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Singaporean Transhumans
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Founded: Dec 31, 2014
Ex-Nation

Your Tourist's Review of the Above Nation (6)

Postby Singaporean Transhumans » Wed Jul 20, 2016 11:06 pm

I've confirmed no one else has made the 6th thread, so here we go.

Basically, you post a tourist's review of the above nation. A citizen of your nation goes to the AN, what do they have to say about it? What was their experience there like?

Please put actual effort into your posts, they can be witty or detailed, but saying things like 'it sucked' are poor excuses of 'reviews' and should be avoided at all costs.

Begin!
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SYNCRETIC COMBINE - SINKRETIČKE KOMBINAT
Factbook - Trobojka
JEDNOM ZAUVEK - ARMIJA SINKOMSKA

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Ameriganastan
Post Czar
 
Posts: 35959
Founded: Jul 01, 2008
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Ameriganastan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:04 am

"What's wrong with the cops here? I saw someone jaywalking, and he didn't get dragged behind a dumpster to have his ankles broken!"
-Vacationing Ameriganastan police officer.
Force of nature.
The Ameri Train.
The Ameri song
Tsundere Ameri.
HulkAmeri
Ameri goes to court.
Wisconsin9 wrote:A good rule of thumb is that if it exists and isn't Fluttershy, Ameri hates it.

Universal Constant
Edward Richtofen wrote:Ameri's so tough that he criticized an Insane Asylum and was promptly let out

Ameri does the impossible.
Fire the Ameri.
Sinovet wrote:Ameri's like Honey badger. He don't give a fuck.

Krazakistan wrote: He is a force of negativity for the sake of negativity
Sinovet wrote:First rule of Ameri. Don't tell him what he can and cannot criticize.
Second rule of Ameri. Do NOT tell him what he can and cannot criticize.
Third rule of Ameri. DO NOT tell him what he CAN and CANNOT CRITISIZE.

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Fallen Britannia
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Posts: 7
Founded: Jun 12, 2016
Capitalist Paradise

Postby Fallen Britannia » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:09 am

'The bloody bobbies there are unbearable. John loitered for a few bloody seconds and they tried to break his bloody legs. My mates and me throw them into the sea and set sail. Don't bloody go there.'
-A zailor
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The Unitied Kingdoms of Britannia in the Fallen London and Sunless Sea universe.
According to F7, our medics without guns are more terrifying than the dreadnoughts, drake mages, rage mummies that feel no pain, or the griffin snipers. Plague doctors get no love.
The Fallen in our name does not refer to the fall of the British Empire, it refers to London falling a mile down into the Earth into a world where people naturally come back to life, talking rats and cats, have Hell as neighbors, many deadly zee monsters, and more.

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Skyhooked
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Posts: 2041
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:09 am

"My last challenge is to save the tourist from the police station. And I will be finally a full Freeloader agent." - Freeloaders recruit

Ninjad "Well... a funny place. But too dark. I stepped on three rats before I even could get to the toilet." -Tourist
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Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Oprichnik" 7.62 cal, bullpup, full-auto assault rifle. 45% discount!

Refreshing News: A man, wearing cat costume broke into the kindergarten and started throwing dead rats at kids before was apprehended by adult personell. He was identified as George Bertolini, who recently escaped mental asylum./ "Roberto motors" announces a new, cheaper nuclear powered car.

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The Republic of Pantalleria
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Posts: 5472
Founded: Aug 23, 2012
Anarchy

Postby The Republic of Pantalleria » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:29 am

Skyhooked wrote:"My last challenge is to save the tourist from the police station. And I will be finally a full Freeloader agent." - Freeloaders recruit

Ninjad "Well... a funny place. But too dark. I stepped on three rats before I even could get to the toilet." -Tourist

Due to their implementation of economic depravity policies, this Bureau maintains the current ban on all direct travel between our two states until the situation is rectified.
The Pantallerian Bureau of Tourism
The Pantallerian Economy and Other Details

The Pantallerian Bureau of Tourism: Treading on maggots since we got our magnificent go go boots.

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Mugledome
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Posts: 20
Founded: May 08, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby Mugledome » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:34 am

"The most snobbish country i've ever been in"
This Nation is a parody nation of N.K. Stouffer's awful book The Legend of Rah and the Muggles, and my goal is to represent as close as possible how their land (or rather,Marysue-topia) is supposed to be like, also using ZeldaQueen and ImpishIdea's analysis as sources. For some time, with this nation, I used to write badly and using redundant sentences on purpose, to reflect Stouffer's awkward writing style. But now I'll stop doing that, and instead using it only when necessary [IC]. It's supposed to be a smurf-LOTR-Harry Potter-like world that happens after a nuclear holocaust, and yes, even I can't make sense out of this premise.

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:37 am

"Is this a joke? I flew over their village on my biplane on a very low height... thought they would be impressed with my triks... and now I have to pull all those arrows out of wings and bottom" - Private biplane pilot
Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Oprichnik" 7.62 cal, bullpup, full-auto assault rifle. 45% discount!

