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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:35 pm

Welcome to Culdranthine, the shining gem of the Tinellian islands. Whilst Reiltam is utterly ravaged and decimated from millenia of warfare and Arkadacia has... not a lot in it, really, Culdranthine is the place a westerner would call 'most similar to home'. Until they met the inhabitants, the French-esque, 2-4 foot tall rabbit-like creatures known as the Culdranth. In stark contrast to the now-razed Chaskovite in Reiltam, the new site of the Liquid Wallaby is a heavily populated, wealthy town known as Heiss. In the south-west lies shimmering, lovely beaches and a glorious view of Tezziri bay. Surrounding the city is a green, lively forest where (mostly) harmless animals roam about, and highways lead to the other major cities of Culdranthine.

What You Need to Know - Returning Players:

After being near-utterly burnt to the ground in a duel between sisters, the town of Chaskovite is no more, and the populace has scattered off like Crysal's ashes in the wind. Many of the inhabitants of Chaskovite have moved to Heiss as a generous offer from Culdranthine senator and military leader, Renot Du'Heiss has granted inhabitants of the town land to build anew. The Liquid Wallaby is still made out of wood, though it now boasts a small, fairly not-terrible motel on the second and third floors. The quality of the drinks has noticeably improved, and thanks to the ability to get fresh food from nearby towns, you no longer have to worry about radiation poisoning in your steak. The place is still owned by the Reil siblings Ruslanov and Kasatnov, though they've taken to hiring locals to improve the image of the establishment. In addition, there is now a dance floor located on the first floor, with flashing lights and hits from both Reiltam and Culdranthine

What You Need to Know - New Players:

It's a long friggin' story. It's probably easiest if you just learn over time.

A sign in the entranceway, marked in a familiar set of scrawled handwriting reads:

1. "Keep the fighting down. We've lost enough to petty disputes between family."
2. "When it gets to humping you should probably take it to the motels." (As in, don't write cheap porn in here.)
3. "There's only one god in my establishment, and that's the sledgehammer behind the bar." (Don't play an overpowered as hell character unless you restrain them. Because having your shit interrupted by Thor isn't very fun.)
4. "No, we STILL don't take tabs."
5. "Don't make the new guys feel ignored."
6. In a much more official font is written: "All laws of the Holy Tinellian Empire are to be obeyed at all times." (If it gets you in trouble anywhere else on NS, it'll do the same here.)
7. "The Culdranthine Armed forces will quite happily stomp a mudhole in your ass if you bring your army in. Don't underestimate the funny hats and marching, they're scary." (No invasions unless otherwise brought up to me in TG beforehand. AND IT'S APPROVED)
8. "The Wallaby is built on sacred ground. Like, literally. As in the gods of the Arkchilian pantheon will up and fucking smite you if you start messing the place up." (Don't have a big epic Wallaby destroying battle here. Or anywhere in Heiss.)
9. "You ain't a god." (No god-modding. You know who you are.)
10. In a really official font: "Firearms are only to be owned by military and police personnel, ex-military (after extensive mental stability testing), and select individuals who require them on a daily basis." (basically don't shoot up the damn place or da police will get you)
Welcome to Culdranthine, enjoy your stay.

Map of Tinell (YES, we are on Earth in 2015. This continent is located between Europe and North America, the world is as it is in 2015.)

A Musical Introduction to Tinell: (I didn't actually write this post. :I Friend of mine came up with the song.)
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Well..." She begins singing. "Welcome to Culdranthine, it's kind of a fucking mess! But then again I guess that's like the rest! We've got rabbit people, who're only three feet tall, and have a really good angle for punching you in the balls!" Several Culdranth backup dancers appear and fireworks start playing.

"Over to the west, you've got Arkadacia, where people smell like horse and are likely to headbutt ya, and they've got giant horns...a!" She starts tap dancing with a spontaneously appearing cane.

