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i declare war on the world

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]
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Quelsh
Envoy
 
Posts: 202
Founded: Apr 15, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Quelsh » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:22 pm

Quelsh runs away in fear.

I run an NS nation called Quelsh, which resides in the region of Australialia. A real shocker, I know.

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-The Trade Federation-
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1798
Founded: Mar 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby -The Trade Federation- » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:23 pm

*clap clap clap*
A dominant heterosexual 15-year old male with Asperger's Syndrome that is a self-proclaimed airship history expert and loves mashed potatoes ! Yes girls, I am...alone ? Yeah, alone. I'm also a Smurf lover. A smurf lover, you ask yourself ? It's like a brony, but Smurfs.

Since I seem to get a lot of random telegrams, telegram me, I love telegrams and I'm single, so why the hell not ?

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Quelsh
Envoy
 
Posts: 202
Founded: Apr 15, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Quelsh » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:23 pm

Quelsh runs back in fear.

I run an NS nation called Quelsh, which resides in the region of Australialia. A real shocker, I know.

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Torisakia
Post Marshal
 
Posts: 16481
Founded: Jun 04, 2011
Anarchy

Postby Torisakia » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:24 pm

Shit! We surrender.

Serious note: Might want to take a look at the stickies.
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United Allied Earth Federation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 602
Founded: Mar 12, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby United Allied Earth Federation » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:24 pm

Oh.......NO
"Focused On Only The Best"
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Proud Member of the Pacific Cooperation Pact
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ます -karate-into- the-olympics-2020?lang=en-US

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Illan
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12398
Founded: Aug 25, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Illan » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:24 pm

Oh shit.

Guys.

We're screwed.
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Fortunagen
Minister
 
Posts: 2331
Founded: Jan 25, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Fortunagen » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:25 pm

Looks like you also declared war on capitalization.

Edit: Heh heh. No? I'll show myself out.
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Puzikas wrote:
Fortunagen wrote:Fortunagen is a non-nuclear state despite having vast reserves of uranium.

We couldn't POSSIBLY be stocking up for something.


Shutup, Iran! :p


Mistelemr wrote:With how many shootings that happen almost daily now, I find it hard to care.

Sure I hate myself for it, but fuck it, we invited this. It's sad, but at some point you just stop caring. People can scream and cry but nothing will ever get done about it. When was it last that a shooting incident like this (or any other) actually made people legitimately search for answers or try a new approach? None that I can think of, It's been the same people, shouting the same expletives with the same people dying.

I hear they have good internet over in Scandinavia.


One day, I'll make this sig cool again.

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Lavan Tiri
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9061
Founded: Feb 18, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:25 pm

Nukes! Nukes! Nukes!
My pronouns are they/them

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The Eastern Antarctic State
Minister
 
Posts: 3182
Founded: Jun 06, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Eastern Antarctic State » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:26 pm

Baughmerica wrote:I DECLARE WAR ON NATION STATES BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK GET LIVES PEOPLE


Would you like fries with that?
This ensues
The Republic of Eastern Antarctica is a country located on the Eastern portion of the Antarctic Continent, Has leftist policies, but is still capitalist.

NOTE: I am an Australian.
I enjoy playing/watching Cricket and Rugby League every now and then. Love me some history and paradox games. Studying at University. Catholic. You can call me TEAS or EAS

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Grand Eurasian Union
Envoy
 
Posts: 264
Founded: Jul 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Grand Eurasian Union » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:26 pm

:palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm: :palm:

Good luck with that.
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Здравствуйте, я виктория c:

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Free Brisbane
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 183
Founded: Jun 08, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Free Brisbane » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:26 pm

Baughmerica wrote:I DECLARE WAR ON NATION STATES BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK GET LIVES PEOPLE

But aren't you using nationstates?
I am an Australian, 15 years old, liberal catholic, Labour Party Supporter and Asthmatic. Apparently I'm smart and have been getting straight A's in high school so far. My ancestors are from the British Isles but mainly from Ireland
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Quelsh
Envoy
 
Posts: 202
Founded: Apr 15, 2014
New York Times Democracy

Postby Quelsh » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:27 pm

All Quelsh citizens dance in fear.

I run an NS nation called Quelsh, which resides in the region of Australialia. A real shocker, I know.

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Illan
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12398
Founded: Aug 25, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Illan » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:27 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:Nukes! Nukes! Nukes!

DEFCON ONE

NUCLEAR WAR IMMINENT
Above even The Boss
Feel free to contact me about any fantasy, sci-fi, or otherwise futuristic RPs, especially those involving aliens or other non-humans, especially if it is an original universe/idea. I also enjoy Mass Effect, Fallout, Elder Scrolls, and many other things that transit to roleplays.

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Derpy Durpers
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 6
Founded: Jan 15, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Derpy Durpers » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:27 pm

Baughmerica wrote:I DECLARE WAR ON NATION STATES BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK GET LIVES PEOPLE

One- You have been on this site for one year.
Two-You dont have permission to declare war. You're fired.