Refreshing News: A man, wearing cat costume broke into the kindergarten and started throwing dead rats at kids before was apprehended by adult personell. He was identified as George Bertolini, who recently escaped mental asylum./ "Roberto motors" announces a new, cheaper nuclear powered car.

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Troperia
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Posts: 542
Founded: Jun 29, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Troperia » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:41 am

They actually have guns! REAL GUNS! I thought guns were just a myth. And weed too! For smoking!
-Georgia Kessler,Pacifist and Anti-Drug Abuse Activist
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Platerdam
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jan 03, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Platerdam » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:42 am

"WTF? I visited the National Nuclear Investigation Center, i thought it was going to be funny and interesting, but, i think i have 3 heads coming out my chest." -An unnamed freak.
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"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas CAN change the world.
Robin Williams (John Keating), The Dead Poets Society, 1989




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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
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Posts: 2544
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:51 am

Platerdam wrote:"WTF? I visited the National Nuclear Investigation Center, i thought it was going to be funny and interesting, but, i think i have 3 heads coming out my chest." -An unnamed freak.

"It's a nice enough place. Good healthcare system. The president was so boring, though. Not as fun as me."
WE ARE NOT SAPIENT SPAGHETTI

Do not mistake me for a contributor to your political threads. I have come solely to mock.
Tsaraine wrote:Nazis aren't known for their smarts. You don't adhere to an ideology that got flattened under a T-34 in 1945 if you're full of sparks and opportunities in life.
Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare baw by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.

The COTHEOTSM is Tier 7, Level 0-4, Type 5
#FreeRIG

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Flowrisa
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Posts: 549
Founded: May 11, 2016
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Flowrisa » Thu Jul 21, 2016 7:53 am

RUUUUNNN!!!!
-Tourist
I am a Proud member of the Polandball Threads and am also a member of the RIA. I have an interest in the Byzantine Empire.
Flowrisa was founded on May 11th 1454 and declared it's independence on May 29th 1453.
Long live the Byzantine Emperor, Ian van Gilze-Rijen! I am Vietnamese, and I am living in California!
I am a Christian

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:19 am

"Just look at them... *Sneaks up to local and Boos* Runnin' like a chicken, ha,ha!" - Jerk
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Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Oprichnik" 7.62 cal, bullpup, full-auto assault rifle. 45% discount!

Refreshing News: A man, wearing cat costume broke into the kindergarten and started throwing dead rats at kids before was apprehended by adult personell. He was identified as George Bertolini, who recently escaped mental asylum./ "Roberto motors" announces a new, cheaper nuclear powered car.

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The Potomac Republic
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Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 16, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Potomac Republic » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:21 am

Highly dangerous
⍟ a Communist nation set after an alternate 1989 ⍟
NS population stats not used|MT nation
Located in present-day DC, northern Virginia, and southern Maryland in a 1989 where the USA collapsed
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Xadufell
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Posts: 855
Founded: Mar 10, 2016
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Xadufell » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:21 am

Interesting place, neat landscape and friendly people. At least it doesn't have a horrible government.
- Random Tourist
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24 Year old autistic twat.
!!!WE MADE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!
Pro: Right Wing, Israel, The Donald, Guns, Free Speech, Capitalism, Switzerland, Germany, Britain leaving the EU, TEMPORARY ban on Muslims until everything gets sorted out, Republicans, Russia.
Anti: Hillary, Sanders, Democrats, Radical Islam, ISIS, Illegal Immigration, BLM (Because they obviously do.), Obama, MSNBC, Left Wing, Radical Anything (Virtually), Turkey, Trump Protesters who have no valid points.
Ghuraba Al-Khorusani wrote:Nazi Germany on steroids

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Platerdam
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jan 03, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Platerdam » Thu Jul 21, 2016 8:33 am

Xadufell wrote:Interesting place, neat landscape and friendly people. At least it doesn't have a horrible government.
- Random Tourist


"MAN! WORLD'S BEST BURGUERS ARE HERE!" Jimmy Gaes, winner of the Platerdam Eating Competition
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas CAN change the world.
Robin Williams (John Keating), The Dead Poets Society, 1989




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United Dixieland Territories
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Aug 16, 2015
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby United Dixieland Territories » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:40 am

"What in the samhill; their Spanish, but I've bumped into three guys named Klaus; forgive me if I seem somewhat confused." ~ Merchant Marine Noncom slightly confused and fresh off the boat.
Custodiat ad Austrum!
I'm a Good Ol' Rebel, God Bless Marse Robert!
In Dixie's Land, where I was born in,
early on one frosty mornin'.
Look away, look away, look away Dixie Land!

This Nation is mildly FanT in regard to occult countermeasure technologies, but Heavily draws upon the established lore in Deadlands & Deadlands: Hell on Earth.

