The Liquid Wallaby - It Melts My Heart (No more Posting)

[Ava Ire]

She stands over him, watching with cold disinterest.
Ira nudges his head with her foot.

"Now will you stop abusing me?"

"Unnnngh..... Fine...."
He groaned and sat up.

She stares at him, angry.

[Barboneia]

"Unnnngh..... Fine...."
He groaned and sat up.

She stares at him, angry.

He grumbled and crawled off the ground, before collapsing onto the couch, a hand on his stomach.
"Ven's not gonna like seeing that bruise... Or he'll laugh his ass off."

[Ava Ire]

She stares at him, angry.

He grumbled and crawled off the ground, before collapsing onto the couch, a hand on his stomach.
"Ven's not gonna like seeing that bruise... Or he'll laugh his ass off."

Ira rubs her face, snorting indignantly.

"Well, will he like the fact that you broke ALl OF MY NASAL BONES?"

[Barboneia]

He grumbled and crawled off the ground, before collapsing onto the couch, a hand on his stomach.
"Ven's not gonna like seeing that bruise... Or he'll laugh his ass off."

[color=#0080FF]Ira rubs her face, snorting indignantly.

"Well, will he like the fact that you broke ALl OF MY NASAL BONES?["/color]

"Calm down, your writer is starting to fail at typing."
Dr. Yeardling got slapped for breaking the fourth wall.

[Ava Ire]

[color=#0080FF]Ira rubs her face, snorting indignantly.

"Well, will he like the fact that you broke ALl OF MY NASAL BONES?["/color]

"Calm down, your writer is starting to fail at typing."
Dr. Yeardling got slapped for breaking the fourth wall.

"Hmm..."

Ira briefly turns away from him. She lifts up the midsection of her dress. A light bruise has formed on her stomach. She turns back to Yeardling, furious.

"You gave me a bruise!"

(On mobile. Color acting like a little bitch)

[Barboneia]

"Calm down, your writer is starting to fail at typing."
Dr. Yeardling got slapped for breaking the fourth wall.

"Hmm..."

Ira briefly turns away from him. She lifts up the midsection of her dress. A light bruise has formed on her stomach. She turns back to Yeardling, furious.

"You gave me a bruise!"

(On mobile. Color acting like a little bitch)

He lifted up his sweater, revealing a red bruise, still fresh.
"Hm... That's one thing we share."

[Ava Ire]

"Hmm..."

Ira briefly turns away from him. She lifts up the midsection of her dress. A light bruise has formed on her stomach. She turns back to Yeardling, furious.

"You gave me a bruise!"

(On mobile. Color acting like a little bitch)

He lifted up his sweater, revealing a red bruise, still fresh.
"Hm... That's one thing we share."

She scoffs.

"You earned that one...." She laughs to her self. "You'll never hit me again now...eehehe..."

[Barboneia]

He lifted up his sweater, revealing a red bruise, still fresh.
"Hm... That's one thing we share."

She scoffs.

"You earned that one...." She laughs to her self. "You'll never hit me again now...eehehe..."

"I will not."
He thought for a second.
"Yep, I'm not risking provoking your anger again."

[Ava Ire]

She scoffs.

"You earned that one...." She laughs to her self. "You'll never hit me again now...eehehe..."

"I will not."
He thought for a second.
"Yep, I'm not risking provoking your anger again."

Ira laughs, an irritatingly smug smile on her face.

She sits down on him.

[Barboneia]

"I will not."
He thought for a second.
"Yep, I'm not risking provoking your anger again."

Ira laughs, an irritatingly smug smile on her face.

She sits down on him.

"What are you doing?"
He blushes a little.

[Ava Ire]

Ira laughs, an irritatingly smug smile on her face.

She sits down on him.

"What are you doing?"
He blushes a little.

She frowns.

"Attempting to assert dominance, fool".
She crushes him with her backside.
"I assume this is uncomfortable for you?" She cackles, hoping to irritate him further.

[Barboneia]

"What are you doing?"
He blushes a little.

She frowns.

"Attempting to assert dominance, fool".
She crushes him with her backside.
"I assume this is uncomfortable for you?" She cackles, hoping to irritate him further.

"Not really."
His face reddened more.
"I'm actually kind of enjoying it.."

[Ava Ire]

She frowns.

"Attempting to assert dominance, fool".
She crushes him with her backside.
"I assume this is uncomfortable for you?" She cackles, hoping to irritate him further.

