You probably didn't know this, as you have been brainwashed by the Watermelon Donkey's secretly running the world. Blue Sparkle Turtles, a ancient advanced species that was first around during the days of Atlantis, are taking over the world with rainbow sugar guns.
They are coming up from the oceans in huge hordes and taking over beaches. They do this by using their rainbow sugar guns to go "pew-pew!" and turn all the people into peach fuzz powder. Then they go around the town like "grumble grumble" and destroyed everything and everyone's like "hey, there's a cute blue sparkle turtle!"
And they go near them even after they destroyed everything be used they have hypnotic eyes that can control people. Then they lead the people into the ocean and giant macho seaweed kills them all. Then the Blue Sparkle Turtles use giant water balloons to sink the land they captured into the ocean.
The Watermelon Donkeys are calling this "global warming" and blame it on the rising temperatures. But this obviously can't be true, how else could you explain the overwhelming shortage of grape juice. I ask you all to resist the Blue Sparkle Turtles! They want to sink all the land so they can bring back Atlantic by turning the dirt into giant sugar plums that will summon the unicorn goddess who will bring Atlantis. But we can't let this happen, so we must go into the amazon and find the lost chocolate bunny bears. They will use their powers to wipe out the Blue Sparkle Turtles and then harvest them to sell to the people, so we can all have Blue Sparkle Turtle meat and turn into giant Jelly butterflies.
So what are you waiting on? Begin the resistance here!
