Misheard lyrics

by **Anollasia** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:18 pm

I know, I made threads about this before, but I find misheard lyrics interesting. Are there any lyrics you hear differently, maybe even if you know the lyrics?

Some from me.

Heard: ''I'm just mad about saltine''
Actual: ''I'm just mad about fourteen''

Donovan - Mellow Yellow

Heard: ''It's such a feeling that my love, I get high''
Actual: ''It's such a feeling that my love, I can't hide''

The Beatles - I Want To Hold Your Hand

Heard: ''I am Bono''
Actual: ''I will follow''

U2 - I Will Follow

by **Pot4toes** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:23 pm

Heard: **** All those Starbucks lovers, they tell you I'm insane
Actual: Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane
Taylor Swift-Blank Space
(Yes, that is what I thought I heard I truly freaked out the first time I heard it XD)

by **NeuPolska** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:26 pm

Misheard Lyrics:

A chameleon without a face,
a wish without a prayer.

Original Lyrics:

Mandylion without a face,
Deathwish without a prayer.

End Of All Hope - Nightwish

by **Miarie** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:28 pm

System Of A Down - Chop Suey:
Misheard: Wake up, Grandpa needs to put on a little make up, Why did you leave the kids up on the table,
Actual: aoihfeoisgheoihga, ehguiahgeuighuiagh, euhuaogheuiohgi, wahufiwifhawh, self righteous suicide angels deserve to die

by **NeuPolska** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:28 pm

Miarie wrote:System Of A Down - Chop Suey:
Misheard: Wake up, Grandpa needs to put on a little make up, Why did you leave the kids up on the table,
Actual: aoihfeoisgheoihga, ehguiahgeuighuiagh, euhuaogheuiohgi, wahufiwifhawh, self righteous suicide angels deserve to die

by **Yedmnrutika Gavr** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:29 pm

heard: wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night
actual: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

:lol:

i still hear this sometimes

edit; blinded by the light - bruce springsteen

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:30 pm

Misheard Lyrics:
"I like big butts in a can of limes."
Actual Lyrics:
"I like big butts and I cannot lie."

by **Agapathapoo** » Fri Sep 11, 2015 8:31 pm

misheard- f-f-f f*ck her face f-f-f*ck her face
actual-p-p-p pocker face p-p-poker face
Poker Face-Lady GaGa

My Last.fm · by **Ancient Magmia** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 1:30 am

Oh god...there's so many times I misheard lyrics it's hard to even give examples.

There's like, at least five more I can think of, but these are the funny ones.

by **Zottistan** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 7:49 am

Misheard: I'm so horny, that's ok, my willy's good.
Actual: I'm so horny, that's ok, my will is good.

Lithium, Nirvana.

by **Anollasia** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:01 am

Heard: "I'm ready for the shotgun"
Actual: "I'm ready for the shuffle"

U2 - Zoo Station

by **Amuaplye** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:04 am

Men At Work: Who Can It Be Now?
Who can it be now?
Can it be mat or?
Go weigh.
Don't come around here no more.
Can you see that it's litter night?
Very tired, not feelling right.
All I wish is to be alone.
Stay weigh.
Don't you and bake my home.
Best off if you hang outside.
Don't come in.
I only run and height.
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Who can it be now knocking at my door?
Make no sound, tooting across the floor.
If he hears, he'll knock all day.
I'll be trapped, and he won't have to stay.
I did no harmony to myself.
There's nothing wrong with my state of mental health.
I like it here with my childhood friend.
Here they come, Mercedes Benz again.
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
He Spider Man to take me away.
Why do they follow me?
It's not the future that I can see.
It's just my fantasy.
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?
Look, can you pee now?

by **Pot4toes** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 9:09 am

Actual: I finally found you, my missing puzzle piece: I'm complete.
Misheard: I finally found you, missing a puzzle please: I'm complete.
Katy Perry: Teenage Dream

by **Meryuma** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 3:43 pm

Yedmnrutika Gavr wrote:heard: wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night
actual: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

i still hear this sometimes

edit; blinded by the light - bruce springsteen

I hear "woke up like a douche in the middle of the night".

