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Edward Rump
Secretary
 
Posts: 26
Founded: Mar 31, 2016
Ex-Nation

Make NationStates Great Again

Postby Edward Rump » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:01 pm

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Look, Nationstates has a problem. Illegal regional immigration. I'm not saying all invaders are terrible people, but I am saying most of them are multis. Sure, some guys coming into your region, they might be decent. But most of them are griefers. You know what I mean? Raiders crash our communities. They ruin our home regions. They have no respect for anyone's rules. Raiders just barge in and trash the place. It's terrible. It's just terrible. They keep saying raiding is good for Nationstates. Who believes that? Nothing good has come from it! Nothing at all! Look, this is a serious problem. It's a problem that needs a real fix.

What's the current World Assembly leadership doing about it? You know what? Nothing! They're a bunch of liberal clowns. The World Assembly doesn't have the guts to make the hard decisions. This is a problem that needs a real fix. All the World Assembly does is talk! What'd they do when raiding radicals attacked Portugal? When they attacked Atlantis? Or how about St Abbaddon? I'll tell you what they did. They did nothing! The World Assembly did an absolutely horrible job. The World Assembly should be ashamed of itself. Liberation proposals? As if that's going to fix anything! Every day raiders attack more regions. Those losers in the World Assembly aren't stopping it. It's terrible. Raiders have been caught with WMDs. Look, they're using these things, right? People can't defend against it. The World Assembly needs to do its job and stop this.

So how will I stop it? I get asked that a lot. By a lot of people. It's really simple. We need to stop the immigration into regions. It's easy. We know their strongholds. We need to keep them in their regions. They can't get to our regions then. You know what I mean? We need a wall to keep them out of decent regions. It's expensive? Programmers aren't cheap? You know, we shouldn't be the ones paying for it. Invaders have been coming into our regions. You know? It's time they paid for it. We stop them from coming to our regions. That stops their attacks. Easy, right? They pay for it. We benefit. You know what I mean? What if they don't want to pay for it? A lot of people ask me that. Look, they're not going to want to, they're raiders. But I say we take the fight to them. Take out their delegates. Take out their founders. See how much they want to attack us then! We should take all of them out. Take out their regions I mean. Take out their friends' regions too. Make them think twice before attacking our regions. It's easy. Take out the source of the problem, you know?

Vote for me and I will make Nationstates great again!

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Paragania
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Posts: 1304
Founded: Aug 03, 2013
Left-wing Utopia

Postby Paragania » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:03 pm

Make the World Assembly great again! Edward Rump ftw
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Frenline Delpha
Senator
 
Posts: 4346
Founded: Sep 19, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Frenline Delpha » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:05 pm

Let's go Rump. You crush those regional immigrants.
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Eclius
Minister
 
Posts: 3416
Founded: Oct 24, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Eclius » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:06 pm

And establish walls between regions! :lol: :lol: :lol:
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The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 722
Founded: Apr 06, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:07 pm

Your hair won my vote Rump.
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TURTLESHROOM II
Minister
 
Posts: 3346
Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:07 pm

IT'S ABOUT DAGGUM TIME that we get serious against these Invader Scum! :bow:

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The United Colonies of Earth
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9659
Founded: Dec 01, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby The United Colonies of Earth » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:10 pm

I'm sorry, but I hate invaders too.
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Eclius
Minister
 
Posts: 3416
Founded: Oct 24, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Eclius » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:11 pm

Yeah! Make NationStates Great Again!!!
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Byzanthia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 353
Founded: Mar 08, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Byzanthia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:11 pm

Edward Rump wrote:([url=http://i.imgur.com/8OLOCoD.png]Image)[/url]
Look, Nationstates has a problem. Illegal regional immigration. I'm not saying all invaders are terrible people, but I am saying most of them are multis. Sure, some guys coming into your region, they might be decent. But most of them are griefers. You know what I mean? Raiders crash our communities. They ruin our home regions. They have no respect for anyone's rules. Raiders just barge in and trash the place. It's terrible. It's just terrible. They keep saying raiding is good for Nationstates. Who believes that? Nothing good has come from it! Nothing at all! Look, this is a serious problem. It's a problem that needs a real fix.

What's the current World Assembly leadership doing about it? You know what? Nothing! They're a bunch of liberal clowns. The World Assembly doesn't have the guts to make the hard decisions. This is a problem that needs a real fix. All the World Assembly does is talk! What'd they do when raiding radicals attacked Portugal? When they attacked Atlantis? Or how about St Abbaddon? I'll tell you what they did. They did nothing! The World Assembly did an absolutely horrible job. The World Assembly should be ashamed of itself. Liberation proposals? As if that's going to fix anything! Every day raiders attack more regions. Those losers in the World Assembly aren't stopping it. It's terrible. Raiders have been caught with WMDs. Look, they're using these things, right? People can't defend against it. The World Assembly needs to do its job and stop this.

So how will I stop it? I get asked that a lot. By a lot of people. It's really simple. We need to stop the immigration into regions. It's easy. We know their strongholds. We need to keep them in their regions. They can't get to our regions then. You know what I mean? We need a wall to keep them out of decent regions. It's expensive? Programmers aren't cheap? You know, we shouldn't be the ones paying for it. Invaders have been coming into our regions. You know? It's time they paid for it. We stop them from coming to our regions. That stops their attacks. Easy, right? They pay for it. We benefit. You know what I mean? What if they don't want to pay for it? A lot of people ask me that. Look, they're not going to want to, they're raiders. But I say we take the fight to them. Take out their delegates. Take out their founders. See how much they want to attack us then! We should take all of them out. Take out their regions I mean. Take out their friends' regions too. Make them think twice before attacking our regions. It's easy. Take out the source of the problem, you know?

