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The 10.000 monkeys Genocide

Postby Sau Island » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:34 am

The objective of this forum game is to kill 10.000 monkeys starting from the 10.000th and counting them down till only one remains.
Every reply to this thread equals to the killing of a monkey, and you have to specify how the monkey dies.

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Communia says: "The 10.000th monkey dies of AIDS"
Freedomia says: "The 9.999th monkey dies after being stabbed to death"
Poopville says:: "The 9.998th monkey dies after being run over by a truck"
and so on.

I start:

The 10.000th monkey was executed by terrorists
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Postby The Nation of Pen Island » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:36 am

The 9,999th monkey gets hit by a train and dies.
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Postby United facist States of America » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:37 am

9998th monkey was Killed by a cow.
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Postby Sau Island » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:37 am

The 9.997th monkey gets mauled by a wolverine
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Postby Vulkanas » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:38 am

How do you get 9.996 monkeys?

The 9.996th monkey was turned into a turkey by having the from half of a turtle attached to it.
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Postby United Provinces of Atlantica » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:39 am

The 9,995th monkey was killed by Poachers.
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Postby The Nation of Pen Island » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:41 am

The 9,994th monkey got eaten by a turtle.

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Postby Vulkanas » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:41 am

United Provinces of Atlantica wrote:The 9,996th monkey was killed by Poachers.

No, it was turned into a turkey by having the from half of a turtle attached to it.
Read my post next time.
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Postby Sau Island » Sat Oct 25, 2014 8:42 am

Vulkanas wrote:
United Provinces of Atlantica wrote:The 9,996th monkey was killed by Poachers.

No, it was turned into a turkey by having the from half of a turtle attached to it.
Read my post next time.

He got ninja'd, count it as the 9.995th monkey

The 9.993rd monkey drowned in a sea of oil
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Postby United facist States of America » Sat Oct 25, 2014 3:35 pm

The 9992nd monkey died from ebola.
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Postby The Nexus of Man » Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:13 pm

The 9,991 monkey explodes from a RC-XD.
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Postby Xarxia » Sat Oct 25, 2014 4:14 pm

The 9,990th monkey was gassed.

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Postby Sau Island » Sun Oct 26, 2014 2:51 am

The 9.989th monkey died after eating magic mushrooms, because it was allergic to them.
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Postby United Provinces of Atlantica » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:23 pm

The 9,988th monkey drowned in the Amazon River.
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Postby Blyskalia » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:37 pm

The 9,887th Monkey pressed a big red button
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Postby Alistan » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:39 pm

The 9,886th Monkey died of Ebola
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Postby Kalifati Arab shqiptar » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:39 pm

The 9885th monkey drank acid.
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The 9884th Monkey decided to take off its suit in outer space.
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Postby New Alflandia » Sun Oct 26, 2014 1:59 pm

The 9883rd monkey got bored and comitted suicide.
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Postby Kalifati Arab shqiptar » Sun Oct 26, 2014 3:51 pm

The 9882nd monkey saw Miley Ciruses Twerk and died
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Postby Banana Isle » Sun Oct 26, 2014 11:41 pm

The 9881st monkey was kidnapped by a desperate Pamela Anderson and was never heard from again.....

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Postby Naval Monte » Sun Oct 26, 2014 11:45 pm

The 9880th monkey was abducted by aliens and was found months later mutilated by their experiments.
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Postby Metcalfer2 » Sun Oct 26, 2014 11:47 pm

The 9779th monkey was killed by a cluster bomb.
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Postby Sau Island » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:03 am

The 9978th monkey saw "Son of the Mask" and had an heart attack.
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Postby Felkesjud » Mon Oct 27, 2014 1:07 am

The 9,977th monkey was mistaken for Barrack Obama and shot by a Republican extremist.
Edit: I love how we've skipped 200 monkies. It is unnaceptable! All must be killed--no survivors :P
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