by **Yedmnrutika Gavr** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:44 pm

Meryuma wrote:
Yedmnrutika Gavr wrote:heard: wrapped up like a douche, in the middle of the night
actual: revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

i still hear this sometimes

edit; blinded by the light - bruce springsteen

I hear "woke up like a douche in the middle of the night".

close enough

by **Anollasia** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 6:48 pm

Heard: ''Got my first real sex dream''
Actual: ''Got my real first six-string''

Bryan Adams - Summer of '69

The misheard lyric would make sense with the title...

by **Liberty and Alderney** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:19 pm

Got a couple more:

Eiffel 65 - I'm blue
Misheard lyrics: "I'm blue, if I was green I would die."
Actual lyrics: "I'm blue, Da Ba Dee Da Ba Die."

(It doesn't help that the second part is repeated constantly in the song which along with the auto tuned voice and droning beat makes it hard for you not to make your own weird interpretations of the lyrics.)

OneRepublic - Apologize
Misheard lyrics: "It's too late to order fries. ITS TOO LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!!!" (gotta put emphasis!)
Actual lyrics: "It's too late to apologies. It's too late."

by **Faschist Deutsch Reich** » Sat Sep 12, 2015 8:38 pm

The Black Dahlia Murder - "Statutory Ape"

Actual: "Spiraling I've lost my footing once again"
Misheard: "Spiderman I've lost my pudding once again"

The lyrics are really hard to understand, but after seeing a lyric interpretation video of the song, I will mishear this line forever.

by **MERIZoC** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:26 am

Addicted—Simple Plan
(I swear I don't listen to Simple Plan I just stumbled across the song please don't kill me)

Actual lyrics:

"I'm addic—I'm addicted to you"

Misheard lyrics:

"I'm a dick. I'm a big dick to you."

by **Anollasia** » Sun Sep 13, 2015 10:41 am

Heard: ''This mess of jizz''
Actual: ''This message is''

Queen - Calling All Girls

Heard: ''If there is a god that we shouldn't doubt''
Actual: ''If there is a dark that we shouldn't doubt''

U2 - Song For Someone

Heard: ''Hey little thing, let me light your kenacort, 'cause mama I'm sure hard to henna now, this around''
Actual: ''Hey little thing, let me light your candle, 'cause mama I'm sure hard to handle now, yes I am''

The Black Crowes - Hard To Handle

Heard: "Creme tangerine; don't tell him more! Ginger sling with a pineapple whore"
Actual: "Creme tangerine and Montelimar! Ginger sling with a pineapple heart"

The Beatles - Savoy Truffle

by **Bythyrona** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:03 am

H: "Goin' down down baby, groceries in the rain"
A: "Goin' down down baby, your street in a Range Rover"

Country Grammar - Nelly.

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Related to the thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgPjnTCZNu4

by **The Republic of Pantalleria** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:08 am

You've gotta love those Japanese anime openings

by **Bounty Bertie** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:39 am

Heard: A year has passed since I broke my nose.
Actual: A year has passed since I wrote my note.

The Police - Message in a bottle.

by **Anollasia** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 12:39 pm

Bounty Bertie wrote:Heard: A year has passed since I broke my nose.
Actual: A year has passed since I wrote my note.

The Police - Message in a bottle.

I never heard that way, lol.

Heard: ''See the Beatles standing there?''
Actual: ''See the people standing there?''

The Beatles - Fixing a Hole

Heard: ''It's in Eminem's butt''
Actual: ''It's an eminence front''

The Who - Eminence Front

by **Great Slavyaniya** » Mon Sep 14, 2015 1:54 pm

Rammstein-America
Misheard: Polka solar sometimes war
Original: Coka-Cola sometimes war
The only one I actually remember

It's too bad because now I don't mishear lyrics.

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