Vote for me and I will make Nationstates great again!

Express your support below!


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Ballotonia
Site Admin
 
Posts: 5437
Founded: Antiquity
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Ballotonia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:12 pm

Byzanthia wrote:The WA doesn't have a General Secretary.....it never has and probably never will.


Odd... we're voting for that right now.

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UIJ
Diplomat
 
Posts: 931
Founded: Oct 16, 2014
Left-Leaning College State

Postby UIJ » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:13 pm

I'm voting Rump. This is hilarious.
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High Alyria
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 170
Founded: Feb 05, 2016
Ex-Nation

Postby High Alyria » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:14 pm

This, this has made my day. Has got my vote for the lols.

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TURTLESHROOM II
Minister
 
Posts: 3346
Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:15 pm

YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
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The V O I D
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Posts: 16041
Founded: Apr 13, 2014
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby The V O I D » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:15 pm

Rump plz.

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GreatestBanks
Minister
 
Posts: 3314
Founded: Mar 22, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm

Look ok, we're losing too much to regional invaders. We're losing on trade, the economy, the military. I'm giving my vote for Edward Rump.
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Lockdownn
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Posts: 1699
Founded: Jul 23, 2014
Corporate Police State

Postby Lockdownn » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm

"You build that wall, I'm going to put you through that fucking wall" -Violent Protester

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The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania
Diplomat
 
Posts: 722
Founded: Apr 06, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Wolfussian Colony of Oceania » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:16 pm

Actually Rump.

If you can prove that your father was not an Orangutan, you've got my vote.

(Plz no sue my nation)
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GreatestBanks
Minister
 
Posts: 3314
Founded: Mar 22, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm

Lockdownn wrote:"You build that wall, I'm going to put you through that fucking wall" -Violent Protester

The Secret Service has deported these illegal immigrants.
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Political Spectrum
Right: 0.63
Authoritarian: 2.62
Foreign Policy: 6.57(Neo-Conservative)
Culture: 7.17 (Conservative)


♂♀Copy and Paste this in your sig if you know there are 2 genders and didn't fail biology♂♀
Notice: I use NS Stats for everything other than population and GDP.

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TURTLESHROOM II
Minister
 
Posts: 3346
Founded: Dec 08, 2014
Right-wing Utopia

Postby TURTLESHROOM II » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm

I personally experienced pain and suffering at the hands of minor Raiders. They invaded my Region while I was burying my dead and kicked everyone out. An intervention spared us, but it left scars I will always carry.

Edward Rump is my candidate because he cares about people like me. He cares about destroying Radiers and Invasions, and he will be the start of protecting the National Sovereignty of nations under the yoke of the Devil's Congregate.
Jesus loves you and died for you!
World Factbook
First Constitution
Legation Quarter
"NOOKULAR" STOCKPILE: 821,333.
CM wrote:Have I reached peak enlightened centrism yet? I'm getting chills just thinking about taking an actual position.

Proctopeo wrote:anarcho-von habsburgism

The Selkie wrote:"Tengri's balls, [do] boys really never grow up?!"
News ticker (updated 7/24/2020 AD):

Virginio Orsini-Borgia arrives to petition the Crown -|- TS has perfected hydrogen bomb, anonymous source claims -|- Unusual stellar activity noted in the eastern skies near Darussalem -|- TS/Daru cultural exchange "roaring success", says Crown

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Greater Allidron
Diplomat
 
Posts: 816
Founded: Nov 03, 2015
Corporate Police State

Postby Greater Allidron » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm

Anyone but Hillary Anders

MNSGA (Make NationStates Great Again)
Ordis is my home region.

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Eclius
Minister
 
Posts: 3416
Founded: Oct 24, 2015
New York Times Democracy

Postby Eclius » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:17 pm

UIJ wrote:I'm voting Rump. This is hilarious.

Yeah me too, although I'm actually a Bernie Sanders supporter IRL
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The Greater German Federal Republic
Diplomat
 
Posts: 658
Founded: Jul 22, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby The Greater German Federal Republic » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:18 pm

#rump2016

Make NationStates great again!!
Great Wall of NationStates!!
Einigkeit,
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Freiheit

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Tevehas
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 381
Founded: May 05, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Tevehas » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:18 pm

CAN'T BUMP THE RUMP
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GreatestBanks
Minister
 
Posts: 3314
Founded: Mar 22, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby GreatestBanks » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:19 pm

The raiders are bringing drugs, crime, they're rapists. We need to make NationStates great again. That's why I'm voting for Edward Rump. All these other candidates are controlled by their lobbyists, their donors. Rump is self-funding his campaign.
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Byzanthia
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 353
Founded: Mar 08, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Byzanthia » Thu Mar 31, 2016 2:19 pm

Official Communiqué on the behalf of the Byzanthian Federal Government

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"Ex nihilo ad sidera - From nothing to the stars"




From: Federal Ministry of Foreign Affairs

To: Edward Rump



Subject: 2016 WA Election

Dear Mr. Rump and all WA candidates,

The Federal Senate of Byzanthia does not agree with your standpoints. Should the WA decide to elect Secretary-General, this will infringe with our nation's government and right to rule. As a member of the United Coalition of Nation States, we urge you to rethink your decision on the matter. This will also effect the legislative power of the Regional Assembly of the UCNS, and might have grim consequences for the region. While Byzanthia knows firsthand how bad the raiders can be (they raided the UCNS three time in the past year), and would like it very much if they would stop doing whatever they are doing, your plan sounds a bit too headstrong.



Signed by:

- His Excellency, Prime Minister Charles Burgardt
- The Honorable Christoph Schroeter, Minister-President
- Oskar Warner, Minister of Foreign Affairs
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