Declaration of war

[Hetrica]

I declare war on insane theocracy, I want to liberate those who are oppressed by the government and are forced to be nudist. Religion is old, and hetrica wants to have the states of Gundoria grow and liberate the world

[The East Europan Imperial Alliance]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqyixwqiCag

[Libertas Regionem]

I declare war on insane theocracy, I want to liberate those who are oppressed by the government and are forced to be nudist. Religion is old, and hetrica wants to have the states of Gundoria grow and liberate the world

Doesn't it make you as bad as theocracies for forcing something (in this case war) down someone's throat involuntarily?

[The Court]

Theocracy is best, nudism is a must, we will fight you and your region will be theocratic one day

[Hetrica]

I declare war on insane theocracy, I want to liberate those who are oppressed by the government and are forced to be nudist. Religion is old, and hetrica wants to have the states of Gundoria grow and liberate the world

Doesn't it make you as bad as theocracies for forcing something (in this case war) down someone's throat involuntarily?

Shut up, hetrica is best

[Indo-Malaysia]

The Eternal President of Indo-Malaysia looked at his incoming communications. What he saw widened his eyes. A slight smirk formed on his face, and that changed into laughter.
"Sean! Come over here, have you seen the message I was sent?!"
Sean O'Neil, the General of the Indo-Malaysian Army, casually walked over, expecting more boring news on troop movements. Instead, he saw a Declaration of War against Insane Theocracy's.
"Now Sean, Theocracy's are fine, as is Religion. I don't want some Nut to go around throwing bombs everywhere to eliminate those who don't agree with him."
The General nodded, and quickly jogged over back to his desk. His coffee was still warm. After sipping the strong, rich substance, he slowly grabbed his radio.
"Hello. Can you get five thousand troops on standby, we seem to have a bit of a situation here!"

[Hetrica]

The hetrican soldiers see the indo Malaysians in there thousands and said "hello, we were just leaving, no war here, just a small patrol near this small nation". The presidents radio blurted out "Theocracy is fine, we have no problems here". Then the tanks drove off and the men ran, ready to defend the motherland. Nukes were armed, cannons loaded and the Government was ready to go police state at any moment. One boy was playing in the nearby forest, he snapped a twig as he stepped on it. Let's just say the boy was blown to pieces.

[The Court]

We fight you wimps. Some big kid comes and you run and hide. My army of Nudists will run wild through your streets. WAR IS COMING

[The East Europan Imperial Alliance]

We fight you wimps. Some big kid comes and you run and hide. My army of Nudists will run wild through your streets. WAR IS COMING

So is Winter.

(Eddard Stark intensifies)

[Libertas Regionem]

We fight you wimps. Some big kid comes and you run and hide. My army of Nudists will run wild through your streets. WAR IS COMING

So is Winter.

(Eddard Stark intensifies)

*Stalingrad intensifies*

[Libertas Regionem]

Doesn't it make you as bad as theocracies for forcing something (in this case war) down someone's throat involuntarily?

Shut up, hetrica is best

The best way to undermine logic is to ignore it entirely and tell the person using it to shut up.

[Indo-Malaysia]

The hetrican soldiers see the indo Malaysians in there thousands and said "hello, we were just leaving, no war here, just a small patrol near this small nation". The presidents radio blurted out "Theocracy is fine, we have no problems here". Then the tanks drove off and the men ran, ready to defend the motherland. Nukes were armed, cannons loaded and the Government was ready to go police state at any moment. One boy was playing in the nearby forest, he snapped a twig as he stepped on it. Let's just say the boy was blown to pieces.

"Bloody Hell!"
The General ran over to the President's desk. Footage of a young boy being blown up by Hetrican forces was on the Computer.
"President, may we use this footage for propaganda purposes?"
"Yes General. Have you seen the situation near the borders? "
After lots of discussion of the situation, the decision was made to move the troops near the border. Another decision, though controversial with the War Council, was to rearm the IMS-1's and put them on standby. These are the finest Stealth Bombers (Though expensive) of the Nation, and have a very deadly impact upon their enemy. Last but not least, IMISA have been deployed to scramble and encrypt governmental communications.

[Hetrica]

The hetrican soldiers see the indo Malaysians in there thousands and said "hello, we were just leaving, no war here, just a small patrol near this small nation". The presidents radio blurted out "Theocracy is fine, we have no problems here". Then the tanks drove off and the men ran, ready to defend the motherland. Nukes were armed, cannons loaded and the Government was ready to go police state at any moment. One boy was playing in the nearby forest, he snapped a twig as he stepped on it. Let's just say the boy was blown to pieces.

"Bloody Hell!"
The General ran over to the President's desk. Footage of a young boy being blown up by Hetrican forces was on the Computer.
"President, may we use this footage for propaganda purposes?"
"Yes General. Have you seen the situation near the borders? "
After lots of discussion of the situation, the decision was made to move the troops near the border. Another decision, though controversial with the War Council, was to rearm the IMS-1's and put them on standby. These are the finest Stealth Bombers (Though expensive) of the Nation, and have a very deadly impact upon their enemy. Last but not least, IMISA have been deployed to scramble and encrypt governmental communications.

The States of Gundoria have gone into a state of panic, Jordotopia (both north and south) have become bent on war. The baddylands are preparing to leave Gundoria and fight hetrica for there independence, how they long for communism. the hetrican military state is conscripting and bringing up the reserves. Hetrica is becoming a police state. Efforts are being made to hack the indo-Malaysian nuclear arms and military computers. They have hacked one computer, and it's full of cat memes.

