TO THE DEMOCRATIC FEDERATION OF BOHARI
Your request has been accepted. Your embassy will be hosted at Tsanshinka, in the main street. The Cabinet of Censorship has scrutined the book you brought, and found no controversy in its writing; it will be translated and published in Ghovatstani bookstores with a prefaction that explains what would happen if fascism ruled the world. However, Marijuana can only be imported in separated bags, 1 oz. each. The redistribution has been carried out at the ambassador's expense.
Apart from this trouble, Mr. Oleyemi is welcomed with open arms in our great country. A parking lot has been authorized, as well as a helipad for any security reason. He's awaited with ceremony at the Tsakavali-Tsanshinka Civil Airport.
We thank You for choosing Tsanshinka as the seat of your embassy, and we wish for a long and durable relationship.
Ministry of foreign relations,Tsikishi Katsonkuly.