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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Scissoro
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Tele-Diplomacy

Postby Scissoro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:27 pm

OOC: I realized I have never (EVER) seen diplomatic relations handled on NationStates through Automatic Telephone Calls (you know, those Robo-calls we all hate), I thought this would be fun to do, So everyone, dial up your phone-calling machines, and call centers in your country and please call one another, to establish phone diplomacy. I will start by posting a generalized call to all nations. Nations may respond any call out there, Robo-call eachother with their own messages and menu options . Alliances, wars, or virtually anything else should all be done through automatic calling and menu selections.

Have fun with this and lets see where it goes. Remember, this has Never been done on NationStates before, so rejoice in the fact there is finally something new to do.[/b]

This post was inspired from a joke post I made in another 'International Incident".

Rules:
1. Only use Automatic phone calls, requests to speak personally to someone NEVER work in this despite the fact it may be listed.
2. To call out to someone, or everyone, write your message concerning something pertaining to your nation, and list some options. Political calls requesting votes are okay. If your option is set to call another number, and you list it, make sure that number is obviously fake.
3. Call whoever you want, any national leader, or nation itself is okay.
4. Remember, the idea is to NEVER reach a real person, leader or anyone else, It is all done through automatic calling options. If a selection is made to contact a person directly, the call is 'dropped'.
5. Quote the call if you are going to answer it, and quote the call if you are pressing an option.
6. Any nation can call others with their own message and options, answer an option, or be called.

Tele-Diplomacy


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Direct-Diplomat Telecommunications Automatic Phone Call to All Nations.

This is an automated message from Grand Chancellor Scissoro of the nation of Scissoro through Direct-Diplomat Telecommunciations. We wish to expand our diplomatic relations around the world and your nation has been individually chosen through pre-screening as a viable candidate for diplomacy. Please stand by for a listing of options as our menu selection has recently changed. Thank you in advance for your participation, because here in Scissoro, we value genuine and personalized diplomacy. Your Diplomatic Response is greatly appreciated, and this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes only.

Press 1 if you wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 2 if you do not wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 3 if you would like more information on Scissoro. We will be happy to mail you a brochure, which will arrive in 12 to 14 weeks.
Press 4 if you wish to go to war with Scissoro.
Press 5 if you wish to hear these options again.
Press 6 if you do not wish to participate in Scissoro-Direct, or simply hang up.
Press 0 if you wish to speak to Grand Chancellor Scissoro directly. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved. Estimated wait time is 19 hours. Please Hold... ... ... ... ..
Last edited by Scissoro on Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:15 pm, edited 11 times in total.
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Vancouvia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Vancouvia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:33 pm

5
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Scissoro
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Postby Scissoro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:35 pm

You have opted to hear these options again. If you need to, adjust the volume on your phone.

Press 1 if you wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 2 if you do not wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 3 if you would like more information on Scissoro. We will be happy to mail you a brochure, which will arrive in 12 to 14 weeks.
Press 4 if you wish to go to war with Scissoro.
Press 5 if you wish to hear these options again.
Press 6 if you do not wish to participate in Scissoro-Direct, or simply hang up.
Press 0 if you wish to speak to Grand Chancellor Scissoro directly. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved. Estimated wait time is 19 hours. Please Hold... ... ... ... ..
Last edited by Scissoro on Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:36 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Vancouvia
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Founded: Sep 19, 2014
Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Vancouvia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:38 pm

Gonna go with 5 one more time and then 2

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Scissoro
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Postby Scissoro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:43 pm

I am sorry, you have exceeded your maximum allotted requests for repeat. Please hang up, and call our Diplomatic Offices, which are open Monday through Friday 8 to 4 PM.

Press 1 if this satisfies your concern
Press 2 to go back to the main menu
Press 3 if you do not wish to participate in Scissoro-Direct, or simply hang up
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Vancouvia
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Vancouvia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:45 pm

Let's call em, #1

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Scissoro
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Postby Scissoro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:48 pm

Vancouvia wrote:Let's call em, #1


You have reached the Diplomatic Offices of Scissoro. I apologize, we are closed at the moment, but we value your genuine and sincere diplomatic needs. Please stay on the line for our menu selection.