[Baddylands]

Hetrica had the chance to kill me during the war but they didn't. So I won't leave them, not if everyone in my nation is dead, not if we could have an empire of 100 billion. They let us live, so we help them live.

[Hetrica]

Hetrica had the chance to kill me during the war but they didn't. So I won't leave them, not if everyone in my nation is dead, not if we could have an empire of 100 billion. They let us live, so we help them live.

Thank you, we shall rule Gundoria together

[Hetrica]

Indo-Malaysia, can we be friends. My nation has gone into panic, imagine the possibilities, you and me, we could peacefully rule Gundoria, together. Friends?

If being friends isn't what you want then at least disarm our forces together, bring peace back to Gundoria. Your a peacekeeping nation, restore order to Gundoria.

Please

Tag: video of me waving white flag and placing it on parliament.

[The Court]

War! Screw peace, invade nation of hetrica. I FIGHT BY MYSELF IF I MUST.

NUDISM WILL RULE

Nudism: Following the nude gods, being nude, following the court and taking the pill we force you

[Baddylands]

You dare threaten mine comerade hetrica, I won't fight you if i can but if you lay a finger on hetrica and several million baddylandic people will come and fight you to the death

[Hetrica]

Repost to keep in forums

[Indo-Malaysia]

Indo-Malaysia, can we be friends. My nation has gone into panic, imagine the possibilities, you and me, we could peacefully rule Gundoria, together. Friends?

If being friends isn't what you want then at least disarm our forces together, bring peace back to Gundoria. Your a peacekeeping nation, restore order to Gundoria.

Please

Tag: video of me waving white flag and placing it on parliament.

The President of Indo-Malaysia walked over to his desktop. He sat down, and slowly inched his hand forward to turn it on. Upon turning it on, he was faced with lots of Cats all over the screen. Despite his attempts to remove them, the damage had already been done. He reached towards his phone to ring IMISA. "Director! Our Computers have been breached!"
"President. We have also received a message of surrender from Hetrica. I would not advise following it. Something about it makes me suspicious!"
The phone then hung up. The President then relaxed, and propped his feet on the coffee table.
"Things are starting to heat up..."

[Hetrica]

The general walked into the presidents office, Sir! intel suggests indo-malaysia isn't surrendering
The president replies, I wanted peace, shame the fake video didn't work, i new using puppets was a bad idea.
The general thinks for a moment. President! the indo-malaysians have one weakness
What?
The indo-malaysians have both communist and facist supporters waiting for a revolution, stir them up and they will be fighting amoungst themselves.
The president turns around and walks onto the balcony, the general following behind him
It could work, It must work! This is my nation, and the thought of losing it.
The president looked to his capital and then looked down, thinking of the idea. He turned and said
This nation needs to win, those bastards are a threat. do what you must.

Over the following month tensions escalated but indo-malaysia wa dealing with a large amount of protestors, a few riots were starting, thousands of dollars lost to riots, precious artifact looted or destroyed. Indo-Malaysia was breaking down

Then rolling up the hill came the court, hungry for war. Body's fresh out in the open. War had begun

[The Court]

My tanks rolled up the hill, firing at the city, nudists with massive guns firing. Rubble flew everywhere. We marched up the town hall. Men waving the flag. The nudists marched up the stairs and onto the roof and changed the flag, the hetrican flag was pulled down. The replacement, The best flag of all

MUHAHAHAHAHA
*Cough*
Get me my medication

Sure thing sir
(very quiet) ha ha

[The Hetrican Militaristic State]

The men clammered up the hill to the town, they gasped a they saw the flag of the court. The general made his great speech,
You see that, that is filthy courtian men. they force religion, nudity. Men this is our chance to fight, this is our nation's city. We will fight, we wont give up, my men, ... CHARGE!!!

The men ran up the hill, guns blazing. Courtian men ran to meet the men on open battlefield. Guns fired, the general leading the charge on horseback. He beheaded one man, two men. Then he was hit, the bullet puncturing his throat. He fell, he put his hand to his neck. He saw the blood he was losing, as he lay there he thought of his wife, his kids, his country, ... his life. He saw his men march forward. He closed his eyes, he fell into the enternal sleep

[Indo-Malaysia]

Alex Moore laughed at the reports he was getting. Hetrica was being invaded. And Hetrica believed the false information IMISA had spread about protests, communism and uprisings.
"Damn, some idiot must be ruling that nation!"
The General of the Army, Sean O'Niel calmly approached the President, and slowly sat on a nearby chair.
"President... It seems they think you want to invade them, when our actual intent is to protect religion and theocracy's.. I want to amass further Stealth Aircraft, and to bring more troops and tanks to the border. I am worried that their misguided leaders may snap soon.."
The President knew he was right. The General had always been right. From fighting Anarchists, to toppling African Dictatorships, his words had always saved lives.
"Very well General, do what you see fit!"

[Summer RPs]

the government in new darndale today

president jack whitor called an emergency meeting of congress
"war is breaking out" he said
"we must intervene for the worlds sake" said minister of dfence
"agreed" everyone said
"we will drop nuclear bombs on hetrica" said president jack witor

hours later nukes were dropped over hetrica's bigest cities killing everyone

victory for new darndale!