled that to exclude an after-school program on account of the religious views of its sponsors amounted to a violation of free-speech rights. The CEF then went on a tear, and by 2011, it reported 3,560 Good News Clubs, putting them in more than 5 percent of the nation’s public elementary schools.

The Satanic Temple makes no secret of its desire to use that same approach.


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As with most things done by the atheistic branch of Satanism, this seems to be a mixture of trolling and sincerity. I'm certainly supportive of their right to do so, and absolutely agree with the idea that more rationality and skepticism can be a positive in life. However, I have my doubts that these programs will prove to be especially popular on an elementary school level due to the general antipathy towards Satanism and Satanists even by most non-Christians, and I suspect that any child who did join might be in for isolation and bullying on the playground.

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Postby MERIZoC » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:52 pm

In Salem, no less.

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Postby Great Feng » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:55 pm

Though I'm Socially Liberal and thus reluctantly have to allow this...I can't say I approve of it. In fact I really have a Christian urge to BURN THE WITCH!
But...I have to begrudgingly follow the Constitution and my views and allow this. Some of my past GF's were Satanists(The atheistic kind)...
So...
Kinda stuck on the fence about this, unable to take one side or the other.
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Postby Benuty » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:56 pm

Merizoc wrote:In Salem, no less.

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Not as disrespectful as the edgelords who dress up as witches, and mock the victims
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Postby Xadufell » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:57 pm

This is why parents need to beat their kids.

Because they grow up and do stupid stuff like this.
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Postby Reploid Productions » Mon Aug 01, 2016 5:59 pm

If they allow Good News clubs, then they gotta allow clubs of all faiths. Thumbs up to the Satanists on this one! Either they're ALL allowed, or NONE of them are allowed!
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Please tell me the video is has this as background music...
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Postby Benuty » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:00 pm

Great Feng wrote:Though I'm Socially Liberal and thus reluctantly have to allow this...I can't say I approve of it. In fact I really have a Christian urge to BURN THE WITCH!
But...I have to begrudgingly follow the Constitution and my views and allow this. Some of my past GF's were Satanists(The atheistic kind)...
So...
Kinda stuck on the fence about this, unable to take one side or the other.

So is burn the witch the new safe word amongst the inquisition styled sex clubs?

I went to one of those once. Let me just say the place was on fire. No really it was on fire from some kinky bastard whose fetish was to be lit on fire in the center of a faggot (bundle of sticks).

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Postby Benuty » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:01 pm

Reploid Productions wrote:If they allow Good News clubs, then they gotta allow clubs of all faiths. Thumbs up to the Satanists on this one! Either they're ALL allowed, or NONE of them are allowed!

I will have you know the good knews club was actually a front for Neo Nazis in one school.

Pretty funny too.
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Postby Godular » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:01 pm

Spiff. Considering those 'Good News Clubs' are every bit as bullshit, I'm fine with the Satanic Temple popping in to do their good duty making it so that those religiously minded types go with the 'Well, if we don't want them to do it, we'll just have to make it so NOBODY can...' option.

It's worked out pretty well so far.
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Xadufell wrote:This is why parents need to beat their kids.

Because they grow up and do stupid stuff like this.

Teach children about rationality? Fight for the separation of church and state? Use silly names?
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Godular wrote:Spiff. Considering those 'Good News Clubs' are every bit as bullshit, I'm fine with the Satanic Temple popping in to do their good duty making it so that those religiously minded types go with the 'Well, if we don't want them to do it, we'll just have to make it so NOBODY can...' option.

It's worked out pretty well so far.

What do you know of it?

The battle over souls is very real. In fact I have fought both Anglo-saxon Jesus, and business man Satan to bring souls to the Canaanite gods in a chess match
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Man, when I was in school, dorks like me joined the chess club.
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Postby Benuty » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:04 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Xadufell wrote:This is why parents need to beat their kids.

Because they grow up and do stupid stuff like this.

Teach children about rationality? Fight for the separation of church and state? Use silly names?

I can see the rationale for beating your kids who give your grandkids silly names.
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Benuty wrote:
Godular wrote:Spiff. Considering those 'Good News Clubs' are every bit as bullshit, I'm fine with the Satanic Temple popping in to do their good duty making it so that those religiously minded types go with the 'Well, if we don't want them to do it, we'll just have to make it so NOBODY can...' option.

It's worked out pretty well so far.

What do you know of it?

The battle over souls is very real. In fact I have fought both Anglo-saxon Jesus, and business man Satan to bring souls to the Canaanite gods in a chess match


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Postby Cuprum » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:05 pm

I wanna see in their future curriculum vitae... Member and manager of a satanic club in school years.

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Postby Benuty » Mon Aug 01, 2016 6:05 pm

Darjihad wrote:Man, when I was in school, dorks like me joined the chess club.

People are a lot more masochistic these days.

All these clubs are secretely hard core rave spots obviously. Teenagers are obviously doing something.
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This oughta be fun.
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