The Foreign & Commonwealth Service
On behalf of the Lemmingtopian Principle SenatorIason Kretheus
Director of the Foreign & Commonwealth Office
Chancery House
Lomax Square
Lomapolis
LP0 0AA
Dear David Mark,
Closure of Embassy
Thank-you for meeting me after you were summoned this morning. As we discussed, with your nation ceasing to exist as a State under international law, the policy of the Foreign & Commonwealth Service is to suspend formal diplomatic relations, pending review by the Senate - with a view to a later full cessation of relations should the government fail to return to stability.
However, as the regime you serve was removed from power on behalf of the International Community, due to its status as a rogue nation, I am forced to categorically cut our relations with your nation forthwith. I therefore inform you that the Foreign & Commonwealth Service, on behalf of the Lemmingtopian Principle-Senator, will be seeking to take occupation of 8 Chancery Lane, Lomapolis, with immediate effect and that I have issued a warrant for your arrest. You are encouraged to surrender yourself to the diplomatic police so that you can be turned over to the relevant international authorities.
If you have any questions, please do not hesitate to telephone me.
Yours sincerely,
Iason Kretheus,
Director of the Foreign & Commonwealth Service,
on behalf of the Lemmingtopian Principle Senator