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Postby Valaran » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:33 pm

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Herskerstad wrote:Junkers probably thinks he is the emperor from 40k or something.


Does that make Farage Abaddon the Despoiler?


Is Boris Horus?
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Postby Baltenstein » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:35 pm

Valaran wrote:
Baltenstein wrote:
Does that make Farage Abaddon the Despoiler?


Is Boris Horus?


I think Boris is Ghazghull Mak Uruk Thraka, he and his faction want to be the Big Bad of the setting but end up as comedic relief most of the time.
Also, their looks are more or less the same. :p
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Postby The Forsworn Knights » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:35 pm

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The Forsworn Knights wrote:Well, I assume Max Barry has money. So maybe he could buy a couple reporters.

He could but they don't keep for very long. A week, ten days if you keep them in the fridge, which is never convenient.

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The Forsworn Knights wrote:Well, I assume Max Barry has money. So maybe he could buy a couple reporters.

He could but they don't keep for very long. A week, ten days if you keep them in the fridge, which is never convenient.
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Postby Farnhamia » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:38 pm

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Farnhamia wrote:He could but they don't keep for very long. A week, ten days if you keep them in the fridge, which is never convenient.

Can I sig this?

You may ... :)

And be aware, people, this thread's probably not going to last much longer, there not being a whole lot to talk about here.
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Postby Gauthier » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:40 pm

Baltenstein wrote:
Valaran wrote:
Is Boris Horus?


I think Boris is Ghazghull Mak Uruk Thraka, he and his faction want to be the Big Bad of the setting but end up as comedic relief most of the time.
Also, their looks are more or less the same. :p


Although "The Boris Heresy" does rhyme nicely.
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Postby Valaran » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:42 pm

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I think Boris is Ghazghull Mak Uruk Thraka, he and his faction want to be the Big Bad of the setting but end up as comedic relief most of the time.
Also, their looks are more or less the same. :p


hehehehe that is class

and it makes London armageddon
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Postby Ethel mermania » Mon Jul 04, 2016 2:45 pm

It's not like junkers ever makes weiRd statements.. yet people complain thr brits don't want to be lead by him


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Postby Alaizia » Mon Jul 04, 2016 3:37 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
The Forsworn Knights wrote:Can I sig this?

You may ... :)

And be aware, people, this thread's probably not going to last much longer, there not being a whole lot to talk about here.


I think this topic should be preserved in Nationstates' Golden Showcase Of Wise Topics, I know there is one, and be opened again at the first signs of an alien invasion followed by the obligatory "I told you so".

Ethel mermania wrote:It's not like junkers ever makes weiRd statements.. yet people complain thr brits don't want to be lead by him


http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2016-06-0 ... eu-leaders


I think I am starting to like this guy. :p
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Postby Llamalandia » Mon Jul 04, 2016 5:39 pm

It's taking pretty much of my will power resist making a babylon 5 joke and/or posting meme of Giorgio Tsoukalos here.

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Postby Risottia » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:27 am

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Sanabel wrote:I think the fact I have yet to find anything about this in the mainstream media is even more odd.

And who controls the "mainstream" media?

Exactly.


Exactly the same "people" (broadly speaking) who control the Internet and all its contents. What is Internet if not the MOST mainstream medium of Earth nowadays?

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Postby Costa Fierro » Tue Jul 05, 2016 1:38 am

Farnhamia wrote:And who controls the "mainstream" media?


The same people that control Israel.
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Postby Zeinbrad » Tue Jul 05, 2016 2:42 am

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Farnhamia wrote:And who controls the "mainstream" media?


The same people that control Israel.

And who controls Israel?
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Postby The Huskar Social Union » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:31 am

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Costa Fierro wrote:
The same people that control Israel.

And who controls Israel?

The Stone cutters.
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Postby Radiatia » Tue Jul 05, 2016 3:37 am

I always knew the EU was something so alien to common sense that it couldn't possibly have been created by humans...

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Postby Seraven » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:15 am

Gauthier wrote:Or he's actually signalling his true superiors amongst the aliens that Operation Brexit is a success and that the invasion can begin.


So much for Firaxis's preparation with the release of XCOM to the new generation.
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Postby Dinake » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:26 am

I think this guy is like the Russian governor who claimed aliens taught him how to play chess. Just a nut, or drunk.
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Postby New Rogernomics » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:35 am

If I was an alien, I would probably consider Earth a weird social experiment, and leave a 'Keep Out! Research in Progress' sign.

Alternatively just seeing UKIP would make me start up the warp drive and get as far as possible from Farage.
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Postby Freefall11111 » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:39 am

Occam's razor. Given that the EU website changed it, it's probably an honest mistake.

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Postby Cyrisnia » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:45 am

nuq SojlIj vISovbe' umqu' ghot, OP.
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Postby Shigiel » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:48 am

to the yard*

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Maybe it was a metaphor or something?

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Postby Lupolska » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:50 am

Llamalandia wrote:It's taking pretty much of my will power resist making a babylon 5 joke and/or posting meme of Giorgio Tsoukalos here.

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Postby Hostenia » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:50 am

Gauthier wrote:Or he's actually signalling his true superiors amongst the aliens that Operation Brexit is a success and that the invasion can begin.

:rofl:
Cyrisnia wrote:nuq SojlIj vISovbe' umqu' ghot, OP.

thogh 'uqmu ebvoSIv jiljoS qun
What the fuck does that even... :blink:
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Postby Lupolska » Tue Jul 05, 2016 9:52 am

Hostenia wrote:
Cyrisnia wrote:nuq SojlIj vISovbe' umqu' ghot, OP.

thogh 'uqmu ebvoSIv jiljoS qun
What the fuck does that even... :blink:


it means you have 2 minutes to get your ass to the bunker before the aliens begin orbital strikes
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Postby Dragonia Re Xzua » Wed Jul 06, 2016 12:51 am

How do we know that Junkers isn't an alien signaling his people?

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Llamalandia wrote:It's taking pretty much of my will power resist making a babylon 5 joke and/or posting meme of Giorgio Tsoukalos here.

Image

What if he's an alien? Alien-ception, bitch.

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Hostenia wrote:thogh 'uqmu ebvoSIv jiljoS qun
What the fuck does that even... :blink:


it means you have 2 minutes to get your ass to the bunker before the aliens begin orbital strikes

Just fly up to the mothership in a captured alien scout ship with a nuke on board and--- wait.....
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jul 06, 2016 3:34 pm

Lupolska wrote:
Hostenia wrote:thogh 'uqmu ebvoSIv jiljoS qun
What the fuck does that even... :blink:


it means you have 2 minutes to get your ass to the bunker before the aliens begin orbital strikes


Oh please, why would they even bother? We are doing a fine job blowing up the planet all by ourselves.
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