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by **Dr Pepper Ballpark** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:00 am

At 03;00 GMT today, a highly specialised task force from Dr Pepper Ballpark abducted Stephen Hawking for use in our classified Above Top Secret 'Operation Snorzegumple'. He has since been taken to an unspecified location many light years away by our Xoofinian allies and partakers in Operation Snorzegumple. This is a great day for Dr Pepper Ballpark, in particular for our President Dr. M. Pepper.

by **Dr Pepper Ballpark** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:05 am

[Robotic Voice]They are treating me well, and I am safe. They wish me to conduct some research for them, which is classified. I will be home soon, if my work is up to standard. Please do not attempt to recover me. [/Robotic Voice]

by **Pwnshop** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:07 am

OOC: WTF?!?!?

by **Dr Pepper Ballpark** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:18 am

Seeing the oncoming assault, the Government and important people of Dr Pepper Ballpark were rescued by their allies the Xoofinians, and taken to their home planet in an alternate universe to set up the Nation of Dr Pepper Ballpark in Exile.

Meanwhile, the nation of Dr Pepper Ballpark was plunged into anarchy and disease. We expect order will soon be achieved through Biker Gangs.

by **DPB In Exile** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:21 am

We are sending probes back to Dr Pepper Ballpark in order to more clearly establish the details of the situation.

by **DPB In Exile** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:30 am

Pwnshop wrote:OOC: WTF?!?!?

We have Stephen Hawking. Is it really that hard to fathom?

by **DPB In Exile** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 9:39 am

Parivrtta Niraamaya wrote:The Socialist Aretecratic Union of Niraamaya noticed the sudden transition to FT, and underwent a powerful metamorphosis.

INTO!
THE INTERSTELLAR ARETECRATIC UNION OF SAPIENCY

The great IAUS fired their ER-MBCs and the ISF Peribothra blew the home planet of Xoofinians up.

That's not actually possible. You'll have to direct all your energy towards DPB proper.

by **Almajoya** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:42 pm

No. Just no. This isn't how we do things in NS. We seldom mix in RL characters, we write carefully thought-out plots, and we definitely don't use annoyingly huge fonts. I suggest you read the links in my signature below. Meanwhile, I'm going to request a lock on this.

by **Padullahstan** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 2:48 pm

(OOC: Please read the stickies)

by **West Olympia** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:05 pm

Many of our leading scientists and psychologists have arrived at the conclusion that the leadership of DPB is either insane, delusional, a crackpot, or perhaps even a combination of all three. We also believe we have course of action available to us but to send 100'000 metric tonnes of spoiled and rotting pilchards directly to the residence of your leader with a "Happy Birthday!" note attached.

by **Kryozerkia** » Thu Dec 31, 2009 3:57 pm

Almajoya wrote:No. Just no. This isn't how we do things in NS. We seldom mix in RL characters, we write carefully thought-out plots, and we definitely don't use annoyingly huge fonts. I suggest you read the links in my signature below. Meanwhile, I'm going to request a lock on this.

This here, this is good advice. Lock issued so others can take time to follow this advice.

All your Hawkings are belong to us.

All your Hawkings are belong to us.

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