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ZV-2 Virus VACCINE for Sale!

Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 1:08 pm

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ZV-2 Vaccine made of 100% penicillin with enhanced antibodies and antiseptic zedonganillin. Taken by injection to the arm and waiting period is 24 hours in isolation. Also it can be taken again in 24 hours. SIDE EFFECTS: Dizziness, euphoria, vomiting, weakness, fatigue, low blood pressure, and a mild rash.
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Postby Skadinkia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:40 pm

Price?
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Postby The City-State of Luxembourg » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:41 pm

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Postby Military Lands of the Scottish People » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:42 pm

Price?
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Postby Disgusting Ones » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:43 pm

Give me 100 million of those for 96 billion.

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Postby Santiago II » Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:45 pm

Probably placebo.
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Postby Allancia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 4:15 pm

*Placebo Intensifies*
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:07 pm

I'm asking for Y900,000 dollars for bulk of 900,000 units
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:08 pm

Disgusting Ones wrote:Give me 100 million of those for 96 billion.

Deal
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:09 pm

Military Lands of the Scottish People wrote:Price?

What do you got
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:12 pm

How about an auction!
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Postby Santiago II » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:13 pm

The vaccine is placebo!
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Postby YellowApple » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:13 pm



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To all who are considering purchasing this "vaccine":

We just wanted to point out that penicillin, no matter how "advanced" it is, is
actually an antibiotic, and thus has virtually zero effect on viral infections;
antibiotics are primarily useful against microorganism infections. Thus, it is
YellowApple, Inc.'s official opinion that the "placebo" chanting is
undoubtedly more correct than any claims that a penicillin-based medication
would have any effect on a viral infection, let alone provide an effective
antidote or immunization; at best, this "vaccine" would be a placebo.

Additionally, YellowApple, Inc. strongly discourages use of this substance
unless a patient has actually had a bacterial infection (and even then, since
this substance is not officially advertised for the treatment of bacterial
infections), since excessive use of antibiotics is known to promote the
evolution of antibiotic-resistant microorganisms, which - due to their
antibiotic resistance - are much harder to treat.

We look forward to not doing business with the peddlers of this ZV-2 snake oil,
and hope others have the common sense to do the same.

Sincerely,

Corporate Representative Minuette Colgate
YellowApple Department of Corporate Operations
Public Relations and Information Division

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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:16 pm

Skadinkia wrote:Price?

I have 3,000 crates of 500mg going half price of Y500,000
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 5:20 pm

YellowApple wrote:




YellowApple Department of Corporate Operations
Official Corporate Transmission




To all who are considering purchasing this "vaccine":

We just wanted to point out that penicillin, no matter how "advanced" it is, is
actually an antibiotic, and thus has virtually zero effect on viral infections;
antibiotics are primarily useful against microorganism infections. Thus, it is
YellowApple, Inc.'s official opinion that the "placebo" chanting is
undoubtedly more correct than any claims that a penicillin-based medication
would have any effect on a viral infection, let alone provide an effective
antidote or immunization; at best, this "vaccine" would be a placebo.

Additionally, YellowApple, Inc. strongly discourages use of this substance
unless a patient has actually had a bacterial infection (and even then, since
this substance is not officially advertised for the treatment of bacterial
infections), since excessive use of antibiotics is known to promote the
evolution of antibiotic-resistant microorganisms, which - due to their
antibiotic resistance - are much harder to treat.

We look forward to not doing business with the peddlers of this ZV-2 snake oil,
and hope others have the common sense to do the same.

Sincerely,

Corporate Representative Minuette Colgate
YellowApple Department of Corporate Operations
Public Relations and Information Division


Well it was proven against the most deadly virus so far and also I tested it on infected tissue and the results came very positive as the flesh eating virus started to die
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Postby Skadinkia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:00 pm

Sold. And there have been no infections from receiving this?
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:01 pm

Skadinkia wrote:Sold. And there have been no infections from receiving this?

Yes it was tested on the most infected flashlight ever encountered
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Postby Skadinkia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:03 pm

OK.
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:04 pm

Skadinkia wrote:OK.

And it should protect you from the first strains of viruses and bacteria that will occur during the apocalypse
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Postby The Mice Empire » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:05 pm

give me 18 million for 5 million breads ( we are Mice and Rats small the vaccine wont cost as much
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:05 pm

Skadinkia wrote:OK.

Well I am developing a pill too
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Postby Skadinkia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:06 pm

So it is only temporary? (not that it matters, the apocalypse will only last 2 days.)
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:09 pm

The Mice Empire wrote:give me 18 million for 5 million breads ( we are Mice and Rats small the vaccine wont cost as much

But know this it will protect you from the first strain of bacteria and viruses
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Postby The Great Zedong Dynasty » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:09 pm

Skadinkia wrote:So it is only temporary? (not that it matters, the apocalypse will only last 2 days.)

Well there's a test okay you have to look at this girl named Teghan Berry
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Postby Skadinkia » Wed Oct 22, 2014 6:10 pm

what?
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Need a signature? Why not Zoidberg?
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>DEFCON 5: Minimum Security<
DEFCON 4: Heightened Awareness
DEFCON 3: Forces Deployed
DEFCON 2: Armed Conflict
DEFCON 1: Warfare
DEFCON 0: Nuclear Warfare
"ARE YOU A GOD?"
"Uhh... no?"
"THEN DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!"
"Ray, if someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'yes'."
"The problem with quotes from the internet is that you can't confirm their validity." ~Abraham Lincoln
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