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An Abandoned Brothel in Nazi Germany
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A small island ruled over by a talking cat, who's inhabitants believe firmly in the Iron Paw government.
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A shopping mall in Post-Apocalyptic America ruled over by Consumerist, who believe America died because people stopped worshipping the dollar.
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Total votes : 36

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Lingria
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Salty Spitoon (all welcomed/chill thread)

Postby Lingria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:32 pm

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Welcome to the baddest toughest fish bar in the entire deep blue sea! The Salty Spitoon! Where not even some of the toughest of tough make it out alive!





Rule 1: Your nation does not exist here as a political entity, no exceptions. Nor can you godmod, so no characters with 'I can kill gods' in one hit horseshit, thanks. Players, if you see anything like this, please report it to me.

Rule 2: Politicians from your nation are allowed, just don't push it. Personifications of your country on the other hand, (like Hetalia for example) are perfectly okay.

Rule 3: No entering nude please, not only did it become unfunny three years ago, it's rather distasteful and pointless to do so.

Rule 4: Don't come in here just to attack player characters and vandalize shit, it's disrespectfully rude as hell and I have a zero tolerance policy towards it.

Rule 5: I love every one of you. <3

Rule 6: No advertisement in our little niche, don't even subtly advertise to us.

Rule 7: For the love of god, don't surpass PG-13 material.

Rule 8: This is a chill thread. OOC discussion is fine every once and a while, but please keep it to a minimum. Also, please refrain yourselves from engaging in any sort of debate. Players, if you see people arguing in this thread, kindly remind them to take it elsewhere.

Rule 9: There is no Deus Ex Machina to save you from the completely omnipotent God of Manly OP that guides this thread. Okay, I mean that from an OOC perspective there
Rule 10: Offensive characters will be immediately removed. No buts or ifs...
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Postby New Babylonia » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:32 pm

Grudingly declares existence.

Also, the Candyland thing had 26. Wait, is that like Candyland the game?
How would that work.

Anyway. Stuff.
The power of self is unlimited and ultimate, an unending wave of pure energy and being that could never be stopped, apart from time and forever ingrained into the fabrics of all being, this is the truth of Korrelian Existentialism.

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
Pronouns? Just use whatever, it's all the same to me :P
You will always have your friends, with your friends, you will never be alone. There will always be a light. Friendship is Magic, its the magic that brings the most glimmering lights of hope to the darkest of worlds. And as long as you have it, you will never have to be afraid of the dark. - Me, New Babylonia ^^

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Lingria
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Postby Lingria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:33 pm

New Babylonia wrote:Grudingly declares existence.

Also, the Candyland thing had 26. Wait, is that like Candyland the game?
How would that work.

Anyway. Stuff.

Last minute votes don't count..I would think.
The Danish Confederacy - Waifu of the South, The United Eastern States of Europe- Waifu Islander, Mirakai -Waifu of kinks, New Babylonia - da kewtiest waifu, & Derpopoliss - mai best bud. are my Waifu's, & I love them

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Postby United Territories and States » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:33 pm

This looks cool.
Please be nice and refer this country as "America", or "United States" when in IC.

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Postby Castle Crashers » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:34 pm

Lingria wrote:
New Babylonia wrote:Grudingly declares existence.

Also, the Candyland thing had 26. Wait, is that like Candyland the game?
How would that work.

Anyway. Stuff.

Last minute votes don't count..I would think.


*crying* I don't know how this works when none of us are like fishes but

Existence anyways xD
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Postby Prusselanden » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:34 pm

Ignis walked in and rapped roughly on the door of the Salty Spitoon.
"Yo,I heard there are real thug guys here!"
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Postby New Babylonia » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:35 pm

Lingria wrote:
New Babylonia wrote:Grudingly declares existence.

Also, the Candyland thing had 26. Wait, is that like Candyland the game?
How would that work.

Anyway. Stuff.

Last minute votes don't count..I would think.

*shrugs* They do in every other democratic system.
Of course, i got over spongebob a couple years and have grown to hate it since then.
Yay for pointless hatred.

Kaiya is reading stuff to fuck up Walty's mind more!

Lyras is probably still being abused by... Linguria... is that what it was?

Ty is balancing a banana on Blacke's head.
Uh... what else...

I think that's everything i had going.
The power of self is unlimited and ultimate, an unending wave of pure energy and being that could never be stopped, apart from time and forever ingrained into the fabrics of all being, this is the truth of Korrelian Existentialism.