"And then to the south, there's a little shithole, by the name of Reiltaaaaaam~, there's radiation, savages, and pain, just a little slice of hell, all in the land of Tinell!" She finishes singing and bows.


Official Wallaby Regents (Basically, if I'm not online and there's some idiot blatantly ignoring the rules, they are to be listened to.):
Crumlark (Absent for a while)
Barboneia (Temporary until further notice)
(Don't ask to be on this list.)

Oh yeah, we have a region. Ask for the password.

THE GRAND TOURNEY

Once every six years, a grand tournament is held somewhere in the regions of Arkadacia and Culdranthine (Reiltam has been excluded on the grounds of having no functioning government, but this may change in the future). In an effort to flaunt cultures from around the continent and flaunt their identities around, the Grand Tourney is a test of skill, wits, and strength with the strongest warriors and historical reenactors coming together with equipment from their original cultures. Teams are set according to the culture they are representing, which determines what sort of gear they will receive.

The events take the form of target testing, one on one duels (the weapons are blunted and non-lethal, but otherwise resemble their actual counterparts. NOBODY DIES), large team battles, and drinking contests (No surprise, the Iracusians usually win).

Despite celebrating cultures from Arkadacia and Culdranthine, members of all species and nationalities are welcome to join, but they will have to join with a pre-existing team.

Rahn - Essentially Arkadacia's answer to the Huns or the Mongols, the Rahn are fans of large, curved swords, archery, but tend to be light on the armor, the heaviest they'll wear is iron lamellar.
Basically what kind of stuff you're getting: http://www.xblafans.com/wp-content/uplo ... he-Hun.jpg

Ilman - An extinct culture, the first on Crysal's rampage through Arkadacia, the Ilman left their mark on Arkadacian culture and run around shirtless and in war paint, sporting no armor beyond a wooden shield and a stone axe, sword, or club. Very agile, but very prone to being cut down easily.
Basically what kind of stuff you're getting: http://www.andreaeurope.com/fotos/andre ... 120-01.jpg

Pravyet - An ancient merchant republic debateably responsible for discovering the New World (besides, you know, the guys who actually discovered it), the members of the Pravyet race mostly flew around via their wings and shot at people from a distance, but foot soldiers used bronze armor and spears primarily, fighting in a formation (think of the Spartans).
http://270c81.medialib.glogster.com/med ... -1-png.png

Iracusia - The dominant culture in Tinell, the Iracusians are divided into two classes for the sake of the tourney. Early Iracusians are given fur cloaks and wicker armor and shields, while later Iracusians are given armor resembling a bronze version of the classic Roman Empire look. Both primarily use stone spears, though Later Iracusians have access to swords.
Early: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/or ... d7302a.jpg
Later: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/23 ... b3c29d.jpg

Arkchil - The Arkchil created the religion that is followed by most people on the Tinellian continent, and are dressed in silk garments with leather plates covering the chest. They rely on two-handed swords and maces to win their fights, though shields and daggers are an option.
http://i0.wp.com/www.kavehfarrokh.com/w ... Guards.jpg

Chulra - The predecessors to Culdranthine, they are unarmored and fight with small bows and crossbows with only a short club as a backup weapon. Members that aren't of the Culdranth species are provided with fine bronze armor and weapons, however, as they're capable of using them.
http://www.ancient.eu/uploads/images/15 ... 1391811343

Melanti - A cousin to the Chulra, the Melanti are dressed in chainmail and spiked helmets, and really like throwing smoke bombs at people.


How The Fights Will Work: I'll let you guys decide who'll win by PMing the other guy and deciding it through there, whether it be dice, rock paper scissors, a counter-strike match, 1v1 black ops, or what have you. Then post the competition out in the thread, and we'll go on from there. The winning character will recieve virtual prestige, fame, and a nifty cash reward. Interested? PM me and tell me what team your character will be on.

