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A coffee shop for those who like to discuss art, music, books, movies, TV, each other's own works, and existential angst.

Should fun be legalized again?

No
221
13%
No
162
9%
No
161
9%
No
163
9%
No
170
10%
No
174
10%
No
164
10%
No
170
10%
No
162
9%
No
176
10%
 
Total votes : 1723

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Bezombia
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Thread  for  G㏂e₨ Ⅵ:I am a man of many futures

Postby Bezombia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:12 pm

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Thread for Gamers VI: ██████████

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Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the worst thread you'll ever enter! Due to the combined efforts of bureaucratic despots, fake scandals, harmed fee-fees, and many rustled jimmies, all fun in this thread has hereby been banned.
We do not apologize for the inconvenience.
Anyone found guilty of having fun, expressing pleasure, or generally enjoying themselves will be removed from the thread forthwith. Do not test us!

Furthermore, anyone declared guilty of violating the no-fun rule will be defenstrated immediately WITHOUT A TRIAL. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO ENGAGE IN PLEASURABLE ACTIVITIES. DO NOT MAKE JOKES. DO NOT ENJOY YOURSELF. NO. FUN. ALLOWED.

And now, the Thread for Gamers Code of Laws:

Section 1:

  1. This is the thread for gamers. Only gamers shall participate in this thread.
  2. "Gamer" is someone who games.
  3. Discussion is not limited to any singular topic. However, topics in which another thread already exists should be moved to there.
  4. The title of the thread shall be "Thread for Gamers VI: No Fun Allowed". The short title of the thread shall be "T4G: NFA" or "TFG: NFA".
  5. The thread shall terminate after it gets locked by a moderator, and not before.
  6. The thread shall begin on page 1, post 1.

Section 2:

  1. No flaming.
  2. No trolling.
  3. No harassment.
  4. No accusing other users of breaking the rules.
  5. No attempting to enforce the rules.
  6. No shitposts.
  7. No fun allowed.

Section 3:

  1. Every post must be, at minimum, three sentences long.
  2. Posts that contain a picture must include a one-paragraph long justification of including the picture, EACH.
  3. Any post that quotes, references, or implies a reference to another poster (or someone who may become a poster in the future) must include at least one paragraph detailing why that poster is a great person and all the good things they bring (or would bring) to the thread.
  4. At least one verification can must be drank per post - no excuses.
  5. Any fun must be reported to the nearest Beno immediately. The report must not violate Section 2, Subsection 4 of this code.



Here's a list of other gaming-related threads. WARNING: SOME OF THESE THREADS MAY CONTAIN TRACE AMOUNTS OF FUN. PLEASE DO NOT ATTEMPT TO MOVE THE FUN FROM THESE THREADS INTO THE CURRENT THREAD.

Ace Combat
Dragon Ball Z: Xenoverse and other DBZ games
Five Nights at Freddy's
Grand Theft Auto 5
Minecraft
Paradox Games
Pokémon
Team Fortress 2
Total War
The Walking Dead
Wargaming.net (World of Tanks, World of Warplanes, World of Warships)
Warhammer 40,000
ASoIAF/Game of Thrones


And without furthur ado-
Remove the fun!


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Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Rhoderberg
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Postby Rhoderberg » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:13 pm

So how about that fun?
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Postby New Frenco Empire » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:14 pm

Yiss

Let the shitposting begin.
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Spoder
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Postby Spoder » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:16 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Section 2:
[*]No shitposts.





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Legalize gay weed
Time to get aesthetic.
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Doperland
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Postby Doperland » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:16 pm

This poll... ooohh.... which one is right? I can't figure which one is best!
Also, woot! First time I've made it to the first page.
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Just because of the name Doperland, doesn't mean we're all high, I mean, seriously, man....Quote of the undetermined period of time: "Do or do not, there is no try."-Yoda
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Postby Slorch » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:17 pm

Fun! :P.
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Licana
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Licana » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:17 pm

Greatest OP this series of threads has ever seen.
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Bezombia
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:24 pm

Spoder wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
Section 2:
[*]No shitposts.





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I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Husseinarti
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Husseinarti » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:26 pm

I've always wanted to do a FO:NV RP for sometime.

But the ideas just are all dumb.

But mine

:>
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Doperland
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Postby Doperland » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:29 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Spoder wrote:
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I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia
A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.
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Just because of the name Doperland, doesn't mean we're all high, I mean, seriously, man....Quote of the undetermined period of time: "Do or do not, there is no try."-Yoda
I'm awesome. On Steam(and most other things, actually) I'm called Necrocreature. Add me if you're willing to buy me stuff!
For:The colors Black, Red, White and Swedish Metal. Oh, and this:
Yedmnrutika Gavr wrote:da dopeste fiend

Against:You.- I mean, uh...
I am Doperland! I also go by Necrocreature, Dope, and various vulgar insults.

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Bezombia
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:32 pm

Doperland wrote:
Bezombia wrote:
I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated Section 2, Subsection 7 as well as every single clause in Section 3 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you right a minimum 500-word essay on what you have done wrong and what you're going to do to fix it.

Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia
A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.


I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated §2, Subsection 4 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you drink a verification can to prove your goodwill towards your fellow posters in the thread.


Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia
Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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The Huskar Social Union
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Huskar Social Union » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:35 pm

For this steam sale I've only bought one thing which was Verdun, think I only bought thing last summer sale as well. Thought about buying still a total war but decided against it in the end, maybe another time.
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Postby Doperland » Sun Jun 21, 2015 4:35 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Doperland wrote:A pity. You accused another of breaking the rules. And finally.... you did not write a paragraph on how great they are.


I'm sorry good sir, but you've just violated §2, Subsection 4 of the Thread for Gamers Code. I must ask that you drink a verification can to prove your goodwill towards your fellow posters in the thread.


Thank you for your cooperation.
-Benomia

No, thank YOU for keeping all those dirty fun-lovers out of here.
Just because of the name Doperland, doesn't mean we're all high, I mean, seriously, man....Quote of the undetermined period of time: "Do or do not, there is no try."-Yoda
I'm awesome. On Steam(and most other things, actually) I'm called Necrocreature. Add me if you're willing to buy me stuff!
For:The colors Black, Red, White and Swedish Metal. Oh, and this:
Yedmnrutika Gavr wrote:da dopeste fiend

Against:You.- I mean, uh...
I am Doperland! I also go by Necrocreature, Dope, and various vulgar insults.

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Postby Wisconsin9 » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:21 pm

This oughta be fun.
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Bezombia
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Postby Bezombia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:22 pm

Wisconsin9 wrote:This oughta be fun.

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Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Spoder
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Postby Spoder » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:32 pm

Bezombia wrote:
Wisconsin9 wrote:This oughta be fun.

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

No fun allowed

I think it's time for a change in leadership because bezombia is the worst.

Guys start talking about fun videogames.

I just played agar.io and some guy named Pokerface was so big the server was unbearably laggy anytime you got near him.
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Legalize gay weed
Time to get aesthetic.
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?

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Democratic Socialists

Postby Gristol-Serkonos » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:36 pm

Video games are fun.

Might try doing those again after the summer semester.
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Licana » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:38 pm

daily reminder that everything you like a shit :>
>American education
[19:21] <Lubyak> I want to go and wank all over him.
Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".

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Postby Bezombia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 5:39 pm

Spoder wrote:
Bezombia wrote:(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

REMOVE BEZOMBIA remove bezombia
you are worst OP. you are the OP idiot you are the OP smell. return to robotfactory. to our robotfactory cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,robot we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole OP stink robot sqhipere shqipare. OP genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead OP..ahahahahahBOSNIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .nationstates we kill the king , nationstates return to your precious maxbarry….hahahahaha idiot OP and robot smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE bezombia FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. lycana+spoder+huskarsocialunion+wisconsin9=kill bezombia…you will ww2/ tupac alive in spoder, tupac making album of spoder. fast rap tupac spoder. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink OP… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt

tupac alive numbr one #1 in spoder ….fuck the OP ,..FUCKk ashol OPturks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the bezombia farm aminal with rap magic now we the spoder rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bezombia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. spoder greattst country

I think it's time for a change in leadership because bezombia is the worst.

Guys start talking about fun videogames.

I just played agar.io and some guy named Pokerface was so big the server was unbearably laggy anytime you got near him.

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Our weary eyes still stray to the horizon...but down this road we've been so many times...
Please, call me Benomia. Post count +14623, founded Oct. 23, 2012.
Sauritican wrote:We've all been spending too much time with Ben
Verdum wrote:Hey girl, is your name Karl Marx? Because your starting an uprising in my lower classes.
Black Hand wrote:New plan is to just make thousands of disposable firearms and dump them out of cargo planes with tiny drag chutes attached.
Spreewerke wrote:The metric system is the only measurement system that truly meters.
Spreewerke wrote:Salt the women, rape the earth.
Equestican wrote:Ben is love, Ben is life.
Sediczja wrote:real eyes realize real lies
I'm a poet. Come read my poems!

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:10 pm

I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game. :(
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Spoder
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Postby Spoder » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:12 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game. :(

I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.
Legalize gay weed
Time to get aesthetic.
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:13 pm

Spoder wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I can't believe I have to wait all the way to September to start playing the Mad Max game. :(

I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.

It looks pretty good from what I've seen. Besides, guns are supposed to be pretty rare in keeping with the lore, what with bullets being hard to come up on.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Barboneia
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Barboneia » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:15 pm

I didn't even realize the last thread hit 500. Anyways, I might start playing Assassin's Creed II (I tried to play the first one but it's utter shit) tommorow, or I might continue playing Skyrim. I dunno yet.

Also, it took me three years to figure out why the province of Skyrim is called Skyrim.

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Cameridaxico
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Ex-Nation

Postby Cameridaxico » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:16 pm

I'm bored. :(

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Spoder
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Postby Spoder » Sun Jun 21, 2015 7:17 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Spoder wrote:I can't believe somebody thought Arkham combat in a game with guns could be good.

It looks pretty good from what I've seen. Besides, guns are supposed to be pretty rare in keeping with the lore, what with bullets being hard to come up on.

Shit Mad Max lore changed?

I have yet to see the new film.

Because in the old films, only gasoline and intact vehicles were rare.
Legalize gay weed
Time to get aesthetic.
I support insanely high tax rates, do you?

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