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Valentir
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12865
Founded: Oct 23, 2012
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Valentir » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:27 pm

Very well, PREPARE THE NUCLEAR WEAPONS! GENERAL SKELETOR WILL LEAD THE ATTACK!

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Fraire
Minister
 
Posts: 2066
Founded: Aug 27, 2013
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Fraire » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:28 pm

Baughmerica wrote:I DECLARE WAR ON NATION STATES BECAUSE YOU ALL SUCK GET LIVES PEOPLE

If I didn't have a life then how could I be playing nationstates in the first place. Also, too bad. You are simply another hypocritical player who thinks he's great and wants attention. And this is the easiest way to get it. Why don't YOU get a life?!

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United Allied Earth Federation
Diplomat
 
Posts: 602
Founded: Mar 12, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby United Allied Earth Federation » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:28 pm

In that case I send 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 Nukes right to your mailbox.
"Focused On Only The Best"
United Allied Earth Federation, Supreme President John Parkerson, City Of Terranova, The Chateau Of Liberty.
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Official Member of the Universal Technology Alliance!
Proud Member of the Pacific Cooperation Pact
Proud Member of the Coalition of Religious Nations.
⚛ Proud member of the Coalition for Nuclear Prosperity! ⚛
The South Pacific
Member Of The United Christian Alliance
Proud Founder Of The International United Defense Coalition
Proud Member Of IU/ICoN
Member Of The IFC
English:
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https://www.change.org /p/全日本空手道連盟-空手道の2020年東京オリンピック正式種目採用を希望し
ます -karate-into- the-olympics-2020?lang=en-US

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The Pacifican Islands
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1072
Founded: May 30, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The Pacifican Islands » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:28 pm

We're screwed.

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Lavan Tiri
Powerbroker
 
Posts: 9061
Founded: Feb 18, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Lavan Tiri » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:28 pm

Max Barry descended from the heights of NS heaven, his golden armor gleaming, his sword flaming, his red eyes piercing the souls of His subjects. "'Sup bitch?" He said.
My pronouns are they/them

Join Home of the Brave!
Big Jim P wrote:I like the way you think.

Constaniana wrote:Ah, so you were dropped on your head. This explains a lot.

Zarkenis Ultima wrote:Snarky bastard.

The Grey Wolf wrote:You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

Renewed Imperial Germany wrote:I'm not sure whether to laugh because thIs is the best satire I've ever seen or be very very afraid because someone actually thinks all this so.... have a cookie?

John Holland wrote: John Holland
your mom

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-The Trade Federation-
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1798
Founded: Mar 06, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby -The Trade Federation- » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

You have declared war on 114,789 nations.

You may want to rethink your declaration of war.
A dominant heterosexual 15-year old male with Asperger's Syndrome that is a self-proclaimed airship history expert and loves mashed potatoes ! Yes girls, I am...alone ? Yeah, alone. I'm also a Smurf lover. A smurf lover, you ask yourself ? It's like a brony, but Smurfs.

Since I seem to get a lot of random telegrams, telegram me, I love telegrams and I'm single, so why the hell not ?

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Kel-Elysia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1303
Founded: Jan 21, 2011
Ex-Nation

Postby Kel-Elysia » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

OOC: I know it's a bad idea to feed the troll...but...

Nah. Better not feed it.
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The New American commonwealth
Negotiator
 
Posts: 6769
Founded: Mar 07, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby The New American commonwealth » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

*claps sarcasticly*

Bravo Herr Baugmerica, Bravo. Now some one please launch a few hundred warheads so I can get back to my Super power.
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Sunkistodia
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1452
Founded: Jun 20, 2009
Ex-Nation

Postby Sunkistodia » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

Hi, just a thought; you might want to check out the stickies, and until you do, maybe read other people's post to get an idea of Nationstates?

Happy Foruming!
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Urania-Plutonia
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Antiquity
Ex-Nation

Postby Urania-Plutonia » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:29 pm

What is this life, and how can I purchase one for myself?
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The Eastern Antarctic State
Minister
 
Posts: 3182
Founded: Jun 06, 2014
Left-wing Utopia

Postby The Eastern Antarctic State » Tue Jul 08, 2014 7:30 pm

Lavan Tiri wrote:Max Barry descended from the heights of NS heaven, his golden armor gleaming, his sword flaming, his red eyes piercing the souls of His subjects. "'Sup bitch?" He said.


Don't forget his ten headed hydra dog from hell
This ensues
The Republic of Eastern Antarctica is a country located on the Eastern portion of the Antarctic Continent, Has leftist policies, but is still capitalist.

NOTE: I am an Australian.
I enjoy playing/watching Cricket and Rugby League every now and then. Love me some history and paradox games. Studying at University. Catholic. You can call me TEAS or EAS

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