Grand Tourney: Characters Signed Up

Alexi (Barboneia) - Team Pravyet
Torr (Torrocca) - Team Pravyet
The Patriot (Ava Ire) - Team Pravyet

Cever (Ava Ire) - Team Iracusia
Rya (Val Halla) - Team Iracusia

Byron Kingston (TotallyNotEvilLand) - Team Chulra
Rusla (TotallyNotEvilLand) - Team Rahn

Match Results:

Round One: Rahn vs Pravyet - Ended in victory for Rahn by timer running out, Rahn had more men standing at the end.
Round Two: Iracusia vs Arkchil - Ended in a tie. Both ran out of men and the commanders didn't want to duel one another.
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:40 pm

Dr. Yeardling entered the Wallaby, covered in god knows what. It was likely dirt, but who wants to know? He was dragging his suitcase behind him, it also covered in the brown substance. He straightens his beret and looked around the establishment.
"This place doesn't look half bad."
He collapsed onto the ground, holding his stomach. He groaned softly.

Alexi stepped over him, holding a bottle of vodka.
"Come on Doc, it wasn't that bad!"
"Shut up, Alexi...."
Alexi just laughed and poured some of the bottle on the good doctor's head. Alexi glanced around, smiling.
"Bloody hell... This place looks great!"

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:48 pm

Barboneia wrote:Dr. Yeardling entered the Wallaby, covered in god knows what. It was likely dirt, but who wants to know? He was dragging his suitcase behind him, it also covered in the brown substance. He straightens his beret and looked around the establishment.
"This place doesn't look half bad."
He collapsed onto the ground, holding his stomach. He groaned softly.

Alexi stepped over him, holding a bottle of vodka.
"Come on Doc, it wasn't that bad!"
"Shut up, Alexi...."
Alexi just laughed and poured some of the bottle on the good doctor's head. Alexi glanced around, smiling.
"Bloody hell... This place looks great!"

Kasat waves at them from behind the bar, grinning widely. "Isn't it?"

A group of about 15 Culdranth push past the two, quickly setting up tables and seats.

Kasat watches them run around. "And finally every weird guy who has a Culdranth waitress fetish has a place where he can be at peace." She snorts. "Anyways, welcome."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:50 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Dr. Yeardling entered the Wallaby, covered in god knows what. It was likely dirt, but who wants to know? He was dragging his suitcase behind him, it also covered in the brown substance. He straightens his beret and looked around the establishment.
"This place doesn't look half bad."
He collapsed onto the ground, holding his stomach. He groaned softly.

Alexi stepped over him, holding a bottle of vodka.
"Come on Doc, it wasn't that bad!"
"Shut up, Alexi...."
Alexi just laughed and poured some of the bottle on the good doctor's head. Alexi glanced around, smiling.
"Bloody hell... This place looks great!"

Kasat waves at them from behind the bar, grinning widely. "Isn't it?"

A group of about 15 Culdranth push past the two, quickly setting up tables and seats.

Kasat watches them run around. "And finally every weird guy who has a Culdranth waitress fetish has a place where he can be at peace." She snorts. "Anyways, welcome."

"Thank you, comrade!"
Dr. Yeardling snorts.
"Ei häiritse minua, olen juuri menossa nukkumaan täällä..."
Alexi kicks him in the side.
"Doctor, the ground is filthy! You don't want to sleep there!"
He grinned.
"Although, you are already covered in shite, so I guess it doesn't matter..."

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:54 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Kasat waves at them from behind the bar, grinning widely. "Isn't it?"

A group of about 15 Culdranth push past the two, quickly setting up tables and seats.

Kasat watches them run around. "And finally every weird guy who has a Culdranth waitress fetish has a place where he can be at peace." She snorts. "Anyways, welcome."

"Thank you, comrade!"
Dr. Yeardling snorts.
"Ei häiritse minua, olen juuri menossa nukkumaan täällä..."
Alexi kicks him in the side.
"Doctor, the ground is filthy! You don't want to sleep there!"
He grinned.
"Although, you are already covered in shite, so I guess it doesn't matter..."