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Taracy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 63
Founded: Aug 27, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Taracy » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:43 am

The scenery was decent but lots of beggars asking for crisp packets? Is that normal ?
For: Norway, Canada, Liberalism, Gun Control, Multi-Party Government and Environmentalism

Neutral: Socialism, Capitalism and Hillary Clinton

Against: Communism, Severe Feminism, Trump, Putin and Nukes

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:43 am

Never ever I buy that kebab near their central square... my stomach revolted after that. But at least the place was very peaceful - Tourist
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Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Oprichnik" 7.62 cal, bullpup, full-auto assault rifle. 45% discount!

Refreshing News: A man, wearing cat costume broke into the kindergarten and started throwing dead rats at kids before was apprehended by adult personell. He was identified as George Bertolini, who recently escaped mental asylum./ "Roberto motors" announces a new, cheaper nuclear powered car.

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Platerdam
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Posts: 64
Founded: Jan 03, 2015
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Platerdam » Thu Jul 21, 2016 9:53 am

"The chips at the McDonalds are weird, i think i'm hearing Buzz Aldrin saying: "Careful! They are ruffle!". A random dude.
"No matter what people tell you, words and ideas CAN change the world.
Robin Williams (John Keating), The Dead Poets Society, 1989




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Vastait
Civilian
 
Posts: 0
Founded: Dec 27, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Vastait » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:06 am

"I find the distinct lack of military death squads... disturbing, to say the least. Yet I suppose it's for the best, as I can get this information back to comman—commercial people! Yes. Commercial people." - A very suspicious "tourist"
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The Kingdom of Vastait
" No matter what, we are right. "
Glourious King : Lukas von Heike | Prime Minister : Claude Ashby

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Skyhooked
Minister
 
Posts: 2041
Founded: Mar 18, 2016
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Skyhooked » Thu Jul 21, 2016 10:44 am

"Finally I met a great business partner... I will now coopreate with him" - Suspicious tourist
Skyhooked is a MT/PMT nation with a few FT elements. Both NS stats and factbook are used.(But the factbook is prioritized) Military is factbook only.

For tourists and other folk our country offers: Alcohol, guns, cigars, weed, gambling, beaches, and heckloads of souvenirs. And our week special: "Oprichnik" 7.62 cal, bullpup, full-auto assault rifle. 45% discount!

Refreshing News: A man, wearing cat costume broke into the kindergarten and started throwing dead rats at kids before was apprehended by adult personell. He was identified as George Bertolini, who recently escaped mental asylum./ "Roberto motors" announces a new, cheaper nuclear powered car.

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The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster
Minister
 
Posts: 2544
Founded: Nov 24, 2015
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:40 am

Flowrisa wrote:RUUUUNNN!!!!
-Tourist

"Wow, what did we do to get that reaction?"

/skip
WE ARE NOT SAPIENT SPAGHETTI

Do not mistake me for a contributor to your political threads. I have come solely to mock.
Tsaraine wrote:Nazis aren't known for their smarts. You don't adhere to an ideology that got flattened under a T-34 in 1945 if you're full of sparks and opportunities in life.
Caelestiam wrote:...wait,
Are we seriously in a dick measuring contest over who has the right to declare baw by virtue of the most innocent dead?
Sounds horrible and insensitive.
Proceed.
Ethel mermania wrote:
The Emerald Dawn wrote:One does not simply own one's own body. Not when the GOP can shove its trunk up inside you.

It will be yuge, and you will like it.

The COTHEOTSM is Tier 7, Level 0-4, Type 5
#FreeRIG

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The Potomac Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 16, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Potomac Republic » Thu Jul 21, 2016 11:45 am

A huge culture shock
⍟ a Communist nation set after an alternate 1989 ⍟
NS population stats not used|MT nation
Located in present-day DC, northern Virginia, and southern Maryland in a 1989 where the USA collapsed
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Okenagan
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 12
Founded: Feb 08, 2016
Anarchy

Postby Okenagan » Thu Jul 21, 2016 12:29 pm

A lot of business regulations... But an otherwise okay place... Very safe, not like home. I might get a cabin here. -Casino manager on vacation
Minarchist state ran by "criminals" and tycoons who don't care... The high chair is "The Boss".
All hail the word of the free market, free state and our prophet Ron Paul!
New product: Freedom Moonshine
News: Most gruesome reality T.V. show "Life on the Okanogan" season finale, Sunday.
-At least 50 countries around the world call the free land an obscene blight on humanity... The Boss disagrees

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The Potomac Republic
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 43
Founded: Apr 16, 2016
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Potomac Republic » Thu Jul 21, 2016 3:53 pm

"I couldn't get out fast enough!" -- Frightened tourist
⍟ a Communist nation set after an alternate 1989 ⍟
NS population stats not used|MT nation
Located in present-day DC, northern Virginia, and southern Maryland in a 1989 where the USA collapsed
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