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
Pronouns? Just use whatever, it's all the same to me :P
You will always have your friends, with your friends, you will never be alone. There will always be a light. Friendship is Magic, its the magic that brings the most glimmering lights of hope to the darkest of worlds. And as long as you have it, you will never have to be afraid of the dark. - Me, New Babylonia ^^

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Postby Danceria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:35 pm

Danceria and co walk in,
Aceus is tough enough because he is a fucking Cyborg!
Larissa is tough enough because she's a tomboyish personification of the Mexican Empire!
Sophia is tough enough because she's a badass mage!
Sully's tough enough because he's the motherfucking playboy Prince of the Arabian Peninsula!
Blacke is tough enough because she's a fucking martial arts master with a top notch record in the Equestrian Armed Forces!
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Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
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Postby Chaos Crescent » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:36 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Lingria wrote:Last minute votes don't count..I would think.

*shrugs* They do in every other democratic system.
Of course, i got over spongebob a couple years and have grown to hate it since then.
Yay for pointless hatred.

Kaiya is reading stuff to fuck up Walty's mind more!

Lyras is probably still being abused by... Linguria... is that what it was?

Ty is balancing a banana on Blacke's head.
Uh... what else...

I think that's everything i had going.

I is sad.

Anyway....

Spontaneous life to all corners ignoring wherever the fuck this place is.
Dovie'andi se tovya sagain.
Mind what people do, not only what they say, for deeds will betray a lie. Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.
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Xanama
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Postby Xanama » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:36 pm

exist

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Postby New Babylonia » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:36 pm

Danceria wrote:Danceria and co walk in,
Aceus is tough enough because he is a fucking Cyborg!
Larissa is tough enough because she's a tomboyish personification of the Mexican Empire!
Sophia is tough enough because she's a badass mage!
Sully's tough enough because he's the motherfucking playboy Prince of the Arabian Peninsula!
Blacke is tough enough because she's a fucking martial arts master with a top notch record in the Equestrian Armed Forces!

All of my characters are because their canons are interlocked and if you try to deny one the rest will rip your entrails out.
I've been told that's not a good way to end. I take their word for it. Is that foolish, or should i experience it myself?
The power of self is unlimited and ultimate, an unending wave of pure energy and being that could never be stopped, apart from time and forever ingrained into the fabrics of all being, this is the truth of Korrelian Existentialism.

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
Pronouns? Just use whatever, it's all the same to me :P
You will always have your friends, with your friends, you will never be alone. There will always be a light. Friendship is Magic, its the magic that brings the most glimmering lights of hope to the darkest of worlds. And as long as you have it, you will never have to be afraid of the dark. - Me, New Babylonia ^^

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Postby Prusselanden » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Prusselanden wrote:Ignis walked in and rapped roughly on the door of the Salty Spitoon.
"Yo,I heard there are real thug guys here!"
"It is a joke, the belief that humans are superior to our animal brethren. We are slower, weaker, less beautiful and intelligent than our counterparts yet we rule the world. Or do we?"-Prusselanden
Donald Trump want to destroy nature? No worries, we have Theodore Fucking Roosevelt!
Pro-life, Pro-choice: I'm nuetral.
Save our Swamps! Save our Bees!
I care about the environment because I want to let my children see this beautiful planet

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Postby Lingria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Castle Crashers wrote:
Lingria wrote:Last minute votes don't count..I would think.


*crying* I don't know how this works when none of us are like fishes but

Existence anyways xD

Image
The Danish Confederacy - Waifu of the South, The United Eastern States of Europe- Waifu Islander, Mirakai -Waifu of kinks, New Babylonia - da kewtiest waifu, & Derpopoliss - mai best bud. are my Waifu's, & I love them

Accomplished Member of the The Age Of Neophytos RP Group
I support Ted Cruz
TRUSTED

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Postby Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Maou was possibly dead, so he wasn't here=AKA, ambiguously dead.
Lucifer appears, wearing a bloodied eyepatch.
Suzuno was sporting a huge scar across her face.
Alciel was in a wheelchair, carrying a comatose Lust.
Victorian!Maou was hiding in the rafters.
Indo exists.
F*ck 12[/align]

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Postby New Babylonia » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Chaos Crescent wrote:
New Babylonia wrote:*shrugs* They do in every other democratic system.
Of course, i got over spongebob a couple years and have grown to hate it since then.
Yay for pointless hatred.

Kaiya is reading stuff to fuck up Walty's mind more!

Lyras is probably still being abused by... Linguria... is that what it was?

Ty is balancing a banana on Blacke's head.
Uh... what else...

I think that's everything i had going.

I is sad.

Anyway....

Spontaneous life to all corners ignoring wherever the fuck this place is.

I'm stupid i get it!
Gawd ;-;

Risa boops Drake with a branch.
The power of self is unlimited and ultimate, an unending wave of pure energy and being that could never be stopped, apart from time and forever ingrained into the fabrics of all being, this is the truth of Korrelian Existentialism.