A waitress drags him to the restroom and rolls him into a tub. "Don't come out until you are clean! I spent an hour scrubbing zhe floors!"
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:56 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Thank you, comrade!"
Dr. Yeardling snorts.
"Ei häiritse minua, olen juuri menossa nukkumaan täällä..."
Alexi kicks him in the side.
"Doctor, the ground is filthy! You don't want to sleep there!"
He grinned.
"Although, you are already covered in shite, so I guess it doesn't matter..."

A waitress drags him to the restroom and rolls him into a tub. "Don't come out until you are clean! I spent an hour scrubbing zhe floors!"

Dr. Yeardling just groans. Alexi smirks and walks over to the bar, resting his elbow on it.
"It's a fine place you got here. That governor is a swell guy. And besides, I think being close to the ocean will do Richard some good!"
Alexi laughed.

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:57 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:A waitress drags him to the restroom and rolls him into a tub. "Don't come out until you are clean! I spent an hour scrubbing zhe floors!"

Dr. Yeardling just groans. Alexi smirks and walks over to the bar, resting his elbow on it.
"It's a fine place you got here. That governor is a swell guy. And besides, I think being close to the ocean will do Richard some good!"
Alexi laughed.

Kasat nods, grinning widely. "That he is. It's so nice to see the sun again, after all this time stuck in Reiltam. My fur isn't naturally this dark, it's just being inside for so long kind of... reverse bleaches it."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:58 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Dr. Yeardling just groans. Alexi smirks and walks over to the bar, resting his elbow on it.
"It's a fine place you got here. That governor is a swell guy. And besides, I think being close to the ocean will do Richard some good!"
Alexi laughed.

Kasat nods, grinning widely. "That he is. It's so nice to see the sun again, after all this time stuck in Reiltam. My fur isn't naturally this dark, it's just being inside for so long kind of... reverse bleaches it."

He took a sip from his bottle.
"I always dreamed of traveling to the ocean for vacation back in Barboneia. Never got around to it. Although I'll be glad I'm able to here."

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:01 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Kasat nods, grinning widely. "That he is. It's so nice to see the sun again, after all this time stuck in Reiltam. My fur isn't naturally this dark, it's just being inside for so long kind of... reverse bleaches it."

He took a sip from his bottle.
"I always dreamed of traveling to the ocean for vacation back in Barboneia. Never got around to it. Although I'll be glad I'm able to here."

"I'm just happy to be out of Reiltam... this place is gorgeous."

Byron wanders down the stairs with two female Culdranth beside him, grinning widely. "I fucking LOVE Culdranthine!" He flops down on the couch as they leave.

Kasat looks over at him with a raised eyebrow. "... Typical limey."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:03 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He took a sip from his bottle.
"I always dreamed of traveling to the ocean for vacation back in Barboneia. Never got around to it. Although I'll be glad I'm able to here."

"I'm just happy to be out of Reiltam... this place is gorgeous."

Byron wanders down the stairs with two female Culdranth beside him, grinning widely. "I fucking LOVE Culdranthine!" He flops down on the couch as they leave.

Kasat looks over at him with a raised eyebrow. "... Typical limey."

Alexi sits down next to Byron.
"Is good to see you are here, comrade."

Meanwhile, a low groan comes out of the bathroom. The bathroom door opens and steam comes out, filtering into the bar. Dr. Yeardling steps out, wearing a sharp black 3 piece suit and holding a golden cane. He pushes up his glasses and grins.
"This is Surgeon General Yeardling speaking. I am feeling swell."
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Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"I'm just happy to be out of Reiltam... this place is gorgeous."

Byron wanders down the stairs with two female Culdranth beside him, grinning widely. "I fucking LOVE Culdranthine!" He flops down on the couch as they leave.

Kasat looks over at him with a raised eyebrow. "... Typical limey."

Alexi sits down next to Byron.
"Is good to see you are here, comrade."