"Not really."
His face reddened more.
"I'm actually kind of enjoying it.."

Ira looks confused.

"What? But this is a high disrespect, how could you possibly enjoy it?!" A bit of anger rises in her again.

[Barboneia]

"Not really."
His face reddened more.
"I'm actually kind of enjoying it.."

Ira looks confused.

"What? But this is a high disrespect, how could you possibly enjoy it?!" A bit of anger rises in her again.

He just smirked, his face the color of an apple.

[Ava Ire]

Ira looks confused.

"What? But this is a high disrespect, how could you possibly enjoy it?!" A bit of anger rises in her again.

He just smirked, his face the color of an apple.

She jumps off of him.

"Sick! You make me sick, make me so SICK!"
Ira grabs her suitcase.

[Barboneia]

He just smirked, his face the color of an apple.

She jumps off of him.

"Sick! You make me sick, make me so SICK!"
Ira grabs her suitcase.

He folds his arms and smiles.
"Hey, I can't help it."

[Ava Ire]

She jumps off of him.

"Sick! You make me sick, make me so SICK!"
Ira grabs her suitcase.

He folds his arms and smiles.
"Hey, I can't help it."

"You need help!" She shouts.

[Barboneia]

He folds his arms and smiles.
"Hey, I can't help it."

"You need help!" She shouts.

"Why thank you."
He pulled out a book and began to read it.

[Ava Ire]

"You need help!" She shouts.

"Why thank you."
He pulled out a book and began to read it.

She stares for a minute, seething.

Ira snatches his book from him, tossing it into the fireplace.

[Barboneia]

"Why thank you."
He pulled out a book and began to read it.

She stares for a minute, seething.

Ira snatches his book from him, tossing it into the fireplace.

He frowned.
"Aw man, I was quite enjoying that book."

[Ava Ire]

She stares for a minute, seething.

Ira snatches his book from him, tossing it into the fireplace.

He frowned.
"Aw man, I was quite enjoying that book."

"You need help!" Ira screams.

She grabs her things and marches out of the Liquid Wallaby.
Ira can be heard mumbling on her way out. "Can't believe it...makes me so sick, makes me SICK!...."

[Barboneia]

He frowned.
"Aw man, I was quite enjoying that book."

"You need help!" Ira screams.

She grabs her things and marches out of the Liquid Wallaby.
Ira can be heard mumbling on her way out. "Can't believe it...makes me so sick, makes me SICK!...."

Dr. Yeardling just shrugs.

[Ava Ire]

"You need help!" Ira screams.

She grabs her things and marches out of the Liquid Wallaby.
Ira can be heard mumbling on her way out. "Can't believe it...makes me so sick, makes me SICK!...."

Dr. Yeardling just shrugs.

She slams the doors.

[Barboneia]

Dr. Yeardling just shrugs.

She slams the doors.

He jumps a bit at the sound.

[TotallyNotEvilLand]

The last few inhabitants of Chaskovite finally finish packing up their belongings and hit the road, making their way north to some unknown destination. The wind is blowing harshly today, sending snow flying all over the burnt out husk of a town. Beyond a few wooden buildings still standing and the improvised statues in the town square, there's hardly a sign anyone lived here at all. The brother and sister duo of Rusla and Kasat loaded their last belongings into a cart and began wandering off, leaving the still-standing Wallaby behind.

Adri stays behind for a little while to take one last look at the town. Where her new life had begun, and where her old one had finally ended. The solitude was oddly pleasant... Just the sound of the wind passing by, the crunch of snow underfoot, and the sun starting to set. She smiled fondly. Maybe one day she'd oversee the construction of a new Chaskovite... perhaps. She muttered a fond farewell and stood there for a while. There was a lot of work to be done as the new Empress of Tinell, but she could take it step by step. After all... not like she had a time limit on her. She turned around and began walking off as the wind picked up.

(Well, there goes the first incarnation of the Wallaby. Good on all of you who stuck with us through it, and to those of you who're returning from past incarnations. Give me a bloody minute and I'll get the next thread set up. There's more adventure, insanity, and general weirdness yet to occur. See you in Culdranthine. Here's a fitting little tune while I work on the next thread. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtr--EJKAZE )

(Last post of the thread, by the way. Don't post after this. It'll be locked/archived soon enough.)