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How to deter gay men from hitting on you

Postby KiloMikeAlpha » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:10 pm

There is this gay guy at work. He keeps hitting on me. I keep telling him to stop, and that I'm not interested. I tell him that I have a wife, but he keeps insisting he can make me happy. He keeps coming to my cubicle but I keep shooing him away.

Is there anyway to deter these bat shit crazy guys?
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Postby Zeppy » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:12 pm

Tell him to stop sucking your cock.

Joking around, KMA.
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Postby Call to power » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:12 pm

suck his dick its the only way. or tell your boss

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Postby MajorPaine » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:12 pm

Kick them in the nuts?
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:13 pm

My steps usually go something like this:

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3) The mods took care of the offensive material, no?
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:14 pm

Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.
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Postby Free Soviets » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:15 pm

stop working at the gay bar
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:16 pm

Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:
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Postby Call to power » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:16 pm

Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.


don't you want KMA to be happy?
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Postby Flynnapolis » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:16 pm

Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.


exactly
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Postby Zeppy » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:17 pm

HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

Sounds like a porno, dude.
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Postby Milks Empire » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:18 pm

HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

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Postby Jalanat » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:18 pm

walk around in military-like clothing, a t-shirt with a camo pattern is already enough to scare them off. also shaving your head bald and walking around in a bomberjack tends to scare them off as well. in other words just make yourself look like a nazi.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:19 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

:palm:
There's a chain of command for a reason.


Its a small business.
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Postby Grande Belize » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:19 pm

KiloMikeAlpha wrote:There is this gay guy at work. He keeps hitting on me. I keep telling him to stop, and that I'm not interested. I tell him that I have a wife, but he keeps insisting he can make me happy. He keeps coming to my cubicle but I keep shooing him away.

Is there anyway to deter these bat shit crazy guys?


Mace 'em in the face'em.
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Postby Brewdomia » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:19 pm

Take some holy water and say "The Power Of Christ/Allah/Vishnu/whoever will compel you" while sprinkling the water.

If that does not work, become gay.
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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:19 pm

I'm sorry, but gay guys can smell a homosexual from up to several hundred yards away.

Unless the guy had a cold, which is extremely unlikely, as the gay man's shield of fabulousness deflects 99.9% of germs (the equal of the leading brand) I'm afraid that you must be a closet homosexual.

Take ten minutes on the naughty step for lying to your wife about your sexuality.

I noticed you in moderation, threatening to make this thread in revenge for the one about religious people doorstepping people and trying to convert them.

Trying to spread a bad image of the gay community by making shit up that hasn't actually happened?

Keep it classy.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Jalanat wrote:walk around in military-like clothing, a t-shirt with a camo pattern is already enough to scare them off. also shaving your head bald and walking around in a bomberjack tends to scare them off as well. in other words just make yourself look like a nazi.


Personally I'd start working out a lot, get a single ear ring in my right ear, um...

put on some booty shorts and talk somewhat like a girl- that ought to scare 'em off.
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Postby Flameswroth » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:21 pm

HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

Well unless you're pretty darn high up in the chain, or working at a small business, your immediate boss isn't likely to be the Boss of all Bosses. So do some whistleblowing (you can just stop your dirty thinking right now ;) ) and get your boss' boss on his case.

But if that boss IS the ultimate Boss of Bosses, quit. If it's a small business, who gives a fuck, and if you were really high in the chain another company will be chomping at the bit to have you work for them. Even if you have to take a pay cut, it's worth it to avoid teh ghey.
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Postby Milks Empire » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

:palm:
There's a chain of command for a reason.

Its a small business.

Quit if it bothers you that much then.
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:21 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

:palm:
There's a chain of command for a reason.

But what if it's the boss' boss? :blink:

:p
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Postby Ifreann » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:22 pm

HC Eredivisie wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.

What if it's his boss? :blink:

Give him a blowjob, get a raise.

Call to power wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Report him to your boss for sexual harassment.


don't you want KMA to be happy?

Obviously not. ;)

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KiloMikeAlpha wrote:There is this gay guy at work. He keeps hitting on me. I keep telling him to stop, and that I'm not interested. I tell him that I have a wife, but he keeps insisting he can make me happy. He keeps coming to my cubicle but I keep shooing him away.

Is there anyway to deter these bat shit crazy guys?


Mace 'em in the face'em.

What a reasonable reaction :roll:

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Take ten minutes on the naughty step for lying to your wife about your sexuality.

And bring your gay coworker with you :p
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Postby Call to power » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:23 pm

Zeppy wrote:Sounds like a porno, dude.


I think we needs pics to make such a judgment

Jalanat wrote:walk around in military-like clothing, a t-shirt with a camo pattern is already enough to scare them off.


I think you need to get more in touch with fashion :blush:
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Postby Zeppy » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:24 pm

This thread is not going to end well.
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Postby Tagmatium » Mon Dec 28, 2009 12:25 pm

Threaten a sexual harrassment suit?

Because that is what sounds like is going on.
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