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What Would YOUR Nation's Government Do?

Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:29 pm

Well, I just came up with a game for you guys. So here is what you do.

1. Answer the guy above you, what would your nation do in the inserted situation.

2. Add any stupid or random comments on it.

3. Make a new stupid, serious, or hilarious situation for the next guy.

Rules?

1. Nothing Racist, Sexcist, or anything regarding Gays, just for respect. <-Only includes comments, situation can include these.

2. Don't answer yourself, don't be that one guy.

Also, you can do this multiple times, if a friend of yours gives you a situation or anything and you already did one sure you can do it again, just don't answer yourself please, that would be weird.

First Situation: Someone has created Airal Fridge Repair, but a falling fridge accidentally killed your nation's president/prime minister/king or queen. What do you do?!?
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:31 pm

No initial situation? We'd have a siesta.
Edit: That's why there are three leaders in charge of the country. And the company would be prosecuted to toheri and back three times.

What would your government do if an electromagnetic interference made cellphone communication impossible in the entire country?
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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:32 pm

Rejistania wrote:No initial situation? We'd have a siesta.


What would your government do if an electromagnetic interference made cellphone communication impossible in the entire country?

I added one up there, I forgot, but sure i'll answer this one. Um, find the cause, and stab the people behind it 32 times? Nah, who am I kidding, 33 times!

Situation: Mutant Cows are spreading Ebola around your nation, what do you do?!?
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:36 pm

Disease containment and killing of the mutant cows.

A DDoS taking down your government's website.
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"Tekneluru mi'aru mi aji, il'sidekhir'ra mi, lajistas. Mi'ki'vasu kynha'het kijitax." Hank͜hila Sede, first lentine (translation: A dream is only a dream until it is reached. After that, it becomes something trivial)

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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:41 pm

Rejistania wrote:Disease containment and killing of the mutant cows.

A DDoS taking down your government's website.

Um, find the guy, arrest him, and eternally torture him with force-fed Marmilade.
Until someone else comes in i'll continue.
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Postby Amuaplye » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:44 pm

Charity work.

Your leader's Vice leader thinks you killed the last leader to get assassinated, and he/she kills their lover's father, their lover kills themself, he/she gets their own friends in jail, before your leaders's wife/husband kills theirself, before killing their lover's brother, your leader, before dying their self.
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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:48 pm

Amuaplye wrote:Charity work.

Your leader's Vice leader thinks you killed the last leader to get assassinated, and he/she kills their lover's father, their lover kills themself, he/she gets their own friends in jail, before your leaders's wife/husband kills theirself, before killing their lover's brother, your leader, before dying their self.

Oh, um, die?
What the heck was that?!?
Situation: All of your nation's underpants industry has been destroyed by cheap, underwear imported from China, then, your people suffer from Rhinovius as they were all used (oh god). What do you do?
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Postby Amuaplye » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:52 pm

New Ducklands wrote:
Amuaplye wrote:Charity work.

Your leader's Vice leader thinks you killed the last leader to get assassinated, and he/she kills their lover's father, their lover kills themself, he/she gets their own friends in jail, before your leaders's wife/husband kills theirself, before killing their lover's brother, your leader, before dying their self.

Oh, um, die?
What the heck was that?!?
Situation: All of your nation's underpants industry has been destroyed by cheap, underwear imported from China, then, your people suffer from Rhinovius as they were all used (oh god). What do you do?

The plot of Hamlet by William Shakespeare.
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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 6:57 pm

Ok then... Guys I gtg, keep this going!

Situation: Your nation is electing a new leader, all of them are Russian Commies that will turn your place into a dictatorship, what do you do?
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:00 pm

Given how the Hani system works, and the fact that the leaders are not elected directly, try to keep the new person's influence limited by vetoing his initiatives in the Kenlentine Mje'het.

The election results in a hung parliament and no government coalition can be formed.
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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:22 pm

I'm back for a quick sec, just saying here is what's funny, over 20+ people are viewing this right now and none of them have bothered to do anything here.
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Postby Karlovingia » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:23 pm

Rejistania wrote:The election results in a hung parliament and no government coalition can be formed.

Solution: The Emperor would probably "take the responsibilities of parliament" upon himself, banning the legislature.