Meanwhile, a low groan comes out of the bathroom. The bathroom door opens and steam comes out, filtering into the bar. Dr. Yeardling steps out, wearing a sharp black 3 piece suit and holding a golden cane. He pushes up his glasses and grins.
"This is Surgeon General Yeardling speaking. I am feeling swell."

Byron burps loudly. "Yeah, nice seeing you too... Guy."

Kasat looks over at him. "Are you a pimp now?"
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Postby Aelex » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:08 pm

[hrp] I'm sorry to intrude here but I just saw the title of the topic and I didn't wanted to waste an occasion to be a Grammar Nazi... Actually, "Pleurer sur Sang Versé" don't mean anything in French, if you want to make sense, you have to add "le", it's "Pleurer sur le sang versé".
Sorry to bothered you, I won't come again ! :p [hrp]
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:08 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:Alexi sits down next to Byron.
"Is good to see you are here, comrade."

Meanwhile, a low groan comes out of the bathroom. The bathroom door opens and steam comes out, filtering into the bar. Dr. Yeardling steps out, wearing a sharp black 3 piece suit and holding a golden cane. He pushes up his glasses and grins.
"This is Surgeon General Yeardling speaking. I am feeling swell."

Byron burps loudly. "Yeah, nice seeing you too... Guy."

Kasat looks over at him. "Are you a pimp now?"

"Nope. But you know what I am?"
He flips his cane through the air and balances it on his fingertip.

"I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General."
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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:10 pm

Aelex wrote:[hrp] I'm sorry to intrude here but I just saw the title of the topic and I didn't wanted to waste an occasion to be a Grammar Nazi... Actually, "Pleurer sur Sang Versé" don't mean anything in French, if you want to make sense, you have to add "le", it's "Pleurer sur le sang versé".
Sorry to bothered you, I won't come again ! :p [hrp]

(Google translate, my friend. :P I don't actually speak french. Thanks for the tip, though.)

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Byron burps loudly. "Yeah, nice seeing you too... Guy."

Kasat looks over at him. "Are you a pimp now?"

"Nope. But you know what I am?"
He flips his cane through the air and balances it on his fingertip.

"I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General."

She applauds. "Yay for references I don't get... At least we get more television than 'wake him with stick' now."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:12 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Aelex wrote:[hrp] I'm sorry to intrude here but I just saw the title of the topic and I didn't wanted to waste an occasion to be a Grammar Nazi... Actually, "Pleurer sur Sang Versé" don't mean anything in French, if you want to make sense, you have to add "le", it's "Pleurer sur le sang versé".
Sorry to bothered you, I won't come again ! :p [hrp]

(Google translate, my friend. :P I don't actually speak french. Thanks for the tip, though.)

Barboneia wrote:"Nope. But you know what I am?"
He flips his cane through the air and balances it on his fingertip.

"I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Surgeon-General."

She applauds. "Yay for references I don't get... At least we get more television than 'wake him with stick' now."

"Indeed."
He leans on his cane.
"My first order as Surgeon General is.... Um..... Hm. I don't know yet. I am open to suggestion however."

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:22 pm

Barboneia wrote:"Indeed."
He leans on his cane.
"My first order as Surgeon General is.... Um..... Hm. I don't know yet. I am open to suggestion however."

"Not sure it's your area of expertise since what I'm thinking sounds like something more suited for an enviromental advisor but something related to the radiation in Reiltam would be great. About 30% of the place is uninhabitable thanks to the dead zones everywhere. If we could find a way to start clearing it out or at least reducing their impact... Reiltam could start growing again."

Cherche wanders in, dragging a suitcase behind her. "Puis de lassefuer..." She mumbles. "I forgot how terrible the beds at the family manor were."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:23 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Indeed."
He leans on his cane.
"My first order as Surgeon General is.... Um..... Hm. I don't know yet. I am open to suggestion however."