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
Pronouns? Just use whatever, it's all the same to me :P
You will always have your friends, with your friends, you will never be alone. There will always be a light. Friendship is Magic, its the magic that brings the most glimmering lights of hope to the darkest of worlds. And as long as you have it, you will never have to be afraid of the dark. - Me, New Babylonia ^^

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Postby Danceria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:37 pm

Prusselanden wrote:Ignis walked in and rapped roughly on the door of the Salty Spitoon.
"I heard there are real thug guys here!"

Larissa rolled her eyes holding a mug o' beer. "These babosos aren't so tough!"
Blacke was meditating a la karate kid (legs on barrel, banana on head), her Chi levels increase.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Xanama » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Xanama wrote:exist

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Postby Ozzy » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

New Babylonia wrote:Grudingly declares existence.

Also, the Candyland thing had 26. Wait, is that like Candyland the game?
How would that work.

Anyway. Stuff.

(I had a dumb idea of introducing the board game Candy Land as an actual setting featuring it's own chapter of the Brotherhood of Steel. You aren't going to get the references I'd make it in it. Actually surprising it caught many votes.)

Anyways, Malibu is breathing deeply and rapidly, wondering how she's breathing under the water.
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Postby United Territories and States » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Bruce Lee X walks in
Please be nice and refer this country as "America", or "United States" when in IC.

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Postby Lingria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

New Babylonia wrote:
Lingria wrote:Last minute votes don't count..I would think.

*shrugs* They do in every other democratic system.
Of course, i got over spongebob a couple years and have grown to hate it since then.
Yay for pointless hatred.

Kaiya is reading stuff to fuck up Walty's mind more!

Lyras is probably still being abused by... Linguria... is that what it was?

Ty is balancing a banana on Blacke's head.
Uh... what else...

I think that's everything i had going.

Linguria beat up Lyras.
The Danish Confederacy - Waifu of the South, The United Eastern States of Europe- Waifu Islander, Mirakai -Waifu of kinks, New Babylonia - da kewtiest waifu, & Derpopoliss - mai best bud. are my Waifu's, & I love them

Accomplished Member of the The Age Of Neophytos RP Group
I support Ted Cruz
TRUSTED

Be careful, CC lurks in the sigs
I was running through the streets with my rows - Julius Caesar, on Londonium.

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Postby New Babylonia » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Lingria wrote:
Castle Crashers wrote:
*crying* I don't know how this works when none of us are like fishes but

Existence anyways xD

Image

Except it went out like 30 seconds later. The cartoon corrected it's own breaking of the laws of how fire works.
Argument invalid, and guess what. YOUR FAIS IS INVALID TOO. *airhorns*
The power of self is unlimited and ultimate, an unending wave of pure energy and being that could never be stopped, apart from time and forever ingrained into the fabrics of all being, this is the truth of Korrelian Existentialism.

⚧Copy and paste this in your sig if you passed biology and know gender and sex aren't the same thing ⚧
Pronouns? Just use whatever, it's all the same to me :P
You will always have your friends, with your friends, you will never be alone. There will always be a light. Friendship is Magic, its the magic that brings the most glimmering lights of hope to the darkest of worlds. And as long as you have it, you will never have to be afraid of the dark. - Me, New Babylonia ^^

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Postby Skyline United » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

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The world will be my personal toy... Destruction at the flick of my wrist and creation at the wave of my hand...
Winter months cause me to go into depression.
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Postby Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:38 pm

Maou was possibly dead, so he wasn't here=AKA, ambiguously dead.
Lucifer appears, wearing a bloodied eyepatch.
Suzuno was sporting a huge scar across her face.
Alciel was in a wheelchair, carrying a comatose Lust.
Victorian!Maou was hiding in the rafters.
Indo exists.

Dancy, i'm looking at you. Confront them.
F*ck 12[/align]

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Postby Danceria » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:39 pm

Indo-Japanese Separatist Districts wrote:Maou was possibly dead, so he wasn't here=AKA, ambiguously dead.
Lucifer appears, wearing a bloodied eyepatch.
Suzuno was sporting a huge scar across her face.
Alciel was in a wheelchair, carrying a comatose Lust.
Victorian!Maou was hiding in the rafters.
Indo exists.

Dancy, i'm looking at you. Confront them.

Aceus looked at them "Geez...Fake Maou rough you guys up too...?" he winced as his nanomachines repaired a newly formed gash in his heart.
One true Patron Saint of Sinners and Satire
It is my sole purpose in life to offend you and get you to think about your convictions due to this
“You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life.” - Sir Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain.
Obligatory Quotes below
“Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; and therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.” - William Shakespeare.

“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” - Mark Twain

“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.” - Thomas Jefferson

“The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection.” - Thomas Paine
-{(~CO-FOUNDER OF NS AXIS POWERS~)}-

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Postby Xanama » Sun Jan 17, 2016 8:39 pm

EXIST FFS

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