Situation: Your leader has mysteriously died while in office for only a few weeks. What do you do?
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Postby Halfblakistan » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:27 pm

The Vice President would take the position of President.

The incopetence of a municipal official has led to the poisoning of the drinking water of a city of 100,000. What does your country do?
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Postby New Ducklands » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:43 pm

Just kill him, and then import water as we get the water un-poisoned.

Situation: Some guy in your nation turns all your people Athiest (and if you are let's say you arn't). What do you do?
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Postby Rejistania » Thu Jan 28, 2016 7:53 pm

Even though all rejistanian leaders are religious, they believe in laicism and so, as much as it pains them, have to let it happen.

Pictures emerge showing your leader having intercourse with a sheep that is quite obviously not their spouse.
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Postby Pane e Circhi » Fri Jan 29, 2016 12:18 am

Execute the person that made the picture.

Someone uses a drone to follow the leader's car?
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Postby New Ducklands » Fri Jan 29, 2016 5:58 am

Pane e Circhi wrote:Execute the person that made the picture.

Someone uses a drone to follow the leader's car?


Intercept the drone and ram it out of the sky.

Situation: Obama has come to your nation and suddently your stupid people voted for you to have Obamacare in your nation.
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Postby The Republic of American Freedom » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:00 am

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Postby Yuganesia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:01 am

Find the nearest tree and hang them.

Situation: A horde of Islamic Communists are coming to your nation to integrate into your society and implement Socialistic Sharia.
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Postby The Republic of American Freedom » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:03 am

Declare Martial Law and authorize lethal force.
Communist Riots start all around your country.
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Postby Yuganesia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:05 am

The Republic of American Freedom wrote:Declare Martial Law and authorize lethal force.
Communist Riots start all around your country.

Cool, but we should keep an eye on them to make sure they dont start killing one another. You know how they can get sometimes.

A transgender woman wants to go back to being a man.
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One final response from me, and I speak for the entire community of transgender/transsexual individuals... We are not trying to force anything on you or anyone else. It is people like you who put us in situations like this. We just demand the same respect and same rights regardless of how much it is needed in your eyes. Please, it's all I ask at this point.

We are all humans, can't we just stick with that and unite under that identity?"

Be yourself! No one has any right to interfere with your life and what makes you happy. If it doesn't come at the expense of others, why bother?

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Postby Tyronian Socialist State » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:05 am

Yuganesia wrote:Find the nearest tree and hang them.

Situation: A horde of Islamic Communists are coking to your nation to integrate into your society and implement Socialistic Sharia.


Let them in under the understanding that they wont be implementing Sharia Law and if they try we reserve the right to arrest any one who attempts do it.

Situation: a disease is starting to spread rapidly though a poorer district of your capital/biggest city.
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Postby The Republic of American Freedom » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:07 am

Quarantine and Euthanize all the diseased.
A Giant Monster comes out of the water and attacks your most populous city.
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(-_Q) If you support Capitalism put this in your Signature!
I'm a Laissez-Faire capitalist, completely against this socialism bullshit.
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And no, I won't respect your pronouns.
STAND WITH RAND— LOVE AMERICA OR LEAVE IT!
Christianity is good. Atheism is not. Deal with it.
I, a citizen of The UNITED STATES of AMERICA, am calling for the immediate arrest and trial of Barack Hussein Obama for treason, under Article 3 Section 3 of the United States Constitution, for aiding and giving comfort to our enemies. If you agree, please copy and re-post.

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Postby Novum Alexandria » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:09 am

When in doubt, precision orbital bombardment. WORRYING ABOUT COLLATERAL IS FOR PANSIES.

Your civilian population is seriously considering a meme-based government.
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Postby Yuganesia » Fri Jan 29, 2016 6:14 am

Send them away for lunacy.

Situation: Transgender woman wants to be a man again.
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One final response from me, and I speak for the entire community of transgender/transsexual individuals... We are not trying to force anything on you or anyone else. It is people like you who put us in situations like this. We just demand the same respect and same rights regardless of how much it is needed in your eyes. Please, it's all I ask at this point.

We are all humans, can't we just stick with that and unite under that identity?"

Be yourself! No one has any right to interfere with your life and what makes you happy. If it doesn't come at the expense of others, why bother?

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