"Not sure it's your area of expertise since what I'm thinking sounds like something more suited for an enviromental advisor but something related to the radiation in Reiltam would be great. About 30% of the place is uninhabitable thanks to the dead zones everywhere. If we could find a way to start clearing it out or at least reducing their impact... Reiltam could start growing again."

Cherche wanders in, dragging a suitcase behind her. "Puis de lassefuer..." She mumbles. "I forgot how terrible the beds at the family manor were."

"Hm... My main job is to improve the general health of the populace.. Well, the next time I see Adrisal I shall ask her about it."

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:25 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Not sure it's your area of expertise since what I'm thinking sounds like something more suited for an enviromental advisor but something related to the radiation in Reiltam would be great. About 30% of the place is uninhabitable thanks to the dead zones everywhere. If we could find a way to start clearing it out or at least reducing their impact... Reiltam could start growing again."

Cherche wanders in, dragging a suitcase behind her. "Puis de lassefuer..." She mumbles. "I forgot how terrible the beds at the family manor were."

"Hm... My main job is to improve the general health of the populace.. Well, the next time I see Adrisal I shall ask her about it."

She nods. "Great. I believe Adri is taking a brief detour to T'nell to pray at some shrine before she comes here."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:27 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Hm... My main job is to improve the general health of the populace.. Well, the next time I see Adrisal I shall ask her about it."

She nods. "Great. I believe Adri is taking a brief detour to T'nell to pray at some shrine before she comes here."

"Good for her. In the meanwhile, I'm going to contract some builders to build my new office. I don't want a building too big, maybe two stories. I'll place it next to this one. Also, do you have any rooms open?"

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:29 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:She nods. "Great. I believe Adri is taking a brief detour to T'nell to pray at some shrine before she comes here."

"Good for her. In the meanwhile, I'm going to contract some builders to build my new office. I don't want a building too big, maybe two stories. I'll place it next to this one. Also, do you have any rooms open?"

"Plenty of open space, yeah." She nods.
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:30 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Good for her. In the meanwhile, I'm going to contract some builders to build my new office. I don't want a building too big, maybe two stories. I'll place it next to this one. Also, do you have any rooms open?"

"Plenty of open space, yeah." She nods.

"Right. I'll get one on the third story, then."
He smirks.
"And tell one of those lovely waiters to wait for me up there. I'll have a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates."
He winks.

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:34 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:"Plenty of open space, yeah." She nods.

"Right. I'll get one on the third story, then."
He smirks.
"And tell one of those lovely waiters to wait for me up there. I'll have a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates."
He winks.

Kasat stares at him for a moment and raises an eyebrow. "They aren't prostitutes, if that's what you're getting at."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:35 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:"Right. I'll get one on the third story, then."
He smirks.
"And tell one of those lovely waiters to wait for me up there. I'll have a bottle of champagne and a box of chocolates."
He winks.

Kasat stares at him for a moment and raises an eyebrow. "They aren't prostitutes, if that's what you're getting at."

He frowns.
"Damn. Well, what am I supposed to do with this bottle of champagne and box of chocolates now?"
He takes out said items from his suitcase.

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Postby TotallyNotEvilLand » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:38 pm

Barboneia wrote:
TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:Kasat stares at him for a moment and raises an eyebrow. "They aren't prostitutes, if that's what you're getting at."

He frowns.
"Damn. Well, what am I supposed to do with this bottle of champagne and box of chocolates now?"
He takes out said items from his suitcase.

"Drink and eat them alone because you thought my staff were prostitutes. Go take the walk of shame."
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Postby Barboneia » Sun Mar 01, 2015 3:39 pm

TotallyNotEvilLand wrote:
Barboneia wrote:He frowns.
"Damn. Well, what am I supposed to do with this bottle of champagne and box of chocolates now?"
He takes out said items from his suitcase.

"Drink and eat them alone because you thought my staff were prostitutes. Go take the walk of shame."

"Aw...."
Dr. Yeardling throws the bottle and the box onto the counter and walks outside, into the town.

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