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As was the case in the last cycle, the great and glorious, the old and the ancient, were gathered together at the glamourous - well, for Bonesea anyway - Royal Polarian Hotel on Herring Island, to the north of the capital Spittalsea to celebrate the mighty feats of our multiversal greasy churners (that's footballers to you and me) who have brought such entertainment for the last three hundred years or so. And what better place to assemble, in a hotel named after the home islands of the legendary late Sol Kierkegaard, for whom one minutes' solemn applause was given in memory of his recent passing. That, I am ashamed to say, was the highlight of a prematurely cancelled event.
Naturally the Eurans are an overly-sensitive bunch at the moment with all the argy-bargy running amok in their home nation, so it was no surprise in a way that a fight broke out on the dinner table of Globe Cup runners-up Revolutionaries; but it would appear after reviewing the CCTV footage later that in fact it was not the poor war-weary Eurans who started the fight but foreign team-mates who began by throwing tea-cakes at each other in jest and then at some point lost their sense of humour and their tempers. Young Sunrisian keeper Brâm Couch seems to have drawn the ire of latino pair Meysom Salume and Sebestián Núñez, and Spittalbuns were replaced with eclairs as Euran team-mates tried in vain to calm everyone the fibula down. However it all got out of hand with Turoki Tide keeper Ondrej Cech having a go, and the bunfight at the R.P. Hotel spread to the Farf' Avenida Leal team - Mattías Passarelli not endearing himself with his team-mates when he started blowing pecan twists willy-nilly; Ruy Monrazón and Trejo Maes intervening with custard pies and muffins. Chromatik Kéìrâ Andísorí with the Starling detachment launched a pre-emptive trifle strike at the neighbouring Myrmidon FC table, seemingly aimed at Stewie Burns. The poor Nepharans of Starling, Crisibless, AFC Treason, Moths and Brinemouth were entirely covered in gateaux within a minute of the first crumbs being scattered, caught in a patissaerial crossfire. Even the elves had taken damage. While many looked to the sage old legends of the Holy Asylum in the corner for some assistance and a call to order, they seemed entirely pre-occupied. Simeone de Bradini and Juan Tzimichesapeake seemed to have amassed at least double the amount of chocolate truffles than any other guest at the table, and were busy counting them with the baffled Audioslavs and Slanizstas while everyone else covered themselves in an edible sort of infamy.
When it was done, the dinner was ruined, the Royal Polarian rather soiled, and there was no appetite for the presentations to follow. It was agreed the best course of action would be to cancel the event and let the good people of Boldsport deal with the mess, and publish the results online. Next cycle, we all agreed, there would be less sugary food at the event.
Morlaithan Aldamiel 713 DC VAL AC Izotz Zubia
Kéìrâ Andísorí 22 ST CMT Starling
Kyron Bartley 22 F OSR Brinemouth
Gregory Besoitagoena 28 MR AUD AC Izotz Zubia
Jonathan Bosetti 31 M VLD Brinemouth
Serabi Chamya 23 MC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Tájö Çíânflöné 26 A FFD Raynor City United
Patrick Courtois 35 DC VLD AC Izotz Zubia
Espy va Drake 764 M/F VAL 1830 Cathair
Roddy Fraser 23 F AUD AFC Treason
Robbie Guerricaechevarria 24 AM RC AUD KT Moreazerau
Laborious Hawk 904 AMC VAL AC Izotz Zubia
Jirijii Januaa 25 DLC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Aaliyah Johnson 26 F OSR Sabrefell Moths
Dieter Konoval 22 DC NPH KT Moreazerau
Ilglerdiriel Lithvathar 735 M VAL Raynor City United
Sieglinde Lohengrin 23 D NPH Crisisbless
Trejo Maes 32 WB FFD Avenida Leal
Alain-Napoléon Marchand 30 ST BSE Cednia Beach FC
Rodger Mariezkurrena 21 ML AUD KT Moreazerau
Gael Marquez 28 DC AUD 1830 Cathair
Deirdre McNessa 28 D COS Starling
Scheherazade Meier 27 M NPH Sabrefell Moths
Calogero Metz 30 GK FFD Cassandra City
Ruy Monrazón 28 M FFD Avenida Leal
Paranawê 23 DL USI AC Izotz Zubia
Ursula Rankin 30 A BRE Tanrısal
Kiliko Riazen 25 FC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Trenn Rien 25 ST/RW CMT Avenida Leal
Hazel van Robben 27 ST/AM QUE 1830 Cathair
Drê Röènôùjýâ 32 D FFD Brinemouth
Carlos Alberto Sáez 33 A VLD Raynor City United
Faeron Soldarian 634 DMC VAL 1830 Cathair
Peter Svensson 27 D COS AFC Treason
Adnan Szalai 27 MR NPH Ulsa
Vedran Tarashaj 24 M NPH AFC Treason
Abraham Terrazas 31 GK SJG AC Izotz Zubia
Gareth Westmeade 27 D NPH AFC Treason
Rodolfo 'Fito' Zelaya 33 CF SJG 1830 Cathair
Kéìrâ Andísorí 22 ST CMT Starling
Serabi Chamya 23 MC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Tájö Çíânflöné 26 A FFD Raynor City United
Jirijii Januaa 25 DLC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Ilglerdiriel Lithvathar 735 M VAL Raynor City United
Calogero Metz 30 GK FFD Cassandra City
Kiliko Riazen 25 FC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Trenn Rien 25 ST/RW CMT Avenida Leal
Carlos Alberto Sáez 33 A VLD Raynor City United
Linkat Cjinder 18 DRC VIL Mliona-Lpaka
Rodger Mariezkurrena 21 ML AUD KT Moreazerau
Claudio Romano 19 ST PAS AC Izotz Zubia
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