Press 1 if you wish for our hours of operation or a list of holidays.
Press 2 if your nation is in an emergency and needs immediate assistance.
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Vancouvia
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Postby Vancouvia » Wed Oct 08, 2014 8:57 pm

2, definitely. We need some help

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Scissoro
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Postby Scissoro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:00 pm

Vancouvia wrote:2, definitely. We need some help


Your call is very important to us.

If you are being invaded, press 1.
If you require a prisoner exchange, press 2.
If you need humanitarian aid, press 3.
If you need financial aid, press 4.
If you need something else, press 5, and state your need.
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Zorja Utro
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Postby Zorja Utro » Wed Oct 08, 2014 11:44 pm

Scissoro wrote:
Vancouvia wrote:2, definitely. We need some help


Your call is very important to us.

If you are being invaded, press 1.
If you require a prisoner exchange, press 2.
If you need humanitarian aid, press 3.
If you need financial aid, press 4.
If you need something else, press 5, and state your need.


This Zorja's caller presses the second number, that number being number 2.
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UNITED WE STAND123
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Postby UNITED WE STAND123 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:53 am

dial 0 and 1
President of Oseria!!!
Bay Of The Pimps-cease-fire
Rawii War- Victory
North charleston civil war- Victory
War with CORDIS DIE- Victory
World War 3- Victory
2nd Rawaii war- STAYED NUETRAL
Invasion of Rawaii-Victory
Reitnan War-Victory
Korean War 2-Cease Fire
War on Terrorism-on going
Quasi-EP war-Victory
Mexico War-Victory
UWS-East Aritian Crisis- ongoing
1.War on Terrorism
2.search and locate Terrorist

5-Peaceful
4-on alert
3-Land protection and very intense
2-All out War
1-Nuclear Warfare

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New Kvenland
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby New Kvenland » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:55 am

Scissoro wrote:OOC: I realized I have never (EVER) seen diplomatic relations handled on NationStates through Automatic Telephone Calls (you know, those Robo-calls we all hate), I thought this would be fun to do, So everyone, dial up your phone-calling machines, and call centers in your country and please call one another, to establish phone diplomacy. I will start by posting a generalized call to all nations. Nations may respond any call out there, Robo-call eachother with their own messages and menu options . Alliances, wars, or virtually anything else should all be done through automatic calling and menu selections.

Have fun with this and lets see where it goes. Remember, this has Never been done on NationStates before, so rejoice in the fact there is finally something new to do.[/b]

This post was inspired from a joke post I made in another 'International Incident".

Rules:
1. Only use Automatic phone calls, requests to speak personally to someone NEVER work in this despite the fact it may be listed.
2. To call out to someone, or everyone, write your message concerning something pertaining to your nation, and list some options. Political calls requesting votes are okay. If your option is set to call another number, and you list it, make sure that number is obviously fake.
3. Call whoever you want, any national leader, or nation itself is okay.
4. Remember, the idea is to NEVER reach a real person, leader or anyone else, It is all done through automatic calling options. If a selection is made to contact a person directly, the call is 'dropped'.
5. Quote the call if you are going to answer it, and quote the call if you are pressing an option.
6. Any nation can call others with their own message and options, answer an option, or be called.

Tele-Diplomacy


___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___




Direct-Diplomat Telecommunications Automatic Phone Call to All Nations.

This is an automated message from Grand Chancellor Scissoro of the nation of Scissoro through Direct-Diplomat Telecommunciations. We wish to expand our diplomatic relations around the world and your nation has been individually chosen through pre-screening as a viable candidate for diplomacy. Please stand by for a listing of options as our menu selection has recently changed. Thank you in advance for your participation, because here in Scissoro, we value genuine and personalized diplomacy. Your Diplomatic Response is greatly appreciated, and this call may be recorded for quality assurance purposes only.

Press 1 if you wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 2 if you do not wish to open diplomatic relations with the nation of Scissoro.
Press 3 if you would like more information on Scissoro. We will be happy to mail you a brochure, which will arrive in 12 to 14 weeks.
Press 4 if you wish to go to war with Scissoro.
Press 5 if you wish to hear these options again.
Press 6 if you do not wish to participate in Scissoro-Direct, or simply hang up.
Press 0 if you wish to speak to Grand Chancellor Scissoro directly. Your call will be answered in the order in which it was recieved. Estimated wait time is 19 hours. Please Hold... ... ... ... ..


*presses 1*
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Rahajna
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Ex-Nation

Postby Rahajna » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:16